Dylan
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Dylan
@dylmdav.bsky.social
· Aug 6
Lockheed Martin logo but it says Leonard Maltin instead
one of the funniest things in movie history is in The Graduate when Benjamin says he's gonna marry Elaine and his mom lets out a scream like a banshee
February 16, 2026 at 11:25 PM
one of the funniest things in movie history is in The Graduate when Benjamin says he's gonna marry Elaine and his mom lets out a scream like a banshee
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You don’t get secrets like this from an expert in the field very often, treasure it
Sam Raimi tells us how to make the perfect mixture for fake blood.
“A good thick mix of karo syrup, red food coloring, a little blue to give it that unaerated look, and a bit of coffee to make it dark... I don’t mean to brag but hello, I’m here, I know how to throw blood.”
“A good thick mix of karo syrup, red food coloring, a little blue to give it that unaerated look, and a bit of coffee to make it dark... I don’t mean to brag but hello, I’m here, I know how to throw blood.”
February 16, 2026 at 9:25 PM
You don’t get secrets like this from an expert in the field very often, treasure it
need to watch more Wiseman. We watched High School in a film course I did in college and it was obviously brilliant.
February 16, 2026 at 9:42 PM
need to watch more Wiseman. We watched High School in a film course I did in college and it was obviously brilliant.
keeping the biggest The Great Santini fan (my mom) in my thoughts today
February 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
keeping the biggest The Great Santini fan (my mom) in my thoughts today
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If you can think of somewhere more effective than the BRIT awards to announce that you've poisoned the town reservoir, I'd like to hear it!
February 16, 2026 at 7:51 PM
If you can think of somewhere more effective than the BRIT awards to announce that you've poisoned the town reservoir, I'd like to hear it!
I don't see as many of the special flavored coke zeros at the store any more, which as a diabetic is my personal 9/11
February 16, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I don't see as many of the special flavored coke zeros at the store any more, which as a diabetic is my personal 9/11
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I tell my journalism students specifically not to do this. It's a hack move to make people sound dumb. Everyone talks like this — with the exception of maybe Pete Buttigieg — and it's an editorial choice to leave the little filler words in there.
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I tell my journalism students specifically not to do this. It's a hack move to make people sound dumb. Everyone talks like this — with the exception of maybe Pete Buttigieg — and it's an editorial choice to leave the little filler words in there.
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let’s all watch this scene together for our man Robert Duvall www.youtube.com/watch?v=LztW... bsky.app/profile/kate...
February 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
let’s all watch this scene together for our man Robert Duvall www.youtube.com/watch?v=LztW... bsky.app/profile/kate...
why on earth is Peter Gabriel dressed like the Joker here
On this day in 1993, Peter performed 'Steam' at the BRIT Awards, where he also won the award for Best Producer
February 16, 2026 at 6:57 PM
why on earth is Peter Gabriel dressed like the Joker here
Robert Duvall made his first movie with Gregory Peck and then lived long enough to make a movie with the basketball player Juancho Hernangómez
February 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Robert Duvall made his first movie with Gregory Peck and then lived long enough to make a movie with the basketball player Juancho Hernangómez
Briefly thought this was Lu Dort
February 16, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Briefly thought this was Lu Dort
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Bitches, leave.
February 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Bitches, leave.
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you don’t even need to offer me hard proof for “kevin durant was in nba group chats on a burner talking like a reddit 13 year old” that’s immediately one of the more plausible things i’ve heard recently
February 16, 2026 at 1:24 PM
you don’t even need to offer me hard proof for “kevin durant was in nba group chats on a burner talking like a reddit 13 year old” that’s immediately one of the more plausible things i’ve heard recently
there's a guy out there excited for the new season of the Ted prequel
February 16, 2026 at 5:56 AM
there's a guy out there excited for the new season of the Ted prequel
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OK Tracer Bullet was good but I assume we're all in agreement that this is the all-time BEST Calvin & Hobbes strip, correct
February 16, 2026 at 12:16 AM
OK Tracer Bullet was good but I assume we're all in agreement that this is the all-time BEST Calvin & Hobbes strip, correct
Lindsey Jacobellis mentioned during the Olympics. Just remembered when I met up with her and her sister Malmo for tequila shots.
February 16, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Lindsey Jacobellis mentioned during the Olympics. Just remembered when I met up with her and her sister Malmo for tequila shots.
it's February and I'm already sick of midterm ads
February 16, 2026 at 4:21 AM
it's February and I'm already sick of midterm ads
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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this mark lewisohn beatles special did make me aware of this photo with stuart sutcliffe rocking this look in 1962(!), og art school kid
February 16, 2026 at 3:30 AM
this mark lewisohn beatles special did make me aware of this photo with stuart sutcliffe rocking this look in 1962(!), og art school kid
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they're being called Stephanyahu, LeKud James, and the KDF
February 16, 2026 at 3:42 AM
they're being called Stephanyahu, LeKud James, and the KDF
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"You'll get in trouble."
"Okay."
"Okay."
February 16, 2026 at 1:30 AM
"You'll get in trouble."
"Okay."
"Okay."
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From Hamdan Ballal, co-director of last year’s Oscar-winning documentary “No Other Land.” This is happening now.
February 16, 2026 at 1:26 AM
From Hamdan Ballal, co-director of last year’s Oscar-winning documentary “No Other Land.” This is happening now.
you don't hear people say "don't touch that dial" these days
February 16, 2026 at 1:48 AM
you don't hear people say "don't touch that dial" these days