Krismas 🎄 Lorischild
@direkris.itch.io
Game writer, editor, localizer, project manager. Looking for work!
I wrote YOU ARE JEFF BEZOS and half of COZY GROVE.
no pronouns or they/them
I wrote YOU ARE JEFF BEZOS and half of COZY GROVE.
no pronouns or they/them
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Krismas 🎄 Lorischild
@direkris.itch.io
· Jul 13
Periodic reminder that I am open for work!
Specifically I am looking for:
-Writing roles
-Editing roles
-Project management roles
I have a decade of experience in all levels of journalism and seven years as a game developer and localizer
Specifically I am looking for:
-Writing roles
-Editing roles
-Project management roles
I have a decade of experience in all levels of journalism and seven years as a game developer and localizer
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hot skeletons in your area, pt. II
February 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
hot skeletons in your area, pt. II
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"This is just like the prisoner's dilemma," I think, as I'm devoured by some weird ball thing for your entertainment.
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"This is just like the prisoner's dilemma," I think, as I'm devoured by some weird ball thing for your entertainment.
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And Tiny Tim, whose meme did NOT grow old,
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
And Tiny Tim, whose meme did NOT grow old,
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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santa's workshop is a vast landscape of lumbering fleshy machines exchanging fluids through a network of veins, just visible through the earth's translucent skin btw
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
santa's workshop is a vast landscape of lumbering fleshy machines exchanging fluids through a network of veins, just visible through the earth's translucent skin btw
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
What must it be like to remember objects exist outside my field of vision
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
What must it be like to remember objects exist outside my field of vision
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Sony’s Japanese MiniDisc ads with Jamiroquai
December 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Sony’s Japanese MiniDisc ads with Jamiroquai
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Attention new users! I've made a starter pack of Japanese game devs, something a lot of folks miss from Twitter. Please flow and re-share! And if I'm missing anybody let me know! go.bsky.app/5R1tEtT
December 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Attention new users! I've made a starter pack of Japanese game devs, something a lot of folks miss from Twitter. Please flow and re-share! And if I'm missing anybody let me know! go.bsky.app/5R1tEtT
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Merry Christmas fam!
December 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Merry Christmas fam!
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“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing on the street corners to be seen by others.”
Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
December 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing on the street corners to be seen by others.”
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Merry Krismas it’s the day where you make Kris happy
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Merry Krismas it’s the day where you make Kris happy
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Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
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Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
Merry Krismas it’s the day where you make Kris happy
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Merry Krismas it’s the day where you make Kris happy
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Happy Hogswatch to all who celebrate. Ho! Ho! Ho!
December 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Happy Hogswatch to all who celebrate. Ho! Ho! Ho!
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holidays emphasize the fact that my personal life didn't quite proceed on the path I had planned but one thing i got going for me is, I don't have hundreds of thousands of people, maybe millions, joking-not-joking that maybe this will be the day I die
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
holidays emphasize the fact that my personal life didn't quite proceed on the path I had planned but one thing i got going for me is, I don't have hundreds of thousands of people, maybe millions, joking-not-joking that maybe this will be the day I die
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My mom’s floofy Maine Coon mix, Lucky
December 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My mom’s floofy Maine Coon mix, Lucky
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thomas chatterton williams is like those troops who have to be found after the war is long over except instead of trying to win a war he is trying to get on the epstein plane
You have to respect his dedication to writing the same article over and over again regardless of context, relevance or accuracy
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
December 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
thomas chatterton williams is like those troops who have to be found after the war is long over except instead of trying to win a war he is trying to get on the epstein plane
Inspired: You should watch Die Hard because Alan Rickman is hot
tired: you should watch Die Hard because it's a Christmas movie
wired: you should watch Die Hard because it is a perfect action movie
wired: you should watch Die Hard because it is a perfect action movie
December 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Inspired: You should watch Die Hard because Alan Rickman is hot
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i stopped making "trans people are the canaries in the coalmine for fascism" analogies when i learned that miners would actually try to save the canaries after they passed out instead of going "wow, 1,000 more canaries and i might start to worry!"
December 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i stopped making "trans people are the canaries in the coalmine for fascism" analogies when i learned that miners would actually try to save the canaries after they passed out instead of going "wow, 1,000 more canaries and i might start to worry!"
Show me how your 2025 went
December 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Show me how your 2025 went