Andreas H.
andhab.bsky.social
Andreas H.
@andhab.bsky.social
Computers were a mistake.

German in Belgium, socialist, lapsed cyclist.

Boring. Predictable.

He/Him
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We must reveal all the terrible secrets of our elites! ... no, that's too many secrets, put some back
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Well. ADHD person is going to start IT freelancing.
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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yeah I really have been sold on a zero-tolerance moderation approach to certain cute linguistic loopholes after watching the right wing pull this shit on social media for 15+ years
I feel like a whole lot of people in this thread have not been on the receiving end of the linguistic loopholes the far right employs to publicly harass and threaten trans kids, teachers, Jewish people, ethnic minorities, etc and are like “hey we should get to be clever like that too”
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Sure would be cool if LinkedIn had an API to manage spammy connection requests but that would go against their business model I guess
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Those of us who are SA survivors are used to the mass shrug in response to even the most overt evidence of horrific behavior. Epstein's crimes and the complicity of many influential figures involved have been known for decades (’05 to be exact). It's never mustered much interest or consequence.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Incredible how much dirt the Dems had on Trump and never used it 'cause the Epstein case hits a bunch of their own guys. Their donor class and the guys they advance as major candidates have so much more in common with him than with you.
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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i just told my daughter she couldn’t wear the same outfit a second day in a row and she said “my signature style is dirty”
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Well, trying to become self employed in Belgium near the end of the year sure is a fucking adventure
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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did not expect the site of Thomas Beckett’s murder to be memorialized in a fashion that is quite so fucking metal
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load.

So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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The internet isn't fun anymore. I miss when it was just pictures of cats with bad grammar, not a global prison that monetizes despair.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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20-odd years ago my parents ordered a new gas fire and because they didn’t have any normal ones in stock they got a remote control one for free. the next time my dad fast-forwarded the DVD player the fire came on
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Something worth noting: Rockstar is leaning HEAVILY on the excuse that the unionising employees were "leaking private company information"

They want people to assume this means game info or assets.

But I will bet you CASH MONEY this translates to:

'they were comparing salaries and work contracts"
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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What did Watson and Crick discover?
Rosalind Franklin's notes.
November 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Weaver is the most prominent computer scientist to explain that cryptocurrency's value is completely derived from organized crime. And its invention dramatically increased ransomware attacks.

Watch him explain the unsustainability of Gen AI datacenters @davidgerard.co.uk
youtube.com/watch?v=a5rL...
The futile future of the gigawatt datacenter
YouTube video by Pivot to AI
youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
He's a very good boy who waits for me to get the kids from school now
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I asked the young bartender for "something that makes me feel 25 again."

He slid me a glass of water and an ibuprofen.

Snarky bastard.
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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being in the computer science industry and having the most basic understanding of business/economics is the fastest way to make yourself feel insane. like, surely, these people understand that a machine that costs infinite money to run and doesn't work can never actually make profit. but no.
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Three children were killed by lawn darts in the 70’s and they were banned in the US.

ChatGPT has caused how many deaths at this point?

If corporations are people, why aren’t we holding them criminally liable?
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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this is what will show up if you invite me to your ai & copyright law conference
November 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM