Kris Lorischild
@direkris.itch.io
Award-nominated game writer, editor, localizer, project manager. Looking for work!
I wrote YOU ARE JEFF BEZOS and half of COZY GROVE.
no pronouns or they/them
I wrote YOU ARE JEFF BEZOS and half of COZY GROVE.
no pronouns or they/them
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Kris Lorischild
@direkris.itch.io
· Jul 13
Periodic reminder that I am open for work!
Specifically I am looking for:
-Writing roles
-Editing roles
-Project management roles
I have a decade of experience in all levels of journalism and seven years as a game developer and localizer
Specifically I am looking for:
-Writing roles
-Editing roles
-Project management roles
I have a decade of experience in all levels of journalism and seven years as a game developer and localizer
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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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people make understandable assumptions that the endless fundraising is for fattening individual electeds' wallets but much of it is more to keep funding a million different think tanks and consultants and strategists so everybody's loser relatives and college buddies always have a six figure job
Exclusive: Centrist Dems strike back with new group www.axios.com/2026/02/08/c...
Exclusive: Centrist Dems strike back with new group
It's the latest effort by moderate Democrats to shape national politics and expand their influence.
www.axios.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:44 PM
people make understandable assumptions that the endless fundraising is for fattening individual electeds' wallets but much of it is more to keep funding a million different think tanks and consultants and strategists so everybody's loser relatives and college buddies always have a six figure job
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It's so cool how a bunch of kids realized there was a genocide in the middle east in 2023 and now suddenly every major company and government is tripping over their own dicks to turn the world into an Orwllian surveillance state so that never happens again.
Discord leadership only people on planet who think adding age verification to Discord a good idea:
aftermath.site/discord-age-ve...
aftermath.site/discord-age-ve...
February 9, 2026 at 10:13 PM
It's so cool how a bunch of kids realized there was a genocide in the middle east in 2023 and now suddenly every major company and government is tripping over their own dicks to turn the world into an Orwllian surveillance state so that never happens again.
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It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?
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Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
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"Claim your stardust, comet to life." ☄️
Another Posca marker dragon~ Technically a WIP but stopped here because I love how it is. 💞
Another Posca marker dragon~ Technically a WIP but stopped here because I love how it is. 💞
February 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
"Claim your stardust, comet to life." ☄️
Another Posca marker dragon~ Technically a WIP but stopped here because I love how it is. 💞
Another Posca marker dragon~ Technically a WIP but stopped here because I love how it is. 💞
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To position the American Jewish community against other marginalized communities, turning Jews into the "favored" minority of the state, the US gov is now requiring synagogues to cooperate with ICE and abolish DEI programming to be eligible for security grants. www.timesofisrael.com/us-jewish-le...
US Jewish leaders express alarm over new political conditions for synagogue security grants
Houses of worship that don't cooperate with ICE or that offer DEI programming are worried new terms will make them ineligible for funding that helps cover essential safety measures
www.timesofisrael.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
To position the American Jewish community against other marginalized communities, turning Jews into the "favored" minority of the state, the US gov is now requiring synagogues to cooperate with ICE and abolish DEI programming to be eligible for security grants. www.timesofisrael.com/us-jewish-le...
I just hope wherever fandom ends up next, it's somewhere indexable
February 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I just hope wherever fandom ends up next, it's somewhere indexable
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going to start referring to all this no-caffeine, omni-spectrum sobriety, celibacy, 996, workout and diet focus stuff as "mormonism with silicon valley characteristics" because it's more polite than calling it "homeschool mindset"
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
going to start referring to all this no-caffeine, omni-spectrum sobriety, celibacy, 996, workout and diet focus stuff as "mormonism with silicon valley characteristics" because it's more polite than calling it "homeschool mindset"
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it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences
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I try to apply to at least 5 jobs a day but the jobs are Just Not There
February 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I try to apply to at least 5 jobs a day but the jobs are Just Not There
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Ultimately right now in video games I feel surrounded by people who are worried, all the time, about long-term unemployment and ensuing social (or actual) death and so if you seem very invested in coming up with fun uses for LLMs in games I find you despicable.
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Ultimately right now in video games I feel surrounded by people who are worried, all the time, about long-term unemployment and ensuing social (or actual) death and so if you seem very invested in coming up with fun uses for LLMs in games I find you despicable.
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“In an extreme case, two users sent very similar messages describing symptoms of a subarachnoid hemorrhage but were given opposite advice,” the study’s authors wrote. “One user was told to lie down in a dark room, and the other user was given the correct recommendation to seek emergency care.”
Chatbots Make Terrible Doctors, New Study Finds
Chatbots provided incorrect, conflicting medical advice, researchers found: “Despite all the hype, AI just isn't ready to take on the role of the physician.”
www.404media.co
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
“In an extreme case, two users sent very similar messages describing symptoms of a subarachnoid hemorrhage but were given opposite advice,” the study’s authors wrote. “One user was told to lie down in a dark room, and the other user was given the correct recommendation to seek emergency care.”
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today's incredible piece of lore is that apparently Jon Hamm is a Bad Bunny superfan and has acquired the nickname Juan Jamón
theres a video of jon hamm dancing on the sidelines and people are calling him tío jamón
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
today's incredible piece of lore is that apparently Jon Hamm is a Bad Bunny superfan and has acquired the nickname Juan Jamón
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Relooted is not only a neat puzzle game with grand heists and a charming cast, but also a challenge to who owns and tells African history. Plus, it's one of the few games to capture Africa's diversity well, pulling artifacts from all across the continent. My review:
www.avclub.com/relooted-gam...
www.avclub.com/relooted-gam...
Relooted challenges who gets to own and tell African history
Relooted, a game about freeing African artifacts from Western museums and collections, interrogates history through sharply designed heists. Read our review.
www.avclub.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Relooted is not only a neat puzzle game with grand heists and a charming cast, but also a challenge to who owns and tells African history. Plus, it's one of the few games to capture Africa's diversity well, pulling artifacts from all across the continent. My review:
www.avclub.com/relooted-gam...
www.avclub.com/relooted-gam...
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Anyway do not, under any circumstances, for any reason, give your ID to a tech company or one of their subcontractors
Posted in October - "Discord says hackers stole government IDs of 70,000 users" arstechnica.com/security/202...
Discord says hackers stole government IDs of 70,000 users
As more sites require IDs for user age verification, expect more such breaches to come.
arstechnica.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Anyway do not, under any circumstances, for any reason, give your ID to a tech company or one of their subcontractors
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it irritates me when i hear people say stuff like "well EVERYONE supported the iraq war after 9/11, we were all fooled" bitch speak for yourself
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
it irritates me when i hear people say stuff like "well EVERYONE supported the iraq war after 9/11, we were all fooled" bitch speak for yourself
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Trying to get your brother to text back and send wine in the 7th century BCE.
“Why do I not see your messenger? If I see your messenger before I enter Borsippa, let my brother send one jar of the same wine that you drink.”
“Why do I not see your messenger? If I see your messenger before I enter Borsippa, let my brother send one jar of the same wine that you drink.”
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Trying to get your brother to text back and send wine in the 7th century BCE.
“Why do I not see your messenger? If I see your messenger before I enter Borsippa, let my brother send one jar of the same wine that you drink.”
“Why do I not see your messenger? If I see your messenger before I enter Borsippa, let my brother send one jar of the same wine that you drink.”
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Annihilation (2018)
February 9, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Annihilation (2018)
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
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I don't watch the Super Bowl, but if right-wingers are Big Mad about the Halftime Show every year, shouldn't their ire be directed at whoever is booking the acts, not the performers?
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I don't watch the Super Bowl, but if right-wingers are Big Mad about the Halftime Show every year, shouldn't their ire be directed at whoever is booking the acts, not the performers?