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KLURT
@klurt.bsky.social
Professional Mayo Dumper
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This is the second meeting in a row where this French person has mentioned that they are tired.
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Not banned, but I got kicked out of a bar in college because I was so drunk I thought I'd be able to get away with stealing a cue ball.
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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I dont think we've truly digested this one yet.

Jeffrey Epstein -- a guy who ran a literal child sex ring -- thinks Trump is the worst person that HE has ever met. Let's be clear... he's met some absolute shitbags in his line of work.
jeffrey epstein thinks donald trump is the worst person he has ever met. he's right.
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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He’s not sleeping on the couch, just with it
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The one question you always have to ask is, "to what end?"
And, folks,I cannot figure out to what end an anti-ibuprofen attached takes you.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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i fully agree with this theory and in my actual field, british architectural history, The Problem is that Salisbury Cathedral is built on top of a lake and no i am not exaggerating
between this and the FSO Safer (another ship at serious risk of exploding) I’m convinced every field has its “yeah, this is the problem that keeps me up at night” and I’m on a quest to learn about all of them
yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Well that was one of the worst games of hockey I've ever played.
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Pardon?
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Stay Wake
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Mini scored some beauties today.
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Neat
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hey, here's my cat
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Who has 2 thumbs, feels like crud, but still has to show up at work because it's planning week and he's the only PM for the group today?
This guy!
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Huh
November 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Fffffffuuuuuuu
I knew I was going to be taking Bach all of the projects for my group, but my partner PM just let me know he put in his 2 weeks, so now that timeline is accelerated from end of year to now.
November 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
We've run into the need for prior authorization for a medication for Mini that was prescribed at the ER.
I am so sorry to all of you who deal with this stupidity on a regular basis.
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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i grew up poor, but not have nothing poor. and i had a life changing moment when i was shopping with a woman one day and her kid looked at her and said “momma we won’t have to share a spoon anymore”

just because you’ve always had something doesn’t mean everyone does.
November 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
So a day after Mini was in the ER, he was out playing hockey and scored 2 goals.
Tough little kid.
November 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Texas should storm the field
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Gonna throw a preemptive, "Fuck the American medical insurance industry" out there.
Mini is currently being monitored in the ER after having to get an epi pen dose at his doctor's office this morning.
Throw an ambulance ride from the doctor to the ER in there for good measure.
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Vance has never stepped foot in any blue collar workplace in any meaningful way.
JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.

Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
October 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM