The key to any successful marriage is a husband who married up.

(Including me.)

It’s pretty amazing when the X-Men have a healthier ANYTHING and yet…

Dammit… skeet SURFIN’

🎶 Skeet shootin’ 🎶

Also, it helps if you play a sport where you can spend time in the penalty box or be tossed out of the game at the discretion of the referee. You very quickly learn that you don't want to put the decision in the ref's hands.

Amusingly, I didn't have her blocked. That has now been rectified.

I ain't got time for people who are gonna get that exercised for spending three days in the cooler for posting THAT lyric from "Folsom Prison Blues" in relation to someone else.

thank u pd

Modern life has turned into one giant Mad Libs.

You get what you pay for.

/thinking about all the refugee ships from Europe full of Jews who were turned away in the ‘30s

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

Wingnut Welfare can be a lucrative gig if you play your cards right.

Half the screenshots on this site are the thoughts of people that I don’t even know what they do for a living.

This was something like 10 years ago and C*mcast and the phone company have since upgraded their networks locally, but they’re still more expensive and they never would’ve done that if the city’s fiber network hadn’t taken a 40% market share.

And the service is way more reliable than the incumbents

Well, it’s technically against the law, whatever I might think of the law, so I’ll use that specific term. But I don’t like it because it’s a close relation to referring to people as “illegals” or as “illegal immigrants.”

And visa overstays account for anywhere between 40-60% of all illegal immigration.

I’m just sayin’… nobody really gives a shit about the European who flew here and forgot to go home.