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Leigh
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Aspiring napper.
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I am so sick of all you assholes making me see Will Stancil posts despite having him blocked and his name muted. No one gives a shit about this annoying loser but you. Give it a rest and spare the rest of us. Pick up a hobby. Go down on your wife
December 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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I feel like real person fanfic is off limits until the person is very dead
December 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Hey Millennials, you should congratulate Gen Alpha on their first successful kill
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Who called it JCIDS reform to emphasize commercial off-the-shelf acquisition instead of Defense Industrial Bass Pro Shops?
December 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I have often demonstrated questionable judgment.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I just found out someone who was one grade ahead of me in school is a grandmother now.
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I would like all of you, each and every one, to go google “Miss Universe National Costume Competition 2025 Norway” right now
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
This is like when I found out Grimes was one of the riverboat hipsters.
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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IT IS #WRENSDAY MY DUDES
November 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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You know you dont have to call him The Secretary of War, right?

It's not a title. It's not a real thing!
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I used to think it was unrealistic when video game villains left journals and other documents detailing their schemes just lying around. What idiot would put that in writing, right?
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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the cia won’t see your jokes about rigging the virginia election. that’s the nsa’s job
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Finding so many Nazi tattoo apologists to block today.
October 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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41 million people (including 20 million kids) will lose access to food in a few days while a new 90,000 square foot ballroom is being added to the White House.

This political moment is profoundly disgusting.
October 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Considering the rates of Military Sexual Trauma among service members, I don't really find the excuse "well he did four tours of duty" to be super comforting when it comes to his "women should just not get drunk if they don't want to be raped" opinions.
Bernie about Platner,

“In all due respect, all right, what I'm worried about, 50,000 Americans may die unnecessarily? And you're worried about a tattoo?"

When I asked about his comments about sexual assault, he said "Have you served four tours of duty?" I said "I have not."

Bernie: "Ok"
October 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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"How do we get back the men we lost to Trump, Andrew Tate, and the Proud Boys?"

Please do not bring those weird ****ers over here. We have kids over here. I will call Child Services.
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I would once again like to reiterate to anyone serving, especially those involved in these operations:

You’re not immune to prosecution. You have a moral, ethical, and legal duty to refrain from carrying out illegal orders. Taking innocent lives will sit on your soul forever.

Bad paper > dead soul
With alt text.

Executive summary: the US killed at least 3 Colombian fishermen who’d put up a distress flag. In Colombian waters
October 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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All non-pre-sliced bread is single serving if you believe hard enough
October 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Every time Clemson loses, a white evangelical megachurch loses a coffee corner
October 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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"you look great" thanks i can still apply undereye concealer, though the sense of doom remains
October 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I feel like a lot of our political moment stems down to tens of millions of Americans literally incapable of imagining something worse than someone being annoying.
September 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM