Alice Slater
@aliceslater.bsky.social
damn girl that looks yummy as fuck. what’s your email address?
Took my little white dog for a walk in the pitch black forest – no moonlight, no street lights, just the darkest velvet of November. I took my phone out to take a pic to demonstrate how dark it was, but my front facing camera was on and I was confronted with my own face like:
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Took my little white dog for a walk in the pitch black forest – no moonlight, no street lights, just the darkest velvet of November. I took my phone out to take a pic to demonstrate how dark it was, but my front facing camera was on and I was confronted with my own face like:
“Alice, did you get a chic little proof of Patti Smith’s new memoir?”
November 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“Alice, did you get a chic little proof of Patti Smith’s new memoir?”
Met this ghost in a bar and when he asked for a hit of my vape, it disappeared under his sheet and the smoke curled out from behind his sunnies. Fantastically camp, ten out of ten x
October 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Met this ghost in a bar and when he asked for a hit of my vape, it disappeared under his sheet and the smoke curled out from behind his sunnies. Fantastically camp, ten out of ten x
I won’t tell you I’m in #NewOrleans for Halloween but there will be signs 🔮🐊⚜️
October 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I won’t tell you I’m in #NewOrleans for Halloween but there will be signs 🔮🐊⚜️
More lil fungi friends found in the forest today 🍄🟫🍂
October 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
More lil fungi friends found in the forest today 🍄🟫🍂
Same log a week later, and it’s so thick with spores it looks like it’s been sprayed with white paint 🍄🟫
October 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Same log a week later, and it’s so thick with spores it looks like it’s been sprayed with white paint 🍄🟫
Wanna see an entire log covered in the most beautiful translucent porcelain mushrooms??
October 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Wanna see an entire log covered in the most beautiful translucent porcelain mushrooms??
She went missing for twenty minutes in the forest, presumably chasing the dream of catching a squirrel, and then jumped into the nastiest muddiest bit of the pond she could find to cool down. my lil swamp witch 🧙🏻♀️
October 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
She went missing for twenty minutes in the forest, presumably chasing the dream of catching a squirrel, and then jumped into the nastiest muddiest bit of the pond she could find to cool down. my lil swamp witch 🧙🏻♀️
Update on potential death cap for cutie: she’s flattened a little and lost her green tinge, but hasn’t developed the expected toffee apple colour. Maybe a false death cap?
October 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Update on potential death cap for cutie: she’s flattened a little and lost her green tinge, but hasn’t developed the expected toffee apple colour. Maybe a false death cap?
Yesterday’s crop for my fellow mycology lovers. I think the first green-tinged girl is a deathcap? There was a sweet, almost fruity perfume in the air around her.
October 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Yesterday’s crop for my fellow mycology lovers. I think the first green-tinged girl is a deathcap? There was a sweet, almost fruity perfume in the air around her.
I also spotted the beautiful ladies of the forest sunbathing. A rare treat! This is only the second time I’ve seen them 🥹
October 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I also spotted the beautiful ladies of the forest sunbathing. A rare treat! This is only the second time I’ve seen them 🥹
The forest looked me in the eye, winked and said “today’s your lucky day babe”
October 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The forest looked me in the eye, winked and said “today’s your lucky day babe”
The digital edition of my horrible little debut Death of a Bookseller is 99p all month. It’s set over autumn in a bookshop, so this is the perfect time of year to dip your toes into my bleak little brain 🐌🩷💚 bit.ly/4mPitg9
October 1, 2025 at 11:03 AM
The digital edition of my horrible little debut Death of a Bookseller is 99p all month. It’s set over autumn in a bookshop, so this is the perfect time of year to dip your toes into my bleak little brain 🐌🩷💚 bit.ly/4mPitg9
Handsome new friends 🍄🟫
September 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Handsome new friends 🍄🟫
What’s your sign?
September 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM
What’s your sign?
Chat, the shroomies are already POPPING OFF
September 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Chat, the shroomies are already POPPING OFF
Me getting raptured if you even care
September 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Me getting raptured if you even care
Frances Conroy as the Angel of Death in AHS: Asylum is so ethereal
September 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Frances Conroy as the Angel of Death in AHS: Asylum is so ethereal
Here’s everything I read this week in beautiful rainy Wales 🏴
September 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Here’s everything I read this week in beautiful rainy Wales 🏴
Also, a fun part of the event (hosted by my absolute babe Jordan at The West Kirby Bookshop) was talking through some of my influences… and here they are 🖤 (Lost Souls was my Poppy Z Brite pick but it’s out of print in the UK, which is kind of shocking but also… it’s… quite wild)
September 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Also, a fun part of the event (hosted by my absolute babe Jordan at The West Kirby Bookshop) was talking through some of my influences… and here they are 🖤 (Lost Souls was my Poppy Z Brite pick but it’s out of print in the UK, which is kind of shocking but also… it’s… quite wild)