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Dylan
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I can't change. I'm like a chameleon, always a lizard.
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Lockheed Martin logo but it says Leonard Maltin instead
Brothers In Arms by Dire Straits on Apple Music
Song · 1985 · Duration 6:59
music.apple.com
February 19, 2026 at 8:43 AM
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Boss: And who should be the face of this sexy new network for teens?

Me, first time I've spoken all meeting:
February 19, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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He should get a harsher sentence for planning badly
The judge noted that Yoon took the lead in planning the insurrection, caused immense social costs, showed no remorse, and failed to participate in the trial faithfully. The court acknowledged as mitigating factors that he refrained from using physical force and that the planning was not meticulous.
February 19, 2026 at 7:01 AM
look I am probably stupid enough to put on new U2 in 2026, however I don't I can do new U2 featuring Ed Sheeran
February 19, 2026 at 6:17 AM
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“Yabba dabba Alabama” - Anthony Keidis if he was from Alabama instead of Southern California
February 19, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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Children will literally be of the corn instead of going to therapy
February 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
guy passing around a Google docs zip drive of the Bonnie Hunt sitcom Life With Bonnie
February 19, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Nothing is surer to generate goodwill around the world than the US curating its very own state-sponsored 4chan board
Exclusive: The US State Department is developing an online portal to enable people in Europe and elsewhere to see content banned by their governments including alleged hate speech and terrorist propaganda, sources told Reuters reut.rs/4cySsA6
Exclusive: US plans online portal to bypass content bans in Europe and elsewhere
The U.S. State Department is developing an online portal that will enable people in Europe and elsewhere to see content banned by their governments including alleged hate speech and terrorist propagan...
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February 19, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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February 18, 2026 at 9:41 PM
unfortunately I root for the dumbest team in England
February 18, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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Arteta simply does not have the juice, Arsenal is the deepest team in Europe and he manages like George Graham taking a bunch of lumpy Englishmen to 25 1-0 wins
February 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM
cannot stop laughing about this
i did see one good post though
February 18, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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the technology the left is excited about
February 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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February 18, 2004: Rasheed Wallace plays in his one and only game with the Atlanta Hawks, finishing with 20 PTS/6 REB/5 BLK in a 98-92 loss at New Jersey.

The next day, Wallace was traded to Detroit—where he played 45 games before winning an NBA championship with the Pistons.
February 18, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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The left tried for decades to pass green energy subsidies, passed them, the subsidies worked, and now literally the entire planet's electricity grid is going to convert to solar+battery. It just doesn't feel like "tech" because it mostly produces kinda boring blue collar jobs instead of billionaires
February 18, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I think we all have one fake trump thing we let ourselves believe. mine is that he said "people are dying that have never died before" during the pandemic.
February 18, 2026 at 8:04 AM
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losing my fucking mind at this superman reddit post
February 18, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Dudes rock
M 044 R : 133s
February 18, 2026 at 7:41 AM
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Reposting something with a four word comment “they found him lol” is apparently enough to get someone on CBP’s radar.

Absolutely disgraceful violation of the First Amendment.
February 17, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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Huh, what do you know? The Uvalde congressman is a real piece of shit.
February 18, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Tom Noonan in Manhunter...that's a good fuckin performance
February 18, 2026 at 5:22 AM
robocop 2 has a scene where a gang of little leaguers destroy a grocery store, frankly it's a movie that transcends notions of good and bad
Sincerely, this is a "look what they took from us" thing for me. I agree Robocop 2 stinks, give or take the robots, but buffing all the skankiness out of studio films makes them less memorable; mandating that everyone onscreen be hot means not just no new Noonans but no Duvall-style character stars.
"Robocop 2" is a bad movie on its own merits but it's a perfect example of a genre of film that only existed in the 80s and 90s which was: a bad action movie saved by the fact that both the protagonist and the antagonist are played by really weird actors.
February 18, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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On the Heathcliff reddit a user made a rival to Jimmy, that's popular, called Timmy.
February 18, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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Frederick Wiseman changed the way we see the world.

From the classrooms of High School to the corridors of Hospital, he turned his camera on the institutions that shape us — inviting us to look closer, sit longer & confront truth with empathy. 

May his memory be a blessing.
February 18, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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she should have been allowed to kill one guy per season
February 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM