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@klurt.bsky.social
Professional Mayo Dumper
Pardon?
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Mini scored some beauties today.
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Hey, here's my other cat
November 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Neat
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hey, here's my cat
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Huh
November 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
She won't leave. Dog won't go to the bathroom.
October 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Let's eat that mother fucking pizza
October 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"Please stop cheering for the robbers" - French cops
October 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This whole section is fantastic.
October 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
How do I get this job?
Not an art historian, an art CRIME historian.
October 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
What a horrifying time we live in when I can't tell what people are actually outraged about.
October 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Saved this jaunty little friend from my weed whacker and then they didn't want to run away when I relocated them
October 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Oh ok
October 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Oh yeah, we're at the Greensboro Gargoyles inaugural home opener and Mini buried his shootout shot.
October 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Kinky
October 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
First one I bought with my own money.
From a Shopko before they stopped carrying albums with explicit warnings.
October 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Trash ass cybertruck
October 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
That's that good shit
@jdjerbear.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Is this significant?
October 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
IYKYK
October 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I don't know how @jdjerbear.bsky.social managed this, but I'm impressed
October 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Oblig Halloween decoration pic.
Had to drop the spider webs because they were shot, but GIANT SKELETON UNICORN REIGNS SUPREME
October 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
October 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM