Polis Loizou 🦊
@polisloizou.bsky.social
Writer, performer, storyteller, both bi and curious • A GOOD YEAR (Fairlight Moderns) 📚 • East Med to East Mids 🇨🇾🇬🇧 (he/him)
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It's finally coming to London! 🇨🇾
ISLAND OF LOVE blends myth, folklore, history & bio to tell the stories of me, my family and our motherland of Cyprus through the prism of our home deity, Aphrodite: goddess of love, beauty, desire... and conflict.
9 April, Theatre Deli
storypickandmix.co.uk#april
ISLAND OF LOVE blends myth, folklore, history & bio to tell the stories of me, my family and our motherland of Cyprus through the prism of our home deity, Aphrodite: goddess of love, beauty, desire... and conflict.
9 April, Theatre Deli
storypickandmix.co.uk#april
My favourite thing about "Wuthering Heights" was how Heathcliff coming back as a Beatle made Isabella cross-stitch an ejaculating penis.
February 13, 2026 at 10:40 PM
My favourite thing about "Wuthering Heights" was how Heathcliff coming back as a Beatle made Isabella cross-stitch an ejaculating penis.
Oh, you like me? That's* a funny way of showing it.
*not giving me money
*not giving me money
February 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Oh, you like me? That's* a funny way of showing it.
*not giving me money
*not giving me money
Why are applications forms all long and stupid
February 13, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Why are applications forms all long and stupid
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm going to this show
How about you?
💖
Feel the L-O-V-E with the Down for the Count Swing Orchestra this summer as we celebrate the one and only Nat King Cole.
www.downforthecount.co.uk/live-dates/c...
Violets are blue
I'm going to this show
How about you?
💖
Feel the L-O-V-E with the Down for the Count Swing Orchestra this summer as we celebrate the one and only Nat King Cole.
www.downforthecount.co.uk/live-dates/c...
February 13, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm going to this show
How about you?
💖
Feel the L-O-V-E with the Down for the Count Swing Orchestra this summer as we celebrate the one and only Nat King Cole.
www.downforthecount.co.uk/live-dates/c...
Violets are blue
I'm going to this show
How about you?
💖
Feel the L-O-V-E with the Down for the Count Swing Orchestra this summer as we celebrate the one and only Nat King Cole.
www.downforthecount.co.uk/live-dates/c...
Not enough of you have checked in on me after this traumatic incident.
That frisson of excitement when the house lights go down because the show's about to start, and the elderly man next to you says, "Right. Shoes off."
February 13, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Not enough of you have checked in on me after this traumatic incident.
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My new single ‘Lost Without Your Love’ feat. Colt McKay is out now ❤️ Dedicated to anyone who has lost someone they weren’t ready to let go of 💔
Listen on your fave platform now 🙏🏻⬇️
ditto.fm/lost_without...
Listen on your fave platform now 🙏🏻⬇️
ditto.fm/lost_without...
February 13, 2026 at 8:54 AM
My new single ‘Lost Without Your Love’ feat. Colt McKay is out now ❤️ Dedicated to anyone who has lost someone they weren’t ready to let go of 💔
Listen on your fave platform now 🙏🏻⬇️
ditto.fm/lost_without...
Listen on your fave platform now 🙏🏻⬇️
ditto.fm/lost_without...
What a lovely thing to celebrate!
I've met so many people online over the years, which my husband thinks is weird. But in 2022, we met up with a pal in Miami, whom I'd known for longer than almost any friends in the UK. And I'm about to meet up with another such pal.
I've met so many people online over the years, which my husband thinks is weird. But in 2022, we met up with a pal in Miami, whom I'd known for longer than almost any friends in the UK. And I'm about to meet up with another such pal.
Today is INTERNET FRIENDS DAY which seems like a lovely thing. Very grateful to all the wonderful online connections I've made over the past few years. ❤️
February 13, 2026 at 9:07 AM
What a lovely thing to celebrate!
I've met so many people online over the years, which my husband thinks is weird. But in 2022, we met up with a pal in Miami, whom I'd known for longer than almost any friends in the UK. And I'm about to meet up with another such pal.
I've met so many people online over the years, which my husband thinks is weird. But in 2022, we met up with a pal in Miami, whom I'd known for longer than almost any friends in the UK. And I'm about to meet up with another such pal.
That frisson of excitement when the house lights go down because the show's about to start, and the elderly man next to you says, "Right. Shoes off."
February 12, 2026 at 10:32 PM
That frisson of excitement when the house lights go down because the show's about to start, and the elderly man next to you says, "Right. Shoes off."
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
Only a week till I abandon this isle for a chic pre-birthday celebration à Paris. 💘
February 12, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Only a week till I abandon this isle for a chic pre-birthday celebration à Paris. 💘
Every word of this thread.
Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you
February 12, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Every word of this thread.
I need every traditionally published author* to know that you shouldn't have to pay for anything relating to your book, from its publication to its promotion.
*in the UK & US, at least
*in the UK & US, at least
February 12, 2026 at 8:29 AM
I need every traditionally published author* to know that you shouldn't have to pay for anything relating to your book, from its publication to its promotion.
*in the UK & US, at least
*in the UK & US, at least
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Re-upping my eligible works for Hugo nominations! These trio of delinquents can be found @bafflingmag.bsky.social, @unchartedmag.bsky.social, and The Dark.
Links to everything at phoenixalexanderauthor.com! 🙏🤓
Links to everything at phoenixalexanderauthor.com! 🙏🤓
February 11, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Re-upping my eligible works for Hugo nominations! These trio of delinquents can be found @bafflingmag.bsky.social, @unchartedmag.bsky.social, and The Dark.
