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HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
I'm 34 and still not really into Steely Dan
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I'm 34 and still not really into Steely Dan
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“Yes he is dead. Yes he looks like an angelic hotdog in this.” www.facebook.com/share/17Uwu6...
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“Yes he is dead. Yes he looks like an angelic hotdog in this.” www.facebook.com/share/17Uwu6...
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shohei ohtani makes me want to have children so I can have grandchildren so I can tell them about him
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
shohei ohtani makes me want to have children so I can have grandchildren so I can tell them about him
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every week they get further away from it, losing 30-0 to carolina gets funnier
October 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
every week they get further away from it, losing 30-0 to carolina gets funnier
Bijan Robinson lmao
October 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Bijan Robinson lmao
ESPN's score bug is hideous. Possibly the worst one in use.
October 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
ESPN's score bug is hideous. Possibly the worst one in use.
Me, an ATL sports fan...
...watching football:
Haha, Go Birds, I like this team's vibe, I can root for them, fun stuff.
....watching baseball:
I hope the philly phanatic drives that ATV into a ravine.
...watching football:
Haha, Go Birds, I like this team's vibe, I can root for them, fun stuff.
....watching baseball:
I hope the philly phanatic drives that ATV into a ravine.
October 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Me, an ATL sports fan...
...watching football:
Haha, Go Birds, I like this team's vibe, I can root for them, fun stuff.
....watching baseball:
I hope the philly phanatic drives that ATV into a ravine.
...watching football:
Haha, Go Birds, I like this team's vibe, I can root for them, fun stuff.
....watching baseball:
I hope the philly phanatic drives that ATV into a ravine.
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Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥
Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
October 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥
Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
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ladies love him. the CIA, the NYT, and car culture hate him.
September 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
ladies love him. the CIA, the NYT, and car culture hate him.
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
September 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
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The last time the Falcons allowed 6 or fewer points in a game was 2020, when Raheem Morris was the interim head coach and Jeff Ulbrich was his defensive coordinator
September 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The last time the Falcons allowed 6 or fewer points in a game was 2020, when Raheem Morris was the interim head coach and Jeff Ulbrich was his defensive coordinator
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A HOLDING CALL AGAINST MY TEAM: An abomination. Unfair. Unjust. Wrong. May the devil strike you blind.
A HOLDING CALL AGAINST MY OPPONENT: Awesome, love that
A HOLDING CALL AGAINST MY OPPONENT: Awesome, love that
September 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
A HOLDING CALL AGAINST MY TEAM: An abomination. Unfair. Unjust. Wrong. May the devil strike you blind.
A HOLDING CALL AGAINST MY OPPONENT: Awesome, love that
A HOLDING CALL AGAINST MY OPPONENT: Awesome, love that
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Political violence disproportionately hurts people with less power, not people with more power. Political violence will disproportionately hurt people of color and women and LGBTQ people. It’s not fair, but that’s the way it works. Celebrating political violence means at best indifference to that.
Political violence is bad. It usually begets more political violence.
Celebrating political violence is bad. It usually encourages more political violence, against various targets.
Campus shootings are bad. They make everyone on campus less safe.
It's bad that what I wrote here is controversial.
Celebrating political violence is bad. It usually encourages more political violence, against various targets.
Campus shootings are bad. They make everyone on campus less safe.
It's bad that what I wrote here is controversial.
September 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Political violence disproportionately hurts people with less power, not people with more power. Political violence will disproportionately hurt people of color and women and LGBTQ people. It’s not fair, but that’s the way it works. Celebrating political violence means at best indifference to that.
Gun violence is always a very bad thing. Sometimes it is both bad and ironic, but it's always bad.
September 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Gun violence is always a very bad thing. Sometimes it is both bad and ironic, but it's always bad.
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Sen. Ruben Gallego: "Today we had a chance to stand with the brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice for this country in uniform. Ashli Babbitt is not that. She is a traitor. She will be a traitor. She died a traitor."
September 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Sen. Ruben Gallego: "Today we had a chance to stand with the brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice for this country in uniform. Ashli Babbitt is not that. She is a traitor. She will be a traitor. She died a traitor."
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"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
Falcons
Ugh
Ugh
September 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Falcons
Ugh
Ugh
Melvin!
B.J. Upton
CF-LF
Debut: 2004 - Retired: 2016
TOR - SDP - ATL - TBD
CF-LF
Debut: 2004 - Retired: 2016
TOR - SDP - ATL - TBD
B.J. Upton at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of B.J. Upton
baseball-reference.com
September 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Melvin!
My own submission. I probably deserve this pain.
August 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
My own submission. I probably deserve this pain.
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With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
July 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
I have this poster framed on my wall, and it's my third favorite price of art I own.
July 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I have this poster framed on my wall, and it's my third favorite price of art I own.