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Kris 🔮 Lorischild
@direkris.itch.io
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Game writer, editor, localizer, project manager. Looking for work!

I wrote YOU ARE JEFF BEZOS and half of COZY GROVE.

no pronouns or they/them
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"I'm late for this meme format" but it's written in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign posters.
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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It's the Thor Ragnarok "You can't defeat me" meme. First panel: Hela says "You can't defeat me" overlaid with the word OpenAI. Second panel: Thor says "I know, but he can." Third panel: A mountain explodes and a ferocious monster appears, overlaid with the words "Japanese Copyright Law".
November 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Jenna from What We Do in the Shadows. She is a young woman with long dark hair, dressed in a heavy winter coat with matching scarf and beanie.
October 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Happy birthday to this clown
Sasara Nurude from Hypnosis Mic. He wears a brown houndstooth suit jacket with a magenta collar and a white shirt with a pink tie. He has green hair and he is smiling with his eyes seemingly closed.
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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The Arrested Development meme where the dude says "But it might work for us."
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Reposted with alt text

The trouble is, for a huge portion of the US population, "the devil is real and made me stub my toe" is a much more plausible statement than "humans cause climate change"

IDK how you reach someone for whom imaginary things are a governing force in their life
A screenshot of a tweet by @WomenPostingLs, reading, "Dressing up as a demon or the devil for Halloween is infinitely worse than dressing as a Nazi, yet nobody has a problem with that." It shows a recent viral video of a Nazi cosplayer getting kicked out of an establishment.
October 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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After two failed costume fittings and less than a week till Halloween, I have to admit defeat. For the first time in her little life, Jason will not be dressing up this year

Thankfully she's got 12 years of past Halloweens I can embarrass her with
Jason, a black cat, glares while wearing an orange and purple jester's ruff. Jason, a black cat, looks up in disappointment while wearing a red lobster costume. Jason, a black cat, stares into space while contemplating her lot in life while dressed as an avocado. Jason, a black cat, swears revenge while dressed in a red bow like Jiji from Kiki's Delivery Service.
October 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Sexy what percentage of the US population is functionally illiterate
your halloween costume is "sexy" + the last thing you google searched this year i'll be going as "sexy bus schedule".
October 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Look, I know I wrote a game called COZY Grove, but I'm starting to think coziness has reached its moral limit blog.giovanh.com/blog/2025/10...
A composite of screenshots for the indie game Nothing to Declare, a Papers Please-like in which cute characters cutely go through airport security and are cutely taken away by security when they cutely have a bomb in their cute bags.
October 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Luigi Mangione.
October 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Lol what a weird fucking neg
A screenshot of a comment on my itch.io game You Are Jeff Bezos. It reads, "Excellent for a rushed game. I'd love to see it updated."
October 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Calvin is awake at night in bed, stressed out over esoteric categorization.
October 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Time to see what this "Left-wing Jigsaw" fellow is all about
Sam Reich on the set of Game Changer.
September 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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"I see what you did there" reaction face.
September 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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And then you're trying to keep multiple conversations in your head at the same time and it's
A train rides astride two sets of tracks. Someone with glasses reacts to this in shock, sweating, and thinks, "Multi-track drifting!!"
September 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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"I'm fighting the war on autism on the side of autism." In the background is an image of Laios from Delicious in Dungeon. Fun fact: this meme was posted by Laios's voice actor.
September 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Thinking about this part in Good Omens (which didn't make it into Gaiman's TV adaptation, hmmm)
A highlighted passage from Good Omens (wr. Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman), responding to a description of the Rapture. It reads: "Well, nice try," he said, in a completely different voice, "only it won't be like that at all. Not really. "I mean, you're right about the fire and war, all that. But that Rapture stuff -- well, if you could see them all in Heaven -- serried ranks of them as far as the mind can follow and beyond, league after league of us, flaming swords, all that, well, what I'm trying to say is who has time to go round picking people out and popping them up in the air to sneer at the people dying of radiation sickness on the parched and burning earth below them? If that's your idea of a morally acceptable time, I might add."
September 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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New laptop addition @apricotsushi.bsky.social
My laptop, adorned with stickers including one of Studio Ghibli's Porco Rosso, which reads "Better a big than a fascist."
September 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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A sleepy black cat snoozes in a sunny window.
July 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Periodic reminder that I am open for work!

Specifically I am looking for:
-Writing roles
-Editing roles
-Project management roles

I have a decade of experience in all levels of journalism and seven years as a game developer and localizer
A cover for Cozy Grove, for which I was narrative co-lead and localization producer. League of Legends, for which I served as an archival editor. Honor Bound, for which I served as copy editor. You Are Jeff Bezos, a game I wrote.
July 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Today, 13 years ago, a howling void showed up on my doorstep and demanded food

Happy anniversary, Jason!
A black cat wears a skull-and-crossbones collar and a colorful party hat.
July 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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What's up Jason
A black cat licking her nose with her tongue.
July 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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The "barrier" in Yars Revenge is the game's code running down the screen
A screenshot of Yars Revenge. It shows the player's ship on the left hand side of the screen, which is separated from the rest of the screen by a beautiful multicolor band of light. On the right side of the screen is the enemy ship, partially protected by a shield. The band of light is a barrier, but it's not a sprite or background, it's the game's raw code being displayed on the screen.
July 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Stop Killing Games????
Amemiya Darumi from The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy. She is an anime girl with grown-out blue hair in pigtails, wearing a striped white and blue sailor-style sweater. She is tearing up and wiping at her eyes. It's funny because she likes killing games.
July 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Again I ask, what anime are people on RuPaul's Drag Race watching
Kandy Muse wears a latex body suit with fake tits (and fake ass, off screen), giant inflatable pigtails, and clown makeup. The subtitle says, "Baby, I am an anime."
July 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM