Al Palmer
@aldpalmer.bsky.social
Nerves of steel, heart of gold, knob of butter 😕
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I do not find Severance as confusing as the “previously on Severance” recaps; which seem to be random scenes I have never seen before.
March 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I do not find Severance as confusing as the “previously on Severance” recaps; which seem to be random scenes I have never seen before.
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Why is it that whenever governments take money from the poor it is incentivising them to work and taking money from the rich is a burden on industry?
Fuck this shit let’s incentivise the rich!
Fuck this shit let’s incentivise the rich!
March 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Why is it that whenever governments take money from the poor it is incentivising them to work and taking money from the rich is a burden on industry?
Fuck this shit let’s incentivise the rich!
Fuck this shit let’s incentivise the rich!
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Yeah, too many people working in the NHS, that's the problem. Too many people and too much money.
Good thing you're on to it Wes, you Pringle faced twat!
Good thing you're on to it Wes, you Pringle faced twat!
March 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Yeah, too many people working in the NHS, that's the problem. Too many people and too much money.
Good thing you're on to it Wes, you Pringle faced twat!
Good thing you're on to it Wes, you Pringle faced twat!
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How about going and fucking yourself instead?
NHS England to cut workforce by half as Streeting restructures
NHS England to cut workforce by half as Streeting restructures
The health secretary will shrink NHS England’s workforce to save money and avoid ‘duplication’
NHS England will lose half its staff and a huge swathe of its senior management team as part of a brutal restructuring under its new boss.
Its workforce will…
www.theguardian.com
March 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
How about going and fucking yourself instead?
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Rest of the world, watching the U.S. rn
BREAKING: Elon Musk's rocket explosion nearly hit a commercial flight.
This kind of content is being downranked on X. Please share it here. This is so dangerous.
This kind of content is being downranked on X. Please share it here. This is so dangerous.
March 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Rest of the world, watching the U.S. rn
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I assume LBC then Googled it and showed him a picture of Hitler doing it "out to the side" then kicked him off the program and banned the nazi apologist from the station, yes?
Nigel Farage says that Elon Musk and Steve Bannon's Nazi salutes were "not really Nazi salutes" because "they were out to the side."
March 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I assume LBC then Googled it and showed him a picture of Hitler doing it "out to the side" then kicked him off the program and banned the nazi apologist from the station, yes?
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Stop pandering to this sack of criminal orange fucks, you fawning Chamberlain.
King Charles invites Donald Trump for unprecedented second state visit to UK
In letter hand-delivered to Trump by Keir Starmer, Charles suggests he and Trump could meet in Scotland to plan visit
www.theguardian.com
February 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Stop pandering to this sack of criminal orange fucks, you fawning Chamberlain.
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Given the extensive damage that raining men would do to people’s sheds, greenhouses and gazebos, I hardly think “hallelujah!” is an appropriate response.
February 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Given the extensive damage that raining men would do to people’s sheds, greenhouses and gazebos, I hardly think “hallelujah!” is an appropriate response.
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Bang on. If you want to power the economy, bring people in. If the proud indigenous white English people who fought at Agincourt don't like it they're welcome to fuck entirely off to somewhere more British, like the Falkland Islands. Moan at the fucking penguins.
it just seems mad to me that we've spent years and years across the west going "well christ, people sure don't like immigration", but to the best of my knowledge no-one has very actively tried to defend the policy choice to the electorate over 4/5 years, just to see what'd happen, feels v
February 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Bang on. If you want to power the economy, bring people in. If the proud indigenous white English people who fought at Agincourt don't like it they're welcome to fuck entirely off to somewhere more British, like the Falkland Islands. Moan at the fucking penguins.
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I like my salad like my poker opponents - obscured from view by a massive fucking pile of my chips.
February 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I like my salad like my poker opponents - obscured from view by a massive fucking pile of my chips.
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OK - Everyone knows the song. But...
I have not seen this longer version for a very long time. Most just cut to the 'I'm not a youngster bit', missing the reasoning for his contempt.
TL:DR - FUCK MARGARET THATCHER - the originator of where we are now. Witch.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Znn...
I have not seen this longer version for a very long time. Most just cut to the 'I'm not a youngster bit', missing the reasoning for his contempt.
TL:DR - FUCK MARGARET THATCHER - the originator of where we are now. Witch.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Znn...
Elvis Costello: Tramp the Dirt Down.
YouTube video by Michael Ross
www.youtube.com
February 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
OK - Everyone knows the song. But...
I have not seen this longer version for a very long time. Most just cut to the 'I'm not a youngster bit', missing the reasoning for his contempt.
TL:DR - FUCK MARGARET THATCHER - the originator of where we are now. Witch.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Znn...
I have not seen this longer version for a very long time. Most just cut to the 'I'm not a youngster bit', missing the reasoning for his contempt.
TL:DR - FUCK MARGARET THATCHER - the originator of where we are now. Witch.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Znn...
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Why is nobody talking about this?
February 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Why is nobody talking about this?
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Brought to you by the people who whined endlessly about freedom of speech & the evils of censorship.
And for all their scaremongering about communism, didn't totalitarian communist regimes have word ban lists? Who else had word blacklists? Oh yes, fascists.
"Big delete"? Just another "book burning"
And for all their scaremongering about communism, didn't totalitarian communist regimes have word ban lists? Who else had word blacklists? Oh yes, fascists.
"Big delete"? Just another "book burning"
February 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Brought to you by the people who whined endlessly about freedom of speech & the evils of censorship.
And for all their scaremongering about communism, didn't totalitarian communist regimes have word ban lists? Who else had word blacklists? Oh yes, fascists.
"Big delete"? Just another "book burning"
And for all their scaremongering about communism, didn't totalitarian communist regimes have word ban lists? Who else had word blacklists? Oh yes, fascists.
"Big delete"? Just another "book burning"
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"... Reminds me of childhood memories ..." — Redundant. You either have a memory, or you’re reminded of something. You’re not reminded of a memory. Heavy metal fans won’t stand for such writing, my friend."
Notes on “Sweet Child O’ Mine,” as Delivered to Axl Rose by His Editor
Hi, Axl — Just got your manuscript and demo for the song “Sweet Child O’ [sic] Mine.” I think we need to talk. As your editor, I am responsible for...
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February 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"... Reminds me of childhood memories ..." — Redundant. You either have a memory, or you’re reminded of something. You’re not reminded of a memory. Heavy metal fans won’t stand for such writing, my friend."
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Kudos on the good people of Lincoln Heigths, for showing up and showing out.
This is your daily reminder that it's ok to punch a nazi ❤️❤️❤️
This is your daily reminder that it's ok to punch a nazi ❤️❤️❤️
February 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Kudos on the good people of Lincoln Heigths, for showing up and showing out.
This is your daily reminder that it's ok to punch a nazi ❤️❤️❤️
This is your daily reminder that it's ok to punch a nazi ❤️❤️❤️
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President Musk isn't subtle
Trump cuts aid to South Africa over ‘racial discrimination’ against Afrikaners
Trump cuts aid to South Africa over ‘racial discrimination’ against Afrikaners
US president also offers asylum to Afrikaners and criticises law that allows land seizures without compensation in some circumstances
The US president, Donald Trump, has signed an executive order to cut financial assistance to South Africa, accusing the…
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
President Musk isn't subtle
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A 'foible' is something coughed up by cats in New York.
February 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
A 'foible' is something coughed up by cats in New York.
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If dachshunds were wide
February 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
If dachshunds were wide
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Breaking- Donald Trump stuns the world by behaving exactly like Donald Trump.
February 5, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Breaking- Donald Trump stuns the world by behaving exactly like Donald Trump.
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I see that Sarah Brightman’s follow-up to I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper has got a fairly bleak, Rogue Traders vibe to it.
February 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I see that Sarah Brightman’s follow-up to I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper has got a fairly bleak, Rogue Traders vibe to it.