Dylan
@dylmdav.bsky.social
I can't change. I'm like a chameleon, always a lizard.
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Dylan
@dylmdav.bsky.social
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Lockheed Martin logo but it says Leonard Maltin instead
who up watching college basketball at 12:30 AM
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
who up watching college basketball at 12:30 AM
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This post by the USLPA needs to be seen and read.
The league withheld the materials from the USL Championship trophy celebration in retaliation for the players walking out in their USLPA shirts along with cutting out broadcast angles with that message.
www.instagram.com/p/DRcyNEdkhPs/
The league withheld the materials from the USL Championship trophy celebration in retaliation for the players walking out in their USLPA shirts along with cutting out broadcast angles with that message.
www.instagram.com/p/DRcyNEdkhPs/
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This post by the USLPA needs to be seen and read.
The league withheld the materials from the USL Championship trophy celebration in retaliation for the players walking out in their USLPA shirts along with cutting out broadcast angles with that message.
www.instagram.com/p/DRcyNEdkhPs/
The league withheld the materials from the USL Championship trophy celebration in retaliation for the players walking out in their USLPA shirts along with cutting out broadcast angles with that message.
www.instagram.com/p/DRcyNEdkhPs/
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November 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
remember hearing this song when I was a kid and thinking "wait is he allowed to say that"
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
remember hearing this song when I was a kid and thinking "wait is he allowed to say that"
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it is so incredibly funny that maybe the greatest playmaker the sport of basketball has ever seen is shaped like a bottle of Head and Shoulders bsky.app/profile/stev...
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
it is so incredibly funny that maybe the greatest playmaker the sport of basketball has ever seen is shaped like a bottle of Head and Shoulders bsky.app/profile/stev...
Glad I don't have to defend Dillon Brooks anymore 👍
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Glad I don't have to defend Dillon Brooks anymore 👍
Counterpoint: The Naked Gun is the funniest movie ever made
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Counterpoint: The Naked Gun is the funniest movie ever made
jesus christ
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
jesus christ
call me Richard the way I'm Scarry in this busy town
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
call me Richard the way I'm Scarry in this busy town
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it’s also a thing where people can be convinced. the right got some people worked up about trans women in sports but possible to get people a lot more worked up about individual/parental rights, genital inspectors, etc
I think Democrats should double down on trans rights now. It's obvious that most voters don't care about it so you might as well stick with your principles and goad Republicans into focusing on it at the expense of everything else so they're the ones who look like freaks.
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
it’s also a thing where people can be convinced. the right got some people worked up about trans women in sports but possible to get people a lot more worked up about individual/parental rights, genital inspectors, etc
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The real Sonny was John Wojtowicz who among members of the activist group the GAA (the Gay Activist Alliance) went by John Basso and the nickname Littlejohn who was indeed a married man to a woman who bore his children when he did this and the attempted Chase Bank robbery.
For tomorrow night's TCM appearance, I just want to highlight that when researching the true story of Dog Day Afternoon, the 'gay wedding' referenced within the news report of the film did happen and Lee G. Brewster's DRAG Magazine covered it only to follow up on it later. Photos from DTA.
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The real Sonny was John Wojtowicz who among members of the activist group the GAA (the Gay Activist Alliance) went by John Basso and the nickname Littlejohn who was indeed a married man to a woman who bore his children when he did this and the attempted Chase Bank robbery.
Variety best comedies list is bad, but also I have to respect that The Naked Gun is #1, as it should be
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Variety best comedies list is bad, but also I have to respect that The Naked Gun is #1, as it should be
on thanksgiving, take a drink every time your parents reference this
47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
on thanksgiving, take a drink every time your parents reference this
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Tommy Gun Flakes (2002-2003): After improbably leading the Steelers to the playoffs, journeyman backup QB and XFL MVP Tommy Maddox, aka "Tommy Gun", received his own cereal--frosted corn flakes, with "profits going to charity"
May 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Tommy Gun Flakes (2002-2003): After improbably leading the Steelers to the playoffs, journeyman backup QB and XFL MVP Tommy Maddox, aka "Tommy Gun", received his own cereal--frosted corn flakes, with "profits going to charity"
Ken Burns' The Late Night Wars
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Ken Burns' The Late Night Wars
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Ok
1. Your mom during Empire
2. Your mom during a marathon of the prequel trilogy
3. Your mom during A New Hope
4. Your mom during The Last Jedi
5. Your mom during Rogue One
6. Your mom during The two wack JJ Ones
7. Your mom during Jedi
8. Your mom while your Dad watches Solo in the other room.
1. Your mom during Empire
2. Your mom during a marathon of the prequel trilogy
3. Your mom during A New Hope
4. Your mom during The Last Jedi
5. Your mom during Rogue One
6. Your mom during The two wack JJ Ones
7. Your mom during Jedi
8. Your mom while your Dad watches Solo in the other room.
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Ok
1. Your mom during Empire
2. Your mom during a marathon of the prequel trilogy
3. Your mom during A New Hope
4. Your mom during The Last Jedi
5. Your mom during Rogue One
6. Your mom during The two wack JJ Ones
7. Your mom during Jedi
8. Your mom while your Dad watches Solo in the other room.
1. Your mom during Empire
2. Your mom during a marathon of the prequel trilogy
3. Your mom during A New Hope
4. Your mom during The Last Jedi
5. Your mom during Rogue One
6. Your mom during The two wack JJ Ones
7. Your mom during Jedi
8. Your mom while your Dad watches Solo in the other room.
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This is my absolute favorite photo of Udo Kier. Taken at Smitty's BBQ in Lockhart, TX in (I think) 2002 when he visiting Alamo Drafthouse's original location for screenings of Dracula and Frankenstein.
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This is my absolute favorite photo of Udo Kier. Taken at Smitty's BBQ in Lockhart, TX in (I think) 2002 when he visiting Alamo Drafthouse's original location for screenings of Dracula and Frankenstein.
Sure why not
Offer Vince Shlomi said the assassination of Charlie Kirk inspired him to run for office.
‘ShamWow’ guy running for Texas House seat
Offer Vince Shlomi, commonly known as the “ShamWow guy” after his series of towel informercials, is running for a House seat in Texas with a pitch to “soak up the swamp,” according to primary…
www.kxan.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Sure why not
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"my technology lets you use the phone to insult people with bad language." you invented the jerky boys. you polluted a deeply impoverished, majority black community so that you could invent the jerky boys.
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"my technology lets you use the phone to insult people with bad language." you invented the jerky boys. you polluted a deeply impoverished, majority black community so that you could invent the jerky boys.
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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Grok, roast my freaking wife🤣🤣
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Grok, roast my freaking wife🤣🤣
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session IPAs strewn across the battlefield. westernwear shirts torn snap from snap
You gotta go pick up your uncle, yeah he mixed up his medicines and went crazy yelling about Uncle Tupelo songs again
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
session IPAs strewn across the battlefield. westernwear shirts torn snap from snap
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Forgot how many incredible lines are in Udo Kier’s Random Roles www.avclub.com/udo-kier-179...
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Forgot how many incredible lines are in Udo Kier’s Random Roles www.avclub.com/udo-kier-179...
No. I enjoy everything here.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
No. I enjoy everything here.