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Polis Loizou 🦊
@polisloizou.bsky.social
Writer, performer, storyteller, both bi and curious • A GOOD YEAR (Fairlight Moderns) 📚 • East Med to East Mids 🇨🇾🇬🇧 (he/him)

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It's finally coming to London! 🇨🇾

ISLAND OF LOVE blends myth, folklore, history & bio to tell the stories of me, my family and our motherland of Cyprus through the prism of our home deity, Aphrodite: goddess of love, beauty, desire... and conflict.

9 April, Theatre Deli
storypickandmix.co.uk#april
Me, a tourist: "Bloody tourists."
February 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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You should definitely buy it anyway because it's a really charming tale with cryptids and yearning and bisexual panic. Though that's prolly not quite how Polis would put it 😅
My book is NOT 25% off at Waterstones this month and it's almost 4 years old now but buy it anyway 🥰

www.waterstones.com/book/a-good-...
February 17, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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You should. It is very good and creepy :)
My book is NOT 25% off at Waterstones this month and it's almost 4 years old now but buy it anyway 🥰

www.waterstones.com/book/a-good-...
February 17, 2026 at 2:21 PM
My book is NOT 25% off at Waterstones this month and it's almost 4 years old now but buy it anyway 🥰

www.waterstones.com/book/a-good-...
February 17, 2026 at 2:17 PM
My "fun visit to London", where I was supposed to sit in cafés doing my day job (and maybe even some writing!) between meeting up with old pals, has turned into a frantic rush to meet an Arts Council deadline that wasn't there before.

My 2026 so far: 🫠
February 17, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I've had it up to here with AI. All this unmerited investment for something offering nothing but destruction, lies and thievery, like some entitled bellend member of the Bullingdon Club.
February 17, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Completely unhinged.
Book club scams are now threatening authors who don't fall for their BS. In December, I received an email from Herry Sharp, so-called CEO of "Super Book Lover Curator" praising my novella We Who Hunt Alexanders.

Totally AI-generated and a scam so I didn't respond.

Now Herry is threatening me. 1/
February 17, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Found old pics of my beloved pooch, Vincent. Truly the goodest boy who ever lived.
February 15, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Coming home to a Cypriot mum means moussaka for dinner. 💘
February 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Don’t forget the Never Too Late Award from the Bridport Prize which recognises entries from writers over 60 across all categories of prizes.

Link below

Please share :)
Never Too Late 60+ award - Bridport Prize
This £500 award is for the highest placed writer aged 60+ across poetry, short story, novel or flash fiction.
bridportprize.org.uk
February 14, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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Valentine is also the patron saint of epileptics 🧠! (and beekeepers! 🐝)

For more info on epilepsy:
epilepsysociety.org.uk
@amepilepsysoc.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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Roses are Red: The Sinister Side of #Valentine’s Day Folklore by @icysedgwick.bsky.social

folklorethursday.com/folklife/ros...
February 14, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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The Human #Heart in the Middle Ages and the Practice of Ablation – or Treatment of the Dead for #Valentine’s Day
by #RandiSamuelson-Brown

folklorethursday.com/folklife/tre...
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Do transphobes have a "shoot self in the foot" kink or something?

Due to the forthcoming exclusion of trans women from the WI, WI groups around the country are now closing.
February 14, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Husband and I don't celebrate Valentine's Day but because I'm going to be away for a week, I made him a parting gift of a Persian love cake*. I couldn't get rose petals to sprinkle on top. 💔 (Recipe by Yasmin Khan.)

*Made with almonds, cardamom, rose and lemon.
February 14, 2026 at 9:07 AM
I saw Yorkshire Barbie and I was whelmed.
February 14, 2026 at 8:52 AM
My favourite thing about "Wuthering Heights" was how Heathcliff coming back as a Beatle made Isabella cross-stitch an ejaculating penis.
February 13, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Oh, you like me? That's* a funny way of showing it.

*not giving me money
February 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Why are applications forms all long and stupid
February 13, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm going to this show
How about you?

💖

Feel the L-O-V-E with the Down for the Count Swing Orchestra this summer as we celebrate the one and only Nat King Cole.

www.downforthecount.co.uk/live-dates/c...
February 13, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Not enough of you have checked in on me after this traumatic incident.
That frisson of excitement when the house lights go down because the show's about to start, and the elderly man next to you says, "Right. Shoes off."
February 13, 2026 at 10:02 AM
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My new single ‘Lost Without Your Love’ feat. Colt McKay is out now ❤️ Dedicated to anyone who has lost someone they weren’t ready to let go of 💔
Listen on your fave platform now 🙏🏻⬇️

ditto.fm/lost_without...
February 13, 2026 at 8:54 AM
What a lovely thing to celebrate!

I've met so many people online over the years, which my husband thinks is weird. But in 2022, we met up with a pal in Miami, whom I'd known for longer than almost any friends in the UK. And I'm about to meet up with another such pal.
Today is INTERNET FRIENDS DAY which seems like a lovely thing. Very grateful to all the wonderful online connections I've made over the past few years. ❤️
February 13, 2026 at 9:07 AM
That frisson of excitement when the house lights go down because the show's about to start, and the elderly man next to you says, "Right. Shoes off."
February 12, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM