Alice Slater
@aliceslater.bsky.social
damn girl that looks yummy as fuck. what’s your email address?
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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Found this sentence, from a BBC News article about Poundland stores, viscerally uncomfortable to read. Please do not alternate things you put in your mouth with things you absolutely should not put in your mouth.
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Found this sentence, from a BBC News article about Poundland stores, viscerally uncomfortable to read. Please do not alternate things you put in your mouth with things you absolutely should not put in your mouth.
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Have a Poem published in the latest edition of @dustpoetry.bsky.social about microplastics www.dustpoetry.co.uk/post/the-mic...
The microplastics in my body unionised by Ross McCleary
The microplastics in my body unionised while I was staring at the ocean;they took matters into their own hands,making pickets in the alcoves ofmy prefrontal cortex, replacingfuzzy void yesterdays with...
www.dustpoetry.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Have a Poem published in the latest edition of @dustpoetry.bsky.social about microplastics www.dustpoetry.co.uk/post/the-mic...
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That is the face of a man who doesn't give the slightest fuck that he ate your plums
William Carlos Williams - Charles Sheeler, 1926
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
That is the face of a man who doesn't give the slightest fuck that he ate your plums
Someone should write a post about wanting AI to do their admin and housework while they create art instead of AI creating art while they do admin and housework. has anyone thought of that? has anyone said that yet
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Someone should write a post about wanting AI to do their admin and housework while they create art instead of AI creating art while they do admin and housework. has anyone thought of that? has anyone said that yet
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It's Pineapple Amnesty week. You can exchange your murdered pineapple copy of A Certain Hunger at @faberbooks.bsky.social for a copy with the new OG cover with a detail of of Francesco Bacchiacca’s painting Ghismonda with the Heart of Guiscardo. You know, if you want.
🍍 PINEAPPLE AMNESTY 🍍 For one week only, bring your old copy of A Certain Hunger by Chelsea G. Summers to our office at The Bindery, 51 Hatton Garden and we’ll exchange it for the shiny new edition fr...
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November 20, 2025 at 8:55 AM
It's Pineapple Amnesty week. You can exchange your murdered pineapple copy of A Certain Hunger at @faberbooks.bsky.social for a copy with the new OG cover with a detail of of Francesco Bacchiacca’s painting Ghismonda with the Heart of Guiscardo. You know, if you want.
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the demand for yassification of authors, a class traditionally allowed to look like freakazoids, is an assault on me personally
I just don’t want “film a video and hope it goes viral” to be a “reasonable” expectation of authors!! I hate being on video! I am too awkward for video!
September 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
the demand for yassification of authors, a class traditionally allowed to look like freakazoids, is an assault on me personally
Took my little white dog for a walk in the pitch black forest – no moonlight, no street lights, just the darkest velvet of November. I took my phone out to take a pic to demonstrate how dark it was, but my front facing camera was on and I was confronted with my own face like:
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Took my little white dog for a walk in the pitch black forest – no moonlight, no street lights, just the darkest velvet of November. I took my phone out to take a pic to demonstrate how dark it was, but my front facing camera was on and I was confronted with my own face like:
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This award gives emerging writers a free course, retreat and mentoring. You need to be unpublished but it closes on 30th November so get in quick.
Details in link.
Please share :)
Details in link.
Please share :)
Emerging Writer Award - The Bridge Awards
The Emerging Writer Award is run in partnership with The Bridge Awards. The award winner receives a package including courses, retreat time and mentoring.
www.moniackmhor.org.uk
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This award gives emerging writers a free course, retreat and mentoring. You need to be unpublished but it closes on 30th November so get in quick.
Details in link.
Please share :)
Details in link.
Please share :)
Something I’m learning today, on International Men’s Day, is that I follow a lot of cis men on here compared to my old Twitter circle. Lotta fellas. Lotttta hooting, hollering and carrying on.
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Something I’m learning today, on International Men’s Day, is that I follow a lot of cis men on here compared to my old Twitter circle. Lotta fellas. Lotttta hooting, hollering and carrying on.
