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KLURT
@klurt.bsky.social
Professional Mayo Dumper
I already didn't like the Panthers. I hope they lose every game from now on after cozying up to Trump this week.
I choose to believe that the score of the Canes/Panthers game was karma for the Panthers going to the White House.
January 17, 2026 at 12:19 PM
I choose to believe that the score of the Canes/Panthers game was karma for the Panthers going to the White House.
January 17, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Quote this with a movie you'd rate a perfect 10/10
January 16, 2026 at 4:53 PM
*extremely ninja turtles theme song vibes*
It's another hockey weekend
It's another hockey weekend
IT'S ANOTHER HOCKEY WEEKEND
This time we're in Jacksonville
Florida
January 16, 2026 at 1:04 PM
New kicks
Who dis?
January 15, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I was going to get my hair cut today. But then I didn't.
January 15, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Please stop laughing.
why are people laughing at this? this is NOT FUNNY!! please do not laugh
January 15, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Reposted by KLURT
friendly reminder

The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.

which they will be
January 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I need people to raise that you can reject meetings without notifying the sender.
I don't want that shit in my inbox.
January 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Had to call out our department level PM for not checking his email or teams messages from me.

It worked.
January 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Oh ok.
I've got some joggers coming in the mail today.
Huh, Scott Adams died.
January 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Sore throat and fever are running their way through the house.
At this point, I'm the last one to avoid it.
January 13, 2026 at 12:30 PM
GOOD

Maybe some of them will finally have their "Are we the baddies?" moment.
January 13, 2026 at 12:24 PM
This is so stupid.
Even if you are a racist piece of shit who only likes white people this is still wrong. Tell Europeans that they are all the same heritage, go ahead, I dare you.
White supremacist talking points.

No dog whistles.
January 13, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Hockey weekend complete.
Micro is still having fun playing hockey with her friends, and that's all I really ask of her this year.
Mini is still refreshed after the break and collected an assist and a goal on his first shift of his first game this morning, and finished with 3 points on the day.
January 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I'm such a sucker for goofy promotional deal.
January 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Imagine strolling out onto the internet and publishing that your marriage to your wife isn't ideal because she isn't a white Christian.
"a wife's assimiliation to her husband's culture"

Excuse me ma'am, is this man colonizing you?
January 11, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Gonna score too fast
January 11, 2026 at 12:31 AM
JFC it's not even 10 and we've already gotten a hockey game, 2 breakfasts, and laundry done.
January 10, 2026 at 2:47 PM
One more stop for Indiana and I head to bed. 5am is gonna come quick.
January 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Oh jeez
January 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Every time I look, Indiana is making an insane catch on a picture perfect pass.
I am legitimately jealous.
January 10, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Time to sit down and watch the 2nd football game I'm actually making time for of the season.
January 10, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Listen. I don't care who wins tonight as long as they beat Miami.
January 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Fellas, is it gay to eat Cocoa Pebbles?
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM