Dylan
@dylmdav.bsky.social
I can't change. I'm like a chameleon, always a lizard.
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Dylan
@dylmdav.bsky.social
· Aug 6
Lockheed Martin logo but it says Leonard Maltin instead
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I invented a new reaction image tonight btw. Feel free to use it
February 20, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I invented a new reaction image tonight btw. Feel free to use it
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do you think alysa liu would notice if i got them to play this for her routine instead? bet she could still nail it. youtu.be/4QDHcDtMp5w?...
"Weird Al" Yankovic: Alapalooza - Jurassic Park
YouTube video by Casey Decker
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February 20, 2026 at 3:46 AM
do you think alysa liu would notice if i got them to play this for her routine instead? bet she could still nail it. youtu.be/4QDHcDtMp5w?...
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They bet the entire financial model on this next TV deal and a great way to tank that is missing games and alienating fans in the season you want to start negotiating that TV deal
I'm not saying this won't get ugly, but I continue to believe that these owners – a great many of whom bought their teams with massive amounts of credit and and who are leveraged to the hilt – do not have the stomach for losing games over this.
February 20, 2026 at 2:29 AM
They bet the entire financial model on this next TV deal and a great way to tank that is missing games and alienating fans in the season you want to start negotiating that TV deal
is that seriously his name
and republicans still can’t figure out why they’re hemorrhaging young voters tiffinohio.net/posts/ohio-g...
Ohio GOP mayor accused of sniffing underage relative's underwear
Butler Mayor Wesley R. Dingus faces two misdemeanor voyeurism charges following a Richland County investigation. The case unfolds as he remains on bond in a separate felony matter.
tiffinohio.net
February 20, 2026 at 2:28 AM
is that seriously his name
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Following MLS is harder than it should be, so I made an automated daily newsletter that rounds up high-quality coverage from around the league.
I'll tell you all about it tomorrow but you can sign up in advance here: tally.so/r/eq6DQx
I'll tell you all about it tomorrow but you can sign up in advance here: tally.so/r/eq6DQx
February 19, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Following MLS is harder than it should be, so I made an automated daily newsletter that rounds up high-quality coverage from around the league.
I'll tell you all about it tomorrow but you can sign up in advance here: tally.so/r/eq6DQx
I'll tell you all about it tomorrow but you can sign up in advance here: tally.so/r/eq6DQx
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chicago cubs century of humiliation
February 19, 2026 at 11:43 PM
chicago cubs century of humiliation
A good day if you're alt, gay, or from new jersey
February 19, 2026 at 9:38 PM
A good day if you're alt, gay, or from new jersey
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they got figure skating on in the break room and it's nice to pretend they're skating to what I have on in my headphones
February 19, 2026 at 7:45 PM
they got figure skating on in the break room and it's nice to pretend they're skating to what I have on in my headphones
finally became an apple music guy. It's so over for you, Spotify.
February 19, 2026 at 7:44 PM
finally became an apple music guy. It's so over for you, Spotify.
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skc is gonna get like 5 points this season lmao
🔴 BREAKING: Toronto FC is finalizing a deal to acquire winger Daniel Salloi from Sporting KC, per sources.
Deal is $300k GAM + $700k add-ons. Salloi is NOT a DP for Toronto.
Salloi, 29, made 286 apps for SKC, scoring 67 goals. Been in first team since 2017.
Deal is $300k GAM + $700k add-ons. Salloi is NOT a DP for Toronto.
Salloi, 29, made 286 apps for SKC, scoring 67 goals. Been in first team since 2017.
February 19, 2026 at 4:24 PM
skc is gonna get like 5 points this season lmao
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YUUUUUP music.apple.com/us/album/bro...
Brothers In Arms by Dire Straits on Apple Music
Song · 1985 · Duration 6:59
music.apple.com
February 19, 2026 at 8:43 AM
YUUUUUP music.apple.com/us/album/bro...
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Boss: And who should be the face of this sexy new network for teens?
Me, first time I've spoken all meeting:
Me, first time I've spoken all meeting:
February 19, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Boss: And who should be the face of this sexy new network for teens?
Me, first time I've spoken all meeting:
Me, first time I've spoken all meeting:
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He should get a harsher sentence for planning badly
The judge noted that Yoon took the lead in planning the insurrection, caused immense social costs, showed no remorse, and failed to participate in the trial faithfully. The court acknowledged as mitigating factors that he refrained from using physical force and that the planning was not meticulous.
February 19, 2026 at 7:01 AM
He should get a harsher sentence for planning badly
look I am probably stupid enough to put on new U2 in 2026, however I don't I can do new U2 featuring Ed Sheeran
February 19, 2026 at 6:17 AM
look I am probably stupid enough to put on new U2 in 2026, however I don't I can do new U2 featuring Ed Sheeran
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“Yabba dabba Alabama” - Anthony Keidis if he was from Alabama instead of Southern California
February 19, 2026 at 4:29 AM
“Yabba dabba Alabama” - Anthony Keidis if he was from Alabama instead of Southern California
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Children will literally be of the corn instead of going to therapy
February 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Children will literally be of the corn instead of going to therapy
guy passing around a Google docs zip drive of the Bonnie Hunt sitcom Life With Bonnie
February 19, 2026 at 3:44 AM
guy passing around a Google docs zip drive of the Bonnie Hunt sitcom Life With Bonnie
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Nothing is surer to generate goodwill around the world than the US curating its very own state-sponsored 4chan board
Exclusive: The US State Department is developing an online portal to enable people in Europe and elsewhere to see content banned by their governments including alleged hate speech and terrorist propaganda, sources told Reuters reut.rs/4cySsA6
Exclusive: US plans online portal to bypass content bans in Europe and elsewhere
The U.S. State Department is developing an online portal that will enable people in Europe and elsewhere to see content banned by their governments including alleged hate speech and terrorist propagan...
reut.rs
February 19, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Nothing is surer to generate goodwill around the world than the US curating its very own state-sponsored 4chan board
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unfortunately I root for the dumbest team in England
February 18, 2026 at 10:06 PM
unfortunately I root for the dumbest team in England
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Arteta simply does not have the juice, Arsenal is the deepest team in Europe and he manages like George Graham taking a bunch of lumpy Englishmen to 25 1-0 wins
February 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Arteta simply does not have the juice, Arsenal is the deepest team in Europe and he manages like George Graham taking a bunch of lumpy Englishmen to 25 1-0 wins