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❄️WINTER READING SALE ❄️
We’re running a winter sale on our website until 11.59 p.m. GMT on 19 December, with a 30 per cent discount across our website, including Fiction, Essay, Classics and Poetry titles, subscriptions, collections and tote bags.
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Shop now: bit.ly/4oRFpxc
We’re running a winter sale on our website until 11.59 p.m. GMT on 19 December, with a 30 per cent discount across our website, including Fiction, Essay, Classics and Poetry titles, subscriptions, collections and tote bags.
❄️
Shop now: bit.ly/4oRFpxc
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
❄️WINTER READING SALE ❄️
We’re running a winter sale on our website until 11.59 p.m. GMT on 19 December, with a 30 per cent discount across our website, including Fiction, Essay, Classics and Poetry titles, subscriptions, collections and tote bags.
❄️
Shop now: bit.ly/4oRFpxc
We’re running a winter sale on our website until 11.59 p.m. GMT on 19 December, with a 30 per cent discount across our website, including Fiction, Essay, Classics and Poetry titles, subscriptions, collections and tote bags.
❄️
Shop now: bit.ly/4oRFpxc
“Alice, did you get a chic little proof of Patti Smith’s new memoir?”
November 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“Alice, did you get a chic little proof of Patti Smith’s new memoir?”
Listening to a playlist on shuffle, and delighted by a brief moment of synchronicity: The Beatles’ Dig It (specifically Lennon’s silly billy “That was Can You Dig It by Georgie Wood / And now we'd like to do Hark the Angels Come") flowing into SOAD’s Chop Suey 🙏🏻
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Listening to a playlist on shuffle, and delighted by a brief moment of synchronicity: The Beatles’ Dig It (specifically Lennon’s silly billy “That was Can You Dig It by Georgie Wood / And now we'd like to do Hark the Angels Come") flowing into SOAD’s Chop Suey 🙏🏻
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November 13, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Hidden Books Game let’s goooooooo
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Hidden Books Game let’s goooooooo
I do think Bond fans are soft as fuck. The Halloween franchise couldn’t give less of a shit about the canon. Every sequel, reboot and remake since 1978 has just been like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My contribution to Bond discourse is that it absolutely does not fucking matter how you explain the fact he died in the last film, Bond films ought to be a ridiculous confection with silly jokes and stunts that make you think "whoa, cool". The camper and more action-packed the better.
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I do think Bond fans are soft as fuck. The Halloween franchise couldn’t give less of a shit about the canon. Every sequel, reboot and remake since 1978 has just been like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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There is no winning. Read a book in public, you get accused of being performative. Don't read a book in public, Joyce Carol Oates says you are a human shell with no inner life. 😞
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
There is no winning. Read a book in public, you get accused of being performative. Don't read a book in public, Joyce Carol Oates says you are a human shell with no inner life. 😞
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I would just live my life so that Joyce Carol Oates does not feel the need to destroy me.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I would just live my life so that Joyce Carol Oates does not feel the need to destroy me.
My second most prevailing thought about Frankenstein so far is that Lanthimos would have gone full Dr Manhattan blue bollocks out for the monster
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My second most prevailing thought about Frankenstein so far is that Lanthimos would have gone full Dr Manhattan blue bollocks out for the monster
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I’m watching Frankenstein, and so far my prevailing thought is that the props master put their whole pussy into this project. I feel like I’m watching a walkthrough of Spectacular Bodies at the Hayward Gallery circa 2000
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’m watching Frankenstein, and so far my prevailing thought is that the props master put their whole pussy into this project. I feel like I’m watching a walkthrough of Spectacular Bodies at the Hayward Gallery circa 2000
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A joyous @faberbooks.bsky.social re-release of my gory angel baby with a new cover that's also the OG cover to all who celebrate. Namely me. I'm celebrating.
A Certain Hunger
A mouthwatering debut and ‘one of the most uniquely fun and campily gory novels in recent memory’ (New York Times)
www.faber.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
A joyous @faberbooks.bsky.social re-release of my gory angel baby with a new cover that's also the OG cover to all who celebrate. Namely me. I'm celebrating.
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting