ariel fagberg
@armchairqueer.bsky.social
critically-acclaimed character actress and sniggering faggot
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In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately Taco Bell decree:
Where Blast, the Baja river, ran
So everyone across the land
Could live both más and free
A stately Taco Bell decree:
Where Blast, the Baja river, ran
So everyone across the land
Could live both más and free
January 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately Taco Bell decree:
Where Blast, the Baja river, ran
So everyone across the land
Could live both más and free
A stately Taco Bell decree:
Where Blast, the Baja river, ran
So everyone across the land
Could live both más and free
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It gives me no pleasure to report that he does indeed have that shit on
September 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It gives me no pleasure to report that he does indeed have that shit on
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i bet the feckless drug addled rich guy who can't look away from his phone for 15 minutes to run his businesses and gets his feelings hurt when anyone doesn't love him is definitely serious about running a political party
July 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
i bet the feckless drug addled rich guy who can't look away from his phone for 15 minutes to run his businesses and gets his feelings hurt when anyone doesn't love him is definitely serious about running a political party
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the only “grey lady” I respect is the spirit who sobs in the corner of my bedroom from 2-3am each night
July 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
the only “grey lady” I respect is the spirit who sobs in the corner of my bedroom from 2-3am each night
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GUY WHO, IF PRESSED, TURNS OUT IS DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED TO YOUR CAUSE: are you sure *those* tactics help your cause
June 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
GUY WHO, IF PRESSED, TURNS OUT IS DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED TO YOUR CAUSE: are you sure *those* tactics help your cause
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does anyone seriously want to argue that Democrats completely conceding the immigration argument from December 2020-February 2025 didn't cause or at least heavily contribute to this
i’m glad this shift is happening but damn does seeing stuff like this make me realize the average americans genuinely close to braindead
May 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
does anyone seriously want to argue that Democrats completely conceding the immigration argument from December 2020-February 2025 didn't cause or at least heavily contribute to this
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I know it's not the most important thing here but this story also corroborates one of my biggest theories about these tech guys: they do zero hours of work in a day. They do no work no matter how much they claim to work 14 hours a day. They're just on their phones.
Ben Smith lifts up a corner of the plush comforter under which our would-be overlords have been huffing each other's farts for the past few years as they collectively dream their way back to the cutting-edge ideas of the late 19th century www.semafor.com/article/04/2...
The group chats that changed America
A loose private network on Signal and WhatsApp helped usher in the new alliance between Silicon Valley and Donald Trump’s new right.
www.semafor.com
April 28, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I know it's not the most important thing here but this story also corroborates one of my biggest theories about these tech guys: they do zero hours of work in a day. They do no work no matter how much they claim to work 14 hours a day. They're just on their phones.
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What if you weren't a giant fucking rube for melting down about campus SJWs for the last decade but were secretly wise and correct all along
This month's bonus episode is about how anti-woke pundits are responding to the crackdown on wokeness.
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www.patreon.com/posts/free-s...
April 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
What if you weren't a giant fucking rube for melting down about campus SJWs for the last decade but were secretly wise and correct all along
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Pete Buttigieg enabled Elon Musk to wantonly break the law more than any other agency head, and it's not even close. Had he done his job and not interceded multiple times explicitly on Musk's behalf from 2021-23, Musk would be bankrupt.
Thanks Pete ☺️
Thanks Pete ☺️
I truly believe this is our only real chance. He has remained steadfast, brilliant, and forward-thinking.
April 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Pete Buttigieg enabled Elon Musk to wantonly break the law more than any other agency head, and it's not even close. Had he done his job and not interceded multiple times explicitly on Musk's behalf from 2021-23, Musk would be bankrupt.
Thanks Pete ☺️
Thanks Pete ☺️
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Cuomo rehabilitation is so depressing because of all the guys who got MeToo'd out of politics he was probably the guiltiest. he actually got an investigation and the investigation not only verified the public allegations but also found that there were more victims than the press knew about!
April 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Cuomo rehabilitation is so depressing because of all the guys who got MeToo'd out of politics he was probably the guiltiest. he actually got an investigation and the investigation not only verified the public allegations but also found that there were more victims than the press knew about!
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The employees that you abuse and sexually harrass will report you and sue you if you (as many have done to Musk) if they can walk out the door and get good jobs elsewhere. If the alternative is the mines, then he's free to do whatever he wants to them.
I am not sure that I have ever seen a post that so fundamentally misunderstands the motivations and skill set of federal employees. Set aside the meaning of "productivity." The federal employees that the Trump administration has sought to remove are not going into manufacturing.
April 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The employees that you abuse and sexually harrass will report you and sue you if you (as many have done to Musk) if they can walk out the door and get good jobs elsewhere. If the alternative is the mines, then he's free to do whatever he wants to them.
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TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
September 11, 2001 at 12:14 PM
TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
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Does this sound like "Government Efficiency" to you? 🤔🤔
April 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Does this sound like "Government Efficiency" to you? 🤔🤔
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It will never not be funny that he needed prosthetics to play a Jew but not THE ELEPHANT MAN
April 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It will never not be funny that he needed prosthetics to play a Jew but not THE ELEPHANT MAN
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One of the many downsides of the Democratic leadership being primarily composed of septua- and octogenarians is that it’s really hard to get them to consider a victory condition that doesn’t amount to “we go back to our normal schedule and people stop yelling at me.”
One thing the Democrats can do (and don't seem to be doing) is coordinate on/publish a 'here is what we we will do to reverse Trump' set of proposed measures. Republicans made it clear that they would overturn JCPOA, damaging its credibility from outset. Dems should do same for the shitty stuff.
2/ So: If you're a company trying to figure out whether to invest billions in moving manufacturing to the US, one thing you have to consider is that by the time your plant gets built, the thing that would have given it a comparative advantage vanishes.
April 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
One of the many downsides of the Democratic leadership being primarily composed of septua- and octogenarians is that it’s really hard to get them to consider a victory condition that doesn’t amount to “we go back to our normal schedule and people stop yelling at me.”
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Also I think economists fucked up when naming trading deficits
April 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Also I think economists fucked up when naming trading deficits
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if i was in wittenburg in 1520 i woulda socked that martin luther blabbermouth right in the jaw. cram it, bozo
March 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
if i was in wittenburg in 1520 i woulda socked that martin luther blabbermouth right in the jaw. cram it, bozo
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Again, she tattled on my wife to their boss for refusing to meet her for lunch. Being a snitch is her whole shit.
The origin story of Bari Weiss and The Free Press is that they were fighting for free speech, but the real origin story is that as a student she tried to get Middle Eastern professors fired. They are a snitch organization for the Trump regime.
The president of Columbia agreed to Trump's demands to purge all academic freedom re Palestine but then privately said she'd slow walk them, which immediately leaked to Bari Weiss's outlet, so then the board purged her too
March 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Again, she tattled on my wife to their boss for refusing to meet her for lunch. Being a snitch is her whole shit.
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Wrote about how four years of “Fund the Police!” did zero for the Democrats except legitimize GOP talking points, depress Dem voter turnout, hand Trump a well-funded police state, and make the world a crueler, more violent place. An abject failure. theappeal.org/fund-the-pol...
‘Fund the Police’ Backfired—and Gave Trump More Power Than Ever
Democrats spent the last four years running away from police reform and instead chanted "fund the police." They lost.
theappeal.org
November 13, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Wrote about how four years of “Fund the Police!” did zero for the Democrats except legitimize GOP talking points, depress Dem voter turnout, hand Trump a well-funded police state, and make the world a crueler, more violent place. An abject failure. theappeal.org/fund-the-pol...
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oh your neighborhood has five guys burgers? haha yeah I guess that does sound like a lot of guys
March 12, 2024 at 6:29 PM
oh your neighborhood has five guys burgers? haha yeah I guess that does sound like a lot of guys
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What happened is Kamala Harris saved a bunch of House and Senate seats that would've been lost in the landslide that would've happened with Biden as the nominee.
Not surprised with the casual sexism here.
March 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
What happened is Kamala Harris saved a bunch of House and Senate seats that would've been lost in the landslide that would've happened with Biden as the nominee.
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Thinking about how one day I will see Elon Musk's stupid fucking face for the last time
March 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Thinking about how one day I will see Elon Musk's stupid fucking face for the last time
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“ACAB includes…”- let me stop you there. When I was a boy, one lambing season, I saw a ewe bleating helplessly at the sight of its stillborn lamb. It made a great impression of me, and I understood that the world was irredeemably wicked.
March 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“ACAB includes…”- let me stop you there. When I was a boy, one lambing season, I saw a ewe bleating helplessly at the sight of its stillborn lamb. It made a great impression of me, and I understood that the world was irredeemably wicked.
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literally no one, including the democratic party, can imagine the democratic party doing "their version of this stuff." they don't have their own stuff, let alone versions of it
The breadth of these executive orders makes me wonder if Republicans (or GOP leaning law firms, conservative colleges, GOP states with certain voting laws) can't imagine a future in which Dems regain the White House and just do their version of this stuff. Or maybe they assume no more elections?
March 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
literally no one, including the democratic party, can imagine the democratic party doing "their version of this stuff." they don't have their own stuff, let alone versions of it