Cocky Bovine
@cockybovine.me
Proud alumnus of University of Texas and University of S. Carolina. #DTID since 1996.
A dumb idea that is mostly driven by the league’s desire to sell more players in the more lucrative summer transfer window than in the winter transfer window.
BREAKING: MLS owners have voted and passed a schedule change. The league will run from the late summer months through May.
This is due to start in summer of 2027. MLS will take winter break in Jan/Feb
More from @paultenorio.bsky.social on the ground at BOG meeting: www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
This is due to start in summer of 2027. MLS will take winter break in Jan/Feb
More from @paultenorio.bsky.social on the ground at BOG meeting: www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
MLS owners vote to flip schedule to European calendar, change format starting in 2027
MLS will soon align with leagues that play from the fall to the spring after a transformational decision made by its owners
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
A dumb idea that is mostly driven by the league’s desire to sell more players in the more lucrative summer transfer window than in the winter transfer window.
"He was on the Epstein list."
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"He was on the Epstein list."
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I *want* social media platforms to suspend people for threatening to kill others, even if it’s in jest
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I *want* social media platforms to suspend people for threatening to kill others, even if it’s in jest
The truly shocking thing is if German doesn't already have one.
We gotta have a clear term for people so cynical they become gullible.
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The truly shocking thing is if German doesn't already have one.
I know Valenti's a clown, but that's not a bad line.
“He ruins everything. He has jumped so many sharks that it’s Seaworld.” bit.ly/47DJyyE
Detroit radio host rips Gus Johnson: 'His whole existence is fake'
Detroit radio host Mike Valenti went scorched earth in his criticism of Fox Sports broadcaster Gus Johnson, calling him "fake."
bit.ly
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I know Valenti's a clown, but that's not a bad line.
I was in Austin this past weekend for my uncle's funeral.
Austin, what the hell is up with all the robbit taxis? You couldn't swing a dead cat by its tail downtown without hitting a Waymo and I even saw two Teslas with ROBOTAXI on the side in the stupid "12-year-old doodling on his notebook" font.
Austin, what the hell is up with all the robbit taxis? You couldn't swing a dead cat by its tail downtown without hitting a Waymo and I even saw two Teslas with ROBOTAXI on the side in the stupid "12-year-old doodling on his notebook" font.
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I was in Austin this past weekend for my uncle's funeral.
Austin, what the hell is up with all the robbit taxis? You couldn't swing a dead cat by its tail downtown without hitting a Waymo and I even saw two Teslas with ROBOTAXI on the side in the stupid "12-year-old doodling on his notebook" font.
Austin, what the hell is up with all the robbit taxis? You couldn't swing a dead cat by its tail downtown without hitting a Waymo and I even saw two Teslas with ROBOTAXI on the side in the stupid "12-year-old doodling on his notebook" font.
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
SEC Roll Call - Week 11 (2025)
YouTube video by Matt Mitchell
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
US oil producers: Nah. We're happy and solvent with high oil prices.
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
US oil producers: Nah. We're happy and solvent with high oil prices.
At this point, it almost qualifies as a humiliation kink.
(Rod Serling) Submitted for your ranked choice the case of one Andrew M. Cuomo, smarting scion of suburbia dethroned over workplace boundaries, unwilling to relax his wandering grip on power, and doomed to repeat humiliating attempts at return upon that most brittle boundary of all—the twilight zone
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
At this point, it almost qualifies as a humiliation kink.
60% of the time, it works every time.
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
60% of the time, it works every time.
Uma rainha
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Uma rainha
Inshallah.
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Inshallah.
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November 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Not beating the allegations.
November 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Not beating the allegations.
Just saw Whiplash. Man, J.K. Simmons really nailed being an abusive piece of shit.
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Just saw Whiplash. Man, J.K. Simmons really nailed being an abusive piece of shit.
/remembers that he's flying on Saturday and Monday
Nuts.
Nuts.
U.S. TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE MANDATORY FLIGHT CUTS AT MAJOR US AIRPORTS STARTING FRIDAY IF NO SHUTDOWN DEAL IS REACHED -- SOURCES
November 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
/remembers that he's flying on Saturday and Monday
Nuts.
Nuts.
I'll bet you a dollar that it's so that our sundowning president can find his way around.
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'll bet you a dollar that it's so that our sundowning president can find his way around.
Hell yeah.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Hell yeah.
This is a very good cover.
Inbox— next cover of the New Yorker: “Mayor Mamdani,” by Edel Rodriguez
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is a very good cover.
The Mayor of New York has seen Alf Hog.
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The Mayor of New York has seen Alf Hog.
Fuck that. Give us the Derschowitz snuff film.
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Fuck that. Give us the Derschowitz snuff film.
I was riding my bike to the park-and-ride and turned into the parking lot at the wrong angle, the bike went out from under me, and I went sliding into the curb, and bonked into it, head first.
The helmet cracked, I suffered some road rash and ripped jeans, but was otherwise fine.
Wear a helmet.
The helmet cracked, I suffered some road rash and ripped jeans, but was otherwise fine.
Wear a helmet.
“Ooooooo look at me i ride electric scooter fast down to the campus”
Listen crotch fruit wear a helmet
Listen crotch fruit wear a helmet
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I was riding my bike to the park-and-ride and turned into the parking lot at the wrong angle, the bike went out from under me, and I went sliding into the curb, and bonked into it, head first.
The helmet cracked, I suffered some road rash and ripped jeans, but was otherwise fine.
Wear a helmet.
The helmet cracked, I suffered some road rash and ripped jeans, but was otherwise fine.
Wear a helmet.
Can 100% confirm
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Can 100% confirm