Ashleigh Lambert
@ashleighlambert.bsky.social
It’s “whoa,” not “woah.” I will die on this hill.
She/hers Minneapolis
She/hers Minneapolis
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“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
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new gender neutral greeting just dropped
May 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
new gender neutral greeting just dropped
Every white person at the Met Gala looks terrible.
May 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Every white person at the Met Gala looks terrible.
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I’m not sure I’ve ever seen something so simultaneously absurd and disturbing: the House will vote
Monday on a bill that would punish Americans for participating in boycotts of Israel with fines of up to $1 MILLION or prison terms up to TWENTY YEARS.
Monday on a bill that would punish Americans for participating in boycotts of Israel with fines of up to $1 MILLION or prison terms up to TWENTY YEARS.
May 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen something so simultaneously absurd and disturbing: the House will vote
Monday on a bill that would punish Americans for participating in boycotts of Israel with fines of up to $1 MILLION or prison terms up to TWENTY YEARS.
Monday on a bill that would punish Americans for participating in boycotts of Israel with fines of up to $1 MILLION or prison terms up to TWENTY YEARS.
Every day I get closer to moving my kids out to the woods and not having any internet access.
Not a disaster waiting to happen, but a rolling wave of disasters, many of which have already happened.
Google Plans to Roll Out Gemini A.I. Chatbot to Children Under 13
The tech giant said it would make its Gemini chatbot available to children next week, and warned families in an email about the changes.
www.nytimes.com
May 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Every day I get closer to moving my kids out to the woods and not having any internet access.
Supper clubs are one of the only unmitigated goods left in this country.
May 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Supper clubs are one of the only unmitigated goods left in this country.
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Love! MS Choctaw nation thanks Ryan Coogler for authenticity of their participation–not just representation–in Sinners. One of the first lessons of the movie is the People trying to help white folk but they turned up their noses, paid for it with their lives and then spread death to the black folk.
May 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Love! MS Choctaw nation thanks Ryan Coogler for authenticity of their participation–not just representation–in Sinners. One of the first lessons of the movie is the People trying to help white folk but they turned up their noses, paid for it with their lives and then spread death to the black folk.
Miss this spot
May 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Miss this spot
This is now a Sinners account. I only wanna talk about Sinners.
April 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This is now a Sinners account. I only wanna talk about Sinners.
As someone who never goes to movies, I just about died paying $49 for two tickets to Sinners in IMAX. But I know it’s gonna be worth it.
April 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
As someone who never goes to movies, I just about died paying $49 for two tickets to Sinners in IMAX. But I know it’s gonna be worth it.
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it couldn't be more obvious they are preparing for eruptions this summer and a subsequent crackdown
NEW EO 🧵
Within 90 days, the AG and the SecDef, in consultation with the Sec of Homeland Sec and the heads of agencies as appropriate, shall increase the provision of excess military and national security assets in local jurisdictions to assist State and local law enforcement
Within 90 days, the AG and the SecDef, in consultation with the Sec of Homeland Sec and the heads of agencies as appropriate, shall increase the provision of excess military and national security assets in local jurisdictions to assist State and local law enforcement
April 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
it couldn't be more obvious they are preparing for eruptions this summer and a subsequent crackdown
Anyone with Long Covid or ME have birth control recommendations? I’ve been off it for a long time bc it seemed to make me sicker, but now I’m crashing once a month 👀 so I’d like to try again
April 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Anyone with Long Covid or ME have birth control recommendations? I’ve been off it for a long time bc it seemed to make me sicker, but now I’m crashing once a month 👀 so I’d like to try again
Every time I start to move away from vegetarianism, I’m reminded of the many reasons I stopped eating meat.
"The Agriculture Department will not require poultry companies to limit salmonella bacteria in their products, halting a Biden Administration effort to prevent food poisoning from contaminated meat."
www.seattletimes.com/business/usd...
www.seattletimes.com/business/usd...
USDA withdraws a plan to limit salmonella levels in raw poultry
The Agriculture Department says it is withdrawing a plan to limit salmonella bacteria in poultry products.
www.seattletimes.com
April 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Every time I start to move away from vegetarianism, I’m reminded of the many reasons I stopped eating meat.
Might this be the book that gets me over my aversion to condiments?
Self-Pity post: I empathize with Bob Belcher. It’s acknowledged he makes great burgers, but he doesn’t have much commercial success.
My food aversion cookbook and guide COLOR TASTE TEXTURE has good reviews, I know doctors and OTs who use it in their practices, but I doubt it will ever earn out.
My food aversion cookbook and guide COLOR TASTE TEXTURE has good reviews, I know doctors and OTs who use it in their practices, but I doubt it will ever earn out.
April 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Might this be the book that gets me over my aversion to condiments?
My Cornish roots require me to choose option A
going to need a taste test here tbh
British people will literally throw punches about this.
April 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My Cornish roots require me to choose option A
Happy to see both my alma maters—Macalester and Hunter College—on this list.
150 Colleges and Universities signed this letter defending the value and freedom of higher ed. Glad to see Carleton among them. Is your school? www.aacu.org/newsroom/a-c...
A Call for Constructive Engagement | AAC&U
A Call for Constructive Engagement
www.aacu.org
April 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Happy to see both my alma maters—Macalester and Hunter College—on this list.
I couldn’t figure out why the vibes were so atrocious here on Bluesky…and then I realized I had accidentally logged on to Twitter.
April 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I couldn’t figure out why the vibes were so atrocious here on Bluesky…and then I realized I had accidentally logged on to Twitter.
How about: free healthcare, access to robust reproductive care (incl abortion, obviously), paid family leave, subsidized childcare. You can keep your stupid medals for motherhood.
One idea I have is not turning the country where the putative child would be raised into an authoritarian hellscape. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/u...
Trump Aides Solicit Ideas to Raise Birthrate, From Baby Bonuses to Fertility Planning (Gift Article)
The White House is soliciting policy proposals designed to give women incentives to have more children, a priority for many social conservatives.
www.nytimes.com
April 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
How about: free healthcare, access to robust reproductive care (incl abortion, obviously), paid family leave, subsidized childcare. You can keep your stupid medals for motherhood.
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If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
April 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
A) that’s not true
B) who cares? There are lots of ways to be a person. His argument that autistic people aren’t valuable if they can’t play baseball (???) should be called out for what it is: eugenics
B) who cares? There are lots of ways to be a person. His argument that autistic people aren’t valuable if they can’t play baseball (???) should be called out for what it is: eugenics
WATCH | RFK Jr claims autistic children will never go on dates or pay taxes
Read the recent CDC autism report here: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Read the recent CDC autism report here: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
April 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
A) that’s not true
B) who cares? There are lots of ways to be a person. His argument that autistic people aren’t valuable if they can’t play baseball (???) should be called out for what it is: eugenics
B) who cares? There are lots of ways to be a person. His argument that autistic people aren’t valuable if they can’t play baseball (???) should be called out for what it is: eugenics
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this is so good www.tiktok.com/@shakingshee...
Take back your attention span, relearn patience and you’ll see your hope and optimism return in bounties. #fypシ #politics #leftist #blacktiktok #fypシ #philosophy #foryou
TikTok video by Nia Òla 💗
www.tiktok.com
April 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
this is so good www.tiktok.com/@shakingshee...
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my favorite amy klobuchar story from my youth: back when she was the hennepin county attorney, my bff’s mom was the ramsey county attorney
they both agreed to run a charity 5k. BFF and I were like 3/4 of the way through the course, and saw Klob get dropped off and pretend she ran the whole thing
they both agreed to run a charity 5k. BFF and I were like 3/4 of the way through the course, and saw Klob get dropped off and pretend she ran the whole thing
Amy Klobuchar demanding to speak at the massive Hands Off Rally in Saint Paul and then spending the next week confirming Trump appointees is amazing. Just tremendous contempt for her constituents.
April 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
my favorite amy klobuchar story from my youth: back when she was the hennepin county attorney, my bff’s mom was the ramsey county attorney
they both agreed to run a charity 5k. BFF and I were like 3/4 of the way through the course, and saw Klob get dropped off and pretend she ran the whole thing
they both agreed to run a charity 5k. BFF and I were like 3/4 of the way through the course, and saw Klob get dropped off and pretend she ran the whole thing
I had to put my dog to sleep today. As I was lying next to him, feeding him peanut butter as he fell asleep, I thought of Dr. Robby on #ThePitt. “Thank you. I love you. I forgive you. Please forgive me,” I told him. It was perfect.
April 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I had to put my dog to sleep today. As I was lying next to him, feeding him peanut butter as he fell asleep, I thought of Dr. Robby on #ThePitt. “Thank you. I love you. I forgive you. Please forgive me,” I told him. It was perfect.