amanda carlyle
@amandacarlyle.bsky.social
no sugar, all spice. she/her
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Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
GALAXY
Tonight’s going to be the crucial night for "Young Punk at Graduation Dance.”
ALBERT
Who, sir?
GALAXY
The man who lurks by the controls in the Bedford Falls gymnasium to convince a jilted dancer to open the gym floor, so that the dancer’s rival falls into the swimming pool.
Tonight’s going to be the crucial night for "Young Punk at Graduation Dance.”
ALBERT
Who, sir?
GALAXY
The man who lurks by the controls in the Bedford Falls gymnasium to convince a jilted dancer to open the gym floor, so that the dancer’s rival falls into the swimming pool.
It’s a Wonderful Life, Guy from It’s a Wonderful Life, Who Convinces Another Guy to Open the Gym Floor So Everyone Falls in the Pool
EXT. — THE VASTNESS OF SPACE A star, representing the angel ALBERT, shoots across the sky. It stops at a distant GALAXY. As the heavenly bodies tal...
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December 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Having a cat is so cool. There is a little creature in my bed who loves me and vibrates like a tiny motorcycle and is so fuzzy and wants to snuggle. How could I want anything else
December 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Having a cat is so cool. There is a little creature in my bed who loves me and vibrates like a tiny motorcycle and is so fuzzy and wants to snuggle. How could I want anything else
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This was a description (accurate) of ska shows but I read it as being about TNG...
it’s so topsy turvy like up is down! black is white! the trombonist is getting all the pussy!
December 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This was a description (accurate) of ska shows but I read it as being about TNG...
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me (kissing girl under the mistletoe): that's from me
her: awww
me (kissing her again): that's from Burl Ives
her: awww
me (kissing her again): that's from Burl Ives
December 6, 2024 at 6:04 PM
me (kissing girl under the mistletoe): that's from me
her: awww
me (kissing her again): that's from Burl Ives
her: awww
me (kissing her again): that's from Burl Ives
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A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
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I don't want a good 2026, I want vengeance
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I don't want a good 2026, I want vengeance
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CHARLIE BROWN: I'm depressed.
LUCY: It’s because of mainstream media cowardice. In an age of lies, telling the truth is a huge risk. Are you afraid of being silenced because of your “privilege”? How ’bout for the crime of listening to a diversity of opinions?
LUCY: It’s because of mainstream media cowardice. In an age of lies, telling the truth is a huge risk. Are you afraid of being silenced because of your “privilege”? How ’bout for the crime of listening to a diversity of opinions?
Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
Sixty years ago, A Charlie Brown Christmas made its debut on CBS. Today, as part of CBS’s new initiative to modernize content, CBS Editor-in-Chief ...
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December 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
CHARLIE BROWN: I'm depressed.
LUCY: It’s because of mainstream media cowardice. In an age of lies, telling the truth is a huge risk. Are you afraid of being silenced because of your “privilege”? How ’bout for the crime of listening to a diversity of opinions?
LUCY: It’s because of mainstream media cowardice. In an age of lies, telling the truth is a huge risk. Are you afraid of being silenced because of your “privilege”? How ’bout for the crime of listening to a diversity of opinions?
it’s bandcamp friday! do you like being sad or making out or being sad about not making out at the holidays? if so, @nicholasdoyle.bsky.social has a rad christmas band you should check out! you can even order the records on vinyl, if you’re into that sort of thing thesilverbells.bandcamp.com/music
The Silver Bells
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December 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
it’s bandcamp friday! do you like being sad or making out or being sad about not making out at the holidays? if so, @nicholasdoyle.bsky.social has a rad christmas band you should check out! you can even order the records on vinyl, if you’re into that sort of thing thesilverbells.bandcamp.com/music
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Unpleasant Thought: Maybe you are just bound to repeat the patterns from your parents’ marriages, regardless of when and whom you marry.
Object Purchased: Capri Blue Surf Spray Candle, from Anthropologie..
Object Purchased: Capri Blue Surf Spray Candle, from Anthropologie..
Unpleasant Thoughts You Had, and the Items You Purchased in Order to Stop Having Them
Unpleasant Thought: Even if war with North Korea is as imminent as the media would like you to imagine, and even if the sea levels are rising at an...
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November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Unpleasant Thought: Maybe you are just bound to repeat the patterns from your parents’ marriages, regardless of when and whom you marry.
Object Purchased: Capri Blue Surf Spray Candle, from Anthropologie..
Object Purchased: Capri Blue Surf Spray Candle, from Anthropologie..
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
"I bet Linus would’ve called those popping kernels 'little pangs of painful joy,' or something equally poetic, but of course, he’s not coming this year. Not after his meaning-of-Christmas bit took a turn to the right last winter. He’s booked solid through the spring with CPAC."
Thanksgiving’s Going to Be a Tough One This Year, Charlie Brown
Making popcorn again, huh, Snoopy? Keep it up. Sounds like pure nostalgia, especially with the way this year’s been going. I bet Linus would’ve cal...
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November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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"Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
When It Happens
It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN. It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...
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November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
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DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
LET'S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL METRICS TO GAUGE
SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON'T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE
LET'S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL METRICS TO GAUGE
SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON'T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
LET'S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL METRICS TO GAUGE
SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON'T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE
LET'S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL METRICS TO GAUGE
SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON'T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE
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Leak the MRI tonight let’s go
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Leak the MRI tonight let’s go
it’s nice to be crying tears of joy for once!
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
it’s nice to be crying tears of joy for once!
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so it turns out that fascism is unpopular
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
so it turns out that fascism is unpopular
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🔥 Bing bong. perfect post just now
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
🔥 Bing bong. perfect post just now
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hateful dipshits really taking a beating tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
hateful dipshits really taking a beating tonight
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You would think a politician couldn’t have a worse exit from public life than killing tens of thousands of seniors and sexually assaulting his female staff, but you hadn’t met Andrew Cuomo.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
You would think a politician couldn’t have a worse exit from public life than killing tens of thousands of seniors and sexually assaulting his female staff, but you hadn’t met Andrew Cuomo.
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
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C'mon, fate, do the rule of three, but make them all Republicans who worked or are working (hint, hint) in the executive branch.
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
C'mon, fate, do the rule of three, but make them all Republicans who worked or are working (hint, hint) in the executive branch.
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Wow it sure gets dark early these days huh?
November 14, 2023 at 1:53 AM
Wow it sure gets dark early these days huh?