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I just heard somebody referring to 2004 as 'back in the day' so I'm gonna need a minute
February 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I just heard somebody referring to 2004 as 'back in the day' so I'm gonna need a minute
This is why Trump will go up in flames, MAGA will only start to turn on him when THEY are the ones being inconvenienced.
Hilarious NYT headline: REPUBLICANS LOVE TRUMP’S SPENDING CUTS. JUST NOT IN THEIR STATES.
February 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This is why Trump will go up in flames, MAGA will only start to turn on him when THEY are the ones being inconvenienced.
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It’s okay to be sad. I mean, just look around.
January 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It’s okay to be sad. I mean, just look around.
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It was 28°F when Barack Obama was sworn in at noon on January 20, 2009 before a crowd of nearly two million people
January 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It was 28°F when Barack Obama was sworn in at noon on January 20, 2009 before a crowd of nearly two million people
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
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My traffic apologies are sincere. I really am sorry you're stupid.
January 15, 2025 at 9:39 AM
My traffic apologies are sincere. I really am sorry you're stupid.
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Me: Fly me to the moon.
Coworker: You a Sinatra fan?
Me: No I just hate earth.
Coworker: You a Sinatra fan?
Me: No I just hate earth.
January 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Me: Fly me to the moon.
Coworker: You a Sinatra fan?
Me: No I just hate earth.
Coworker: You a Sinatra fan?
Me: No I just hate earth.
I wish empathy was contagious
January 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I wish empathy was contagious
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I made a joke about plowing fields and now I have a ton of corn bots following me.
January 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I made a joke about plowing fields and now I have a ton of corn bots following me.
Breaking Pointe is the best documentary/reality show in existence and I will fight anyone on this. Perfection. Downside? Season 2 isn’t available to be streamed and that is so sad.
January 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Breaking Pointe is the best documentary/reality show in existence and I will fight anyone on this. Perfection. Downside? Season 2 isn’t available to be streamed and that is so sad.
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I still don’t get how we didn’t win after that DNC roll call.
January 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I still don’t get how we didn’t win after that DNC roll call.
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I am- and I cannot stress this enough- stressed enough
January 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I am- and I cannot stress this enough- stressed enough
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LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.
January 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.
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Facebook had fact checkers?
Well knock me down with a feather.
Well knock me down with a feather.
January 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Facebook had fact checkers?
Well knock me down with a feather.
Well knock me down with a feather.
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Instead of "I apologize for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "sorry for the oversight," write
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."
Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."
Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁
January 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Instead of "I apologize for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "sorry for the oversight," write
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."
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"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."
Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁
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Hi Bluesky, this is my family. They are perfect. That’s all I have to add for now.🥰
January 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Hi Bluesky, this is my family. They are perfect. That’s all I have to add for now.🥰
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Just because you are a billionaire doesn’t mean you are smart. This is your daily reminder
January 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Just because you are a billionaire doesn’t mean you are smart. This is your daily reminder
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Deleting my Facebook and Instagram. Fuck all these cunts.
January 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Deleting my Facebook and Instagram. Fuck all these cunts.