Links to everything at phoenixalexanderauthor.com! 🙏🤓
Links to everything at phoenixalexanderauthor.com! 🙏🤓
Never cease to be amused by Brits annoyed that it's cold and wet. Isn't it winter for, like, another month?
February 11, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Never cease to be amused by Brits annoyed that it's cold and wet. Isn't it winter for, like, another month?
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Wyrdlings!
Swedish storyteller Elsa Beskow turns 152 this week, reason enough to give you:
“Sabaton, Snorri, Storsjöodjuret - Strange Scandi Stories!”
as this week’s #WyrdWednesday topic!
Come, tell tales, of elks, sea rovers and Nordic Noire!
Swedish storyteller Elsa Beskow turns 152 this week, reason enough to give you:
“Sabaton, Snorri, Storsjöodjuret - Strange Scandi Stories!”
as this week’s #WyrdWednesday topic!
Come, tell tales, of elks, sea rovers and Nordic Noire!
February 9, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Wyrdlings!
Swedish storyteller Elsa Beskow turns 152 this week, reason enough to give you:
“Sabaton, Snorri, Storsjöodjuret - Strange Scandi Stories!”
as this week’s #WyrdWednesday topic!
Come, tell tales, of elks, sea rovers and Nordic Noire!
Swedish storyteller Elsa Beskow turns 152 this week, reason enough to give you:
“Sabaton, Snorri, Storsjöodjuret - Strange Scandi Stories!”
as this week’s #WyrdWednesday topic!
Come, tell tales, of elks, sea rovers and Nordic Noire!
Mad.
The book club scam has taken an exciting new leap forward. I got one today from a "curated literary platform and newsletter" that, unusually, offered a link to its website. I'm in edits, so obviously I took the opportunity to procrastinate. /1
February 11, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Mad.
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Coming in 20 days!
February 11, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Coming in 20 days!
It's so challenging writing about Cyprus in English. I can't even translate the slur we have for Greeks. :(
February 9, 2026 at 9:31 PM
It's so challenging writing about Cyprus in English. I can't even translate the slur we have for Greeks. :(
Still boycotting Eurovision but the Cypriot entry containing Cypriot dialect has astounded me a bit.
February 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Still boycotting Eurovision but the Cypriot entry containing Cypriot dialect has astounded me a bit.
You spend your life being told that libraries are a place for reading and working in silence, then you find yourself sitting next to the boomer scrolling through reels without headphones.
February 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
You spend your life being told that libraries are a place for reading and working in silence, then you find yourself sitting next to the boomer scrolling through reels without headphones.
Do Labour... like, do they actually believe they're offering a progressive alternative to Reform...?
The battle for Britain in the years ahead is between a modern, diverse Britain led by Labour or a dark, divisive Britain under Reform.
All of us in the Labour Party must get behind the Prime Minister, rise to the challenge and deliver a richer, fairer and stronger future.
All of us in the Labour Party must get behind the Prime Minister, rise to the challenge and deliver a richer, fairer and stronger future.
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Do Labour... like, do they actually believe they're offering a progressive alternative to Reform...?
We've lost our minds. The thing about AI is that every alternative does a better job.
Asking ChatGPT for film screenings? Search for your local cinemas and get reliable info from them.
Investing in AI tutors that will likely be shit? Invest in humans, who will be infinitely more effective.
Asking ChatGPT for film screenings? Search for your local cinemas and get reliable info from them.
Investing in AI tutors that will likely be shit? Invest in humans, who will be infinitely more effective.
i understand that "better education" or "better attainment" or whatever, isn't actually the goal but also, in what universe is "private AI tutors" a policy to put forward if you are literally the government?? just invest in the schools so there's less need for tutoring?? www.gov.uk/government/n...
450,000 disadvantaged pupils could benefit from AI tutoring tools
Safe AI tutoring tools co-created with teachers to be available to schools by the end of 2027, helping to close the attainment gap.
www.gov.uk
February 9, 2026 at 8:46 AM
We've lost our minds. The thing about AI is that every alternative does a better job.
Asking ChatGPT for film screenings? Search for your local cinemas and get reliable info from them.
Investing in AI tutors that will likely be shit? Invest in humans, who will be infinitely more effective.
Asking ChatGPT for film screenings? Search for your local cinemas and get reliable info from them.
Investing in AI tutors that will likely be shit? Invest in humans, who will be infinitely more effective.
Judging a li'l writing comp and it's so depressing that people will submit AI rubbish to something like that. Have some dignity and respect other writers who actually work on their craft, FFS.
February 9, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Judging a li'l writing comp and it's so depressing that people will submit AI rubbish to something like that. Have some dignity and respect other writers who actually work on their craft, FFS.
I really like this one, pals. It's actually making me sad that no agent will touch it.
Have to redo my stoopid detailed synopsis after reworking my stoopid manuscript
February 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I really like this one, pals. It's actually making me sad that no agent will touch it.
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ICYMI: Aimee Lou Wood and Ben Whishaw will perform at a one-night fundraiser for Theatre503 , which its artistic director has called a "rallying cry" for the future of the venue.
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Ben Whishaw and Aimee Lou Wood to star in Theatre 503 fundraiser
www.thestage.co.uk
February 8, 2026 at 7:47 PM
ICYMI: Aimee Lou Wood and Ben Whishaw will perform at a one-night fundraiser for Theatre503 , which its artistic director has called a "rallying cry" for the future of the venue.
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