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“Doesn’t really give off ‘buys new shirts’ vibes.”
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Ten thousand people turned out in the cold for Renee Good last night. The only thing ten thousand people ever did for Charlie Kirk was make disrespectful memes about "getting Kirk" on their school-issued iPads in study hall
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
today seems like as good a day as any to pick up smoking
January 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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Booker is going to filibuster for 36 hours to advocate for ICE obtaining mandatory 10-hour training about how to shoot people safely
January 8, 2026 at 1:30 AM
oh cool okay, let them stay then
January 7, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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If I was in, say, Harvey Milk's place and you told me how long the lean times would last after my death I'd wonder what the point even was. But I don't think he would, so I have no right to.
January 7, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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The thing I always come back to is how many people never despaired against longer odds, and how arrogant it would be to put myself above them.
January 7, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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My audience
December 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
avatar 3 is my favorite yet because it finally introduces a sufficiently horny character
December 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I mean, I’ll listen to the new one, but Arcade Fire hasn’t had a good record since “The Suburbs”
"hey, a serious question, this picture is off the record too, right?
December 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
the first guy to add a Wiimote strap to his sword in GoT would have won the iron throne in season 2 at the latest
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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2002 Yugioh: here's a fuckin meat genie

Current yugioh:
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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it's a mistake to compare the cost of your newsletter or podcast to a cup of coffee. that cup of coffee is the best treat i'm allowed to have every single day. no podcast is comparable to the beverage that justifies staying alive. instead market your newsletter as two thirds of a sweetgreen salad
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
hitman says making hiring him to kill your ex-wife constitutional would be good for business
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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The Grinch contains a set of additional lungs engaged only at high altitude to offset lower oxygen levels. This plus its solitary nature and ability to estivate during lean times makes it a durable solo predator
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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you’re kidding me
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.

Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Never go to Starbucks? Cool. Going on strike is *hard*, and doing so requires bravery. Show your solidarity & support by donating to the strike fund! It'll keep the workers fed, housed & resourced while they're fighting.
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Bond is back, this is what the people want
Bond drives a car real fast through Budapest. He hits a bad guy and then gets out and takes a thumb drive from the guy's jacket pocket and says "didn't your mother ever tell you to look both ways before crossing the street?" and then he shoots the guy twice and drives off BANAAAAT DANAAAAAA
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Dealer: alright everyone ante up

Chuck Schumer: I fold

Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet

Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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It's becoming increasingly clear that tech Bros did not understand anything from the Lord of the Rings
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
as a mariners fan, the blue jays were a tough sell and the dodgers have some players who seem like cool guys but also fuck the dodgers I wanted them to lose
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM