Andee
@andrah29.bsky.social
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Meet me out past the train tracks 🖤 🎶
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
🔭𖨆♡︎𖨆
✌🏼🏳️🌈
Meet me out past the train tracks 🖤 🎶
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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if that little toaster was so brave why didn't he serve in 'nam
December 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
if that little toaster was so brave why didn't he serve in 'nam
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Can someone feed me my psych meds in a piece of cheese, please?
December 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Can someone feed me my psych meds in a piece of cheese, please?
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The Grinch who stole my will to live.
December 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The Grinch who stole my will to live.
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ACAB includes elf on a shelf
December 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
ACAB includes elf on a shelf
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Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.
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calgon take me away to a country without an extradition treaty
December 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
calgon take me away to a country without an extradition treaty
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what if we added zoloft to the water
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
what if we added zoloft to the water
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behead me like one of your french aristocrats
December 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
behead me like one of your french aristocrats
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I love watching people laugh. And cops pepper spraying themselves
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I love watching people laugh. And cops pepper spraying themselves
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My only motivation for leaving the house is the thought of getting home and taking my bra off
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My only motivation for leaving the house is the thought of getting home and taking my bra off
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To float around quite calmly in the great nothingness for billions of years, only to then manifest on this rotten rock.
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
To float around quite calmly in the great nothingness for billions of years, only to then manifest on this rotten rock.
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Not gonna lie toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority
October 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Not gonna lie toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority
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Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre
October 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre
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raise your hand if you are happy and doing well so we can excommunicate you
September 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
raise your hand if you are happy and doing well so we can excommunicate you
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the hills are alive with the sound of me dying on this hill
September 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
the hills are alive with the sound of me dying on this hill
My grandpa only wore flannel, was so obsessed with trains that he built a working ride-on engine and track, and only ever watched the History Channel. My dad has a collection of antique HAM radios, runs Linux flawlessly, and has a crazy sense of justice… but sure. I’m like this from the Tylenol.
September 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My grandpa only wore flannel, was so obsessed with trains that he built a working ride-on engine and track, and only ever watched the History Channel. My dad has a collection of antique HAM radios, runs Linux flawlessly, and has a crazy sense of justice… but sure. I’m like this from the Tylenol.
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even for an unhinged presidency this week has been pretty fuckin unhinged tbh
September 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
even for an unhinged presidency this week has been pretty fuckin unhinged tbh
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buying tylenol from your high school weed dealer
September 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
buying tylenol from your high school weed dealer
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one pumpkin spice flavored guillotine please☝🏻
September 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
one pumpkin spice flavored guillotine please☝🏻
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it's bisexual awareness week. beware of me
September 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
it's bisexual awareness week. beware of me
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you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this
September 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this
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Unhinged people with lots of gun feel unsafe because of hippies, scientists, and artists who would like healthcare.
September 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Unhinged people with lots of gun feel unsafe because of hippies, scientists, and artists who would like healthcare.
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remember when a president was impeached over a blowjob
June 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
remember when a president was impeached over a blowjob
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i won’t even pick up the phone when it rings why would i answer you on the ouija board in death.
June 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i won’t even pick up the phone when it rings why would i answer you on the ouija board in death.
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Should I go to a protest saturday or put a fork in a socket
June 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Should I go to a protest saturday or put a fork in a socket