Ol' Chef Dan
@olchefdan.bsky.social
Work-from-home situationist. Agnetha Fältskog photo is unrelated. Return guy for Pyrrhonism.
Lyon, France
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Ol' Chef Dan
@olchefdan.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I was radicalized by the classic Subhuman's EP "Time Flies But Aeroplanes Crash".
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January 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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VELVET GOLDMINE is back on Criterion Channel today, please burn some sage and pray that we’re getting a high-quality disc release this year
January 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
VELVET GOLDMINE is back on Criterion Channel today, please burn some sage and pray that we’re getting a high-quality disc release this year
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Has anyone done this yet
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Has anyone done this yet
2026: I'm going to watch more movies, read more books, listen to more music, attend more performances, eat more delicious food, and look at more paintings.
January 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
2026: I'm going to watch more movies, read more books, listen to more music, attend more performances, eat more delicious food, and look at more paintings.
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We will return to on-time #5MinArt next week because I’m on vacation so they’re all late. Until then let’s draw a COTTAGE today cute and cozy! All skill levels welcome! Post it here if you want!
January 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM
We will return to on-time #5MinArt next week because I’m on vacation so they’re all late. Until then let’s draw a COTTAGE today cute and cozy! All skill levels welcome! Post it here if you want!
Which 90s Arsenal player should I name my baggy and britpop playlist after?
January 1, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Which 90s Arsenal player should I name my baggy and britpop playlist after?
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"Seriously, I don’t care how much it costs. Take every dime I have. But know this: I would level my house to the ground before I paid slightly higher property taxes to fund infrastructure that would prevent a landslide from leveling my house to the ground." #McSweeneysTop25of2025
I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
Our 6th most-read article of 2025. - - -I’ve gotten myself into a bit of a jam. A series of natural disasters is barreling towards my home, and th...
buff.ly
January 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
"Seriously, I don’t care how much it costs. Take every dime I have. But know this: I would level my house to the ground before I paid slightly higher property taxes to fund infrastructure that would prevent a landslide from leveling my house to the ground." #McSweeneysTop25of2025
Me, both having a great 2025 and thinking 2025 was the worst year of my life.
January 1, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Me, both having a great 2025 and thinking 2025 was the worst year of my life.
Favorite new-to-me films of 2025 (star ratings don't match rank, because I don't really think about either too much)
#filmsky
boxd.it/EeEw6
#filmsky
boxd.it/EeEw6
January 1, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Favorite new-to-me films of 2025 (star ratings don't match rank, because I don't really think about either too much)
#filmsky
boxd.it/EeEw6
#filmsky
boxd.it/EeEw6
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Headphones aren’t enough, some music needs to be injected into your veins.
December 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Headphones aren’t enough, some music needs to be injected into your veins.
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This Um Wimonrat
อุ้ม วิมลรัตน์ , she’s great!
อุ้ม วิมลรัตน์ , she’s great!
God this is one my favorite songs, it’s called something like bees in the flowers and you can just tell because listen to it.
Master Khaen player Um
Master Khaen player Um
ลายแมงภู่ตอมดอก ทานตะวัน สวนดอกไม้ มหาวิทยาลัยขอนแก่น
YouTube video by หมอแคนอุ้ม Channel
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This Um Wimonrat
อุ้ม วิมลรัตน์ , she’s great!
อุ้ม วิมลรัตน์ , she’s great!
I'll definitely be awake at midnight tonight, but not in the cool, fun way.
December 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I'll definitely be awake at midnight tonight, but not in the cool, fun way.
Decided on Red Beans and Rice, using Diots from Haute-Savoie.
December 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Decided on Red Beans and Rice, using Diots from Haute-Savoie.
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It was the evening after
And all through the house
We were back to being morose
And listening to Bauhaus
And all through the house
We were back to being morose
And listening to Bauhaus
December 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It was the evening after
And all through the house
We were back to being morose
And listening to Bauhaus
And all through the house
We were back to being morose
And listening to Bauhaus
If it happens today does the champagne do double duty, or do I open both bottles?
December 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If it happens today does the champagne do double duty, or do I open both bottles?
Now reading. A lot of ekphrasis going on, and a lot of Italy:
December 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Now reading. A lot of ekphrasis going on, and a lot of Italy:
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[on my deathbed] that’s actually not what “begs the question” means
December 31, 2025 at 9:15 AM
[on my deathbed] that’s actually not what “begs the question” means
The one where Ode and Zubi both wrong-foot their defender is my favorite.
Highlights | Arsenal 4-1 Aston Villa
Watch at: link.arsenal.com/q13af5u8wZb
Highlights | Arsenal 4-1 Aston Villa
Watch at: link.arsenal.com/q13af5u8wZb
link.arsenal.com
December 31, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The one where Ode and Zubi both wrong-foot their defender is my favorite.
Highlights | Arsenal 4-1 Aston Villa
Watch at: link.arsenal.com/q13af5u8wZb
Highlights | Arsenal 4-1 Aston Villa
Watch at: link.arsenal.com/q13af5u8wZb
I always get this and 'End of the World As We Know It' mixed up and have to check if the named had the initials L.B.
December 31, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I always get this and 'End of the World As We Know It' mixed up and have to check if the named had the initials L.B.
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Cheap as frites.
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Cheap as frites.
I'm telling ya, great teams usually have that one mutant who only hates losing, like he just walks around all day thinking about winning shit. Probably really boring to talk to. That's Gabriel.
December 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I'm telling ya, great teams usually have that one mutant who only hates losing, like he just walks around all day thinking about winning shit. Probably really boring to talk to. That's Gabriel.
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so many greats, I think about this one a lot
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
so many greats, I think about this one a lot
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it's always someone else's fault that driving sucks and is expensive.
the most immature, selfish, childish cohort of humans in all of recorded history.
the most immature, selfish, childish cohort of humans in all of recorded history.
December 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
it's always someone else's fault that driving sucks and is expensive.
the most immature, selfish, childish cohort of humans in all of recorded history.
the most immature, selfish, childish cohort of humans in all of recorded history.
Remember call waiting? That shit sucked huh.
December 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Remember call waiting? That shit sucked huh.