Andreas H.
@andhab.bsky.social
Computers were a mistake.
German in Belgium, socialist, lapsed cyclist.
Boring. Predictable.
He/Him
German in Belgium, socialist, lapsed cyclist.
Boring. Predictable.
He/Him
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
Every once in a while the universe likes to remind me that Mark Wahlberg used to have a musical "career".
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Every once in a while the universe likes to remind me that Mark Wahlberg used to have a musical "career".
How the fuck does 3000 Miles to Graceland only have 15% on rotten tomatoes?
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
How the fuck does 3000 Miles to Graceland only have 15% on rotten tomatoes?
Well. Gonna have to look into providing my own car now and stuff so diesel is on the table again instead of EV only. Trouble is finding something that's not hugely expensive, fits all three kids and is wife approved.
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Well. Gonna have to look into providing my own car now and stuff so diesel is on the table again instead of EV only. Trouble is finding something that's not hugely expensive, fits all three kids and is wife approved.
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Me after every social interaction
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Me after every social interaction
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There are a handful of rivers in the Eastern United States (including the ironically named New River) that are older than the Atlantic Ocean into which they flow.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
There are a handful of rivers in the Eastern United States (including the ironically named New River) that are older than the Atlantic Ocean into which they flow.
Congrats on becoming self employed, here's a bill of at least 800 euros you have to pay by end of March!
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Congrats on becoming self employed, here's a bill of at least 800 euros you have to pay by end of March!
"So what do you do?"
"They record audio of me getting whipped for added realism on Nine Inch Nails tracks!"
"..."
Awkward imaginary conversations
"They record audio of me getting whipped for added realism on Nine Inch Nails tracks!"
"..."
Awkward imaginary conversations
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"So what do you do?"
"They record audio of me getting whipped for added realism on Nine Inch Nails tracks!"
"..."
Awkward imaginary conversations
"They record audio of me getting whipped for added realism on Nine Inch Nails tracks!"
"..."
Awkward imaginary conversations
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We must reveal all the terrible secrets of our elites! ... no, that's too many secrets, put some back
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
We must reveal all the terrible secrets of our elites! ... no, that's too many secrets, put some back
Well. ADHD person is going to start IT freelancing.
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Well. ADHD person is going to start IT freelancing.
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yeah I really have been sold on a zero-tolerance moderation approach to certain cute linguistic loopholes after watching the right wing pull this shit on social media for 15+ years
I feel like a whole lot of people in this thread have not been on the receiving end of the linguistic loopholes the far right employs to publicly harass and threaten trans kids, teachers, Jewish people, ethnic minorities, etc and are like “hey we should get to be clever like that too”
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
yeah I really have been sold on a zero-tolerance moderation approach to certain cute linguistic loopholes after watching the right wing pull this shit on social media for 15+ years
Sure would be cool if LinkedIn had an API to manage spammy connection requests but that would go against their business model I guess
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Sure would be cool if LinkedIn had an API to manage spammy connection requests but that would go against their business model I guess
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Those of us who are SA survivors are used to the mass shrug in response to even the most overt evidence of horrific behavior. Epstein's crimes and the complicity of many influential figures involved have been known for decades (’05 to be exact). It's never mustered much interest or consequence.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Those of us who are SA survivors are used to the mass shrug in response to even the most overt evidence of horrific behavior. Epstein's crimes and the complicity of many influential figures involved have been known for decades (’05 to be exact). It's never mustered much interest or consequence.
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Incredible how much dirt the Dems had on Trump and never used it 'cause the Epstein case hits a bunch of their own guys. Their donor class and the guys they advance as major candidates have so much more in common with him than with you.
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Incredible how much dirt the Dems had on Trump and never used it 'cause the Epstein case hits a bunch of their own guys. Their donor class and the guys they advance as major candidates have so much more in common with him than with you.
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
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i just told my daughter she couldn’t wear the same outfit a second day in a row and she said “my signature style is dirty”
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
i just told my daughter she couldn’t wear the same outfit a second day in a row and she said “my signature style is dirty”
Well, trying to become self employed in Belgium near the end of the year sure is a fucking adventure
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Well, trying to become self employed in Belgium near the end of the year sure is a fucking adventure
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did not expect the site of Thomas Beckett’s murder to be memorialized in a fashion that is quite so fucking metal
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
did not expect the site of Thomas Beckett’s murder to be memorialized in a fashion that is quite so fucking metal
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Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load.
So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load.
So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
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The internet isn't fun anymore. I miss when it was just pictures of cats with bad grammar, not a global prison that monetizes despair.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The internet isn't fun anymore. I miss when it was just pictures of cats with bad grammar, not a global prison that monetizes despair.
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20-odd years ago my parents ordered a new gas fire and because they didn’t have any normal ones in stock they got a remote control one for free. the next time my dad fast-forwarded the DVD player the fire came on
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 AM
20-odd years ago my parents ordered a new gas fire and because they didn’t have any normal ones in stock they got a remote control one for free. the next time my dad fast-forwarded the DVD player the fire came on
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
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if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
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Something worth noting: Rockstar is leaning HEAVILY on the excuse that the unionising employees were "leaking private company information"
They want people to assume this means game info or assets.
But I will bet you CASH MONEY this translates to:
'they were comparing salaries and work contracts"
They want people to assume this means game info or assets.
But I will bet you CASH MONEY this translates to:
'they were comparing salaries and work contracts"
"Rockstar, Rockstar, you're disgusting, we charge you with union busting," the protesters declared.
'All you had to do was follow the damn law, Rockstar!': Workers are protesting outside Take-Two after GTA 6 dev's alleged 'brazen' union-busting
"They can get used to seeing us on their doorstep."
www.pcgamer.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Something worth noting: Rockstar is leaning HEAVILY on the excuse that the unionising employees were "leaking private company information"
They want people to assume this means game info or assets.
But I will bet you CASH MONEY this translates to:
'they were comparing salaries and work contracts"
They want people to assume this means game info or assets.
But I will bet you CASH MONEY this translates to:
'they were comparing salaries and work contracts"