anadromy
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anadromy
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There will be many opportunities to protest in the coming days but throughout the most important political acts will be acts of real life connection and mutual support
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The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Athenian mayoral candidate Theseus claims his ship is the one that once ferried local children to Crete, but our exclusive investigation proves so many parts of the ship were replaced over time that in a certain sense it can't even be considered the same ship anymore
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
They're all cowards. All of them. There are no "good" billionaires and shame on everyone who thought we should trust any of them.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/c...
Bill Gates Says Climate Change ‘Will Not Lead to Humanity’s Demise’
www.nytimes.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Nostalgia's okay, but it used to be better
October 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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And Alexander wept, for there was no more hamburger to help
October 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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idk flipping houses looks really hard
October 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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October 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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no way i’m falling for this a third time
October 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun

911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great

me: so who do we call

911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
September 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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No one *expects* anything he says to be true. This is one of fascism's objectives—to make the truth irrelevant. His lies spin up a violent storyline that people either willingly inhabit or are trapped by. It's fiction with real-world consequences.
September 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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John Lennon: he wear no shoeshine, he got...toe-jam football, he got...monkey finger, he shoot...Coca-Cola

Police Sketch Artist: what
November 11, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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William Carlos Williams if he was in an open marriage:
July 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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ME: I spent a summer in Paris studying French.

HER: Oh, cool, how did it go?

ME: No bueno...
January 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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The only dangerous minority is the rich
July 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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MARY TODD LINCOLN: what are you wearing to your gettysburg whatchamacallit

ABE LINCOLN: *address

MARY TODD LINCOLN: do u want to borrow one of mine
June 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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decades-long manhunt finally ends
May 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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May 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Detective: cause of death

Coroner: too long in a sensory deprivation tank

Detective: that makes no sense

Coroner: i know what it does Dave
March 20, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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(NYT opinion page circa 2.46 billion years ago) Yes, We're Going Through A Historically-Unprecedented Atmospheric Oxidation Event — But It Strains Credulity To Claim It's Due To Unregulated Porphyrin-Based Photosynthesis By Cyanobacteria
June 1, 2024 at 11:40 AM