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Ashleigh B
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Is it time to go to bed ?
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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first its a donation then next thing you know they are driving their moon buggies on your lawn doing donuts and trying to put a space baby in your stomach
December 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Advent calendar that's full of cyanide pills. Just in case
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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do they still call it cyber sex
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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In their 50s and still treated like the latch key kids they are lmao
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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there are about a million different incentives for Zohran to play this the way he did, it's very funny that there's basically no reason for Trump to behave this way except that 1. he loves celebrities 2. is obsessed with being liked in New York City and 3. was clearly charmed... and that worked
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Trump regularly kneecapping Stefanik, one of his most loyal sycophants, is deeply, deeply funny
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?

TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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lol come on
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I was on track to being on time for work but I just sat down
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Top 5 film genres

Ernest P. Worrell goes to a summer camp

Ernest P. Worrell saves Christmas

Ernest P. Worrell goes to jail

Ernest P. Worrell gets scared stupid

Ernest P. Worrell slam dunks
Top five film genres:

- pre-WW2 Hollywood comedy where plot’s tertiary at best, all vibes

- French or Italians lookin’ fabulous, talkin’ sophisticated

- your dad loves this movie & now that you’re 50 so do you

- porn is art when it’s softcore & everyone dresses nice

- L.A. Rebellion
Top 5 movie genres:

The 60s coulda been cool but kinda sucked, but what came after was worse - American

The 60s coulda been cool but kinda sucked, but what came after was worse - French

Weird stuff happens to baffled but sardonic guy/girl

The horror of existence

Sex has made us insane
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Uh

this is

enormous
British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
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Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Remembering the late 🇺🇸American actor #YaphetKotto (15 November 1939 – 15 March 2021) born #OnThisDay in New York City
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Hold up
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I’ll stop posting this when it stops happening
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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is this the Big Beautiful Bill he was talking about
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Trump won’t see your mean posts about him sucking off Bill Clinton but all your friends who have blown Bubba will
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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why are these guys sending so many fucking emails
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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a woman helped Buffalo Bill load his van, setting off a chain of events that ended in him getting shot by agent Clarice Starling
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM