samosa joe
samosa joe
@ankit.lol
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quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
February 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI
February 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I actually do not contain multitudes. It’s just me in here
February 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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nothing but respect for this person who got the “historic motor vehicle” plates for a Saturn
February 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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One way to win the economic competition with China would be to make apps that don't suck shit. Have you considered that
January 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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You’re trying to goad me into a fight but it’s too late for that I’m afraid, mentally I’m at a 1960 baseball game in Osaka
January 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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when the guy being annoying in your replies goes after another guy being even more annoying in your replies that's kinda like how vegeta got his character arc
December 18, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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hard to articulate how profoundly stupid the democratic party has eagerly and intentionally chosen to be, with absolutely no benefit to them whatsoever.
December 18, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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The "don't you dare make a hero out of killers" crowd throwing out some pretty mixed signals here.
If there were an RNC coming up, Daniel Penny would absolutely be a speaker.
December 13, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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watching someone go viral with a quote of your post
December 11, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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MOM SAYS SHE IS PROUD OF BOTH OF US EQUALLY
December 10, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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If you want to see the consistency of the "murder is wrong" pundits who are outraged at the online response to the UHG CEO killing, simply search for 'Jordan Neely'
December 8, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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Every Thursday, I make spaghetti for myself and Pierre, and every Thursday, Pierre gets very excited to get his tiny dish of spaghetti
December 6, 2024 at 4:27 AM
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There are moral and ideological cases for leaving X, of course, but you don't even need them: the old platform is just *gone* and has been for a long time nymag.com/intelligence...
December 5, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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This story is uh, insane www.cbsnews.com/news/police-...
December 5, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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the best Nasal Dialator for snoring is this brand called Intake. It’s a metal band with magnets and then you attach little adhesive dots with metal in them and it is like a way better breathe strip. The issue is the refills are comically expensive. Screenshot from aliexpress is unrelated.
December 5, 2024 at 7:40 AM
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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I think Bluesky’s AT Protocol thing sounds neat, but it’s not why people are using Bluesky. We’re here because it’s Twitter 2

It’s like if a Taco Bell cashier said “All our profits go towards building a ring of standing stones in the darkest forest” you’d say “Nice. So I’ll have a doritos chalupa”
December 3, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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My deleted scene from “A Christmas Carol”
November 30, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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logging on
November 30, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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How do we have 800 of these articles and none contend with the fundamental issue which is rich liberals don’t want to fund left media, they want to fund liberal media which is bloodless and partisan, by definition. GOP courts its extremes, liberals discipline theirs.
www.nytimes.com/2024/11/28/u...
Republicans Built an Ecosystem of Influencers. Some Democrats Want One, Too.
Democrats were badly outflanked online in the election, and progressive influencers are now trying to create networks to be a left-wing answer to Turning Point USA.
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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pencils down
August 7, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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October 16, 2023 at 11:07 PM