Alex King
@alexwking.bsky.social
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
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I think @keithedwards.bsky.social nails it here, with the next step being Republicans like MTG and Burchett rallying around Trump for "exposing the Democrats."
July 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I think @keithedwards.bsky.social nails it here, with the next step being Republicans like MTG and Burchett rallying around Trump for "exposing the Democrats."
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"I was this pedophile's biggest supporter until he was personally mean to me" seems like a bit of an own goal.
Musk says Trump is in the Epstein files and it is being covered up. This escalated quickly.
June 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"I was this pedophile's biggest supporter until he was personally mean to me" seems like a bit of an own goal.
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Imagine DOGE opens your mail and finds your household electric bill. To eliminate this cost, they burn your house down without warning. Then they total up the bills that, as a homeless person, you will never again pay. On its website, DOGE boasts about the money it has saved you.
March 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Imagine DOGE opens your mail and finds your household electric bill. To eliminate this cost, they burn your house down without warning. Then they total up the bills that, as a homeless person, you will never again pay. On its website, DOGE boasts about the money it has saved you.
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it is possible that I am in fact wildly out of touch with popular opinion on the left but i continue to believe that murder is bad
December 11, 2024 at 1:09 AM
it is possible that I am in fact wildly out of touch with popular opinion on the left but i continue to believe that murder is bad
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This is a good script for those of us in Republican-controlled states, remember that, even if you would never vote for your representative, they don’t know that.
November 21, 2024 at 2:21 AM
This is a good script for those of us in Republican-controlled states, remember that, even if you would never vote for your representative, they don’t know that.
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Just to be clear: the incoming Trump administration is going to war against their own Republican senate majority and the constitution's advice and consent provision so they can make a man investigated for ***sex trafficking a minor*** into the most powerful law enforcement officer in the country.
November 15, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Just to be clear: the incoming Trump administration is going to war against their own Republican senate majority and the constitution's advice and consent provision so they can make a man investigated for ***sex trafficking a minor*** into the most powerful law enforcement officer in the country.
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It takes until the *tenth paragraph* in this piece to introduce the phrase “thousands of children may die”
RFK Jr. wants to tackle chronic disease. Despite controversial views on vaccines, his focus on healthy food and taking on special interests may find broad support — and face political headwinds.
RFK Jr. wants to 'Make America Healthy Again.' He could face a lot of pushback
RFK Jr. wants to tackle chronic disease. Despite controversial views on vaccines, his focus on healthy food and taking on special interests may find broad support — and face political headwinds.
www.npr.org
November 15, 2024 at 8:22 PM
It takes until the *tenth paragraph* in this piece to introduce the phrase “thousands of children may die”
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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America's most credulous Senator is back on her bullshit
Susan Collins tells reporters she was “shocked” at Gaetz’s nomination
November 14, 2024 at 1:37 AM
America's most credulous Senator is back on her bullshit
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Congrats @jonkrawczynski.bsky.social!
John Krasinski has been named PEOPLE’s 2024 Sexiest Man Alive. 👀
Who was your 2024 sexiest man alive?
Who was your 2024 sexiest man alive?
November 13, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Congrats @jonkrawczynski.bsky.social!
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Please do not use bluesky to only post screenshots and links to the most grotesque, rage-inducing tweets out there.
We know! That is why we left!
We know! That is why we left!
November 11, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Please do not use bluesky to only post screenshots and links to the most grotesque, rage-inducing tweets out there.
We know! That is why we left!
We know! That is why we left!
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If the world disappears and all that is left of human civilization, somehow, is this microblogging site, I would like the aliens reading this to know that a large number of us thought Cybertrucks were the dumbest shit ever
November 9, 2024 at 10:00 PM
If the world disappears and all that is left of human civilization, somehow, is this microblogging site, I would like the aliens reading this to know that a large number of us thought Cybertrucks were the dumbest shit ever
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Fundraising texts have been replaced with pleas to sign a petition in support of a piece of legislation sponsored by Chuck Schumer and all I can say is that's not how any of this works. He's the US Senate Majority Leader, I'm not. He doesn't need me to sign a petition so stop texting me goddamit 😖
November 8, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Fundraising texts have been replaced with pleas to sign a petition in support of a piece of legislation sponsored by Chuck Schumer and all I can say is that's not how any of this works. He's the US Senate Majority Leader, I'm not. He doesn't need me to sign a petition so stop texting me goddamit 😖
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Something to remember at this important time…
November 7, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Something to remember at this important time…
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It's like the whole damn country is built on a Native American Burial Ground or something
November 6, 2024 at 3:05 PM
It's like the whole damn country is built on a Native American Burial Ground or something
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And if you live in Minnesota, you can double down by getting 8 more tests free from the state each month.
September 25, 2023 at 12:40 PM
And if you live in Minnesota, you can double down by getting 8 more tests free from the state each month.
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"Just know that this a one week only deal. So get in touch soon."
Lauren Boebert Offers To Personally Jerk Off Any Constituents She Offended
WASHINGTON—In an effort to address voters hurt by recent actions that resulted in her being thrown out of a theatrical performance, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) announced Friday that she would pers...
www.theonion.com
September 22, 2023 at 5:26 PM
"Just know that this a one week only deal. So get in touch soon."
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The Onion: Still America's finest news source
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convic...
www.theonion.com
September 18, 2023 at 6:49 PM
The Onion: Still America's finest news source
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Today in "neither our media nor our political system is designed to deal with a far right authoritarian party"
August 30, 2023 at 12:03 PM
Today in "neither our media nor our political system is designed to deal with a far right authoritarian party"