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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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I'm fed up of the discourse - "Is it a Christmas movie or not?" Who cares? It's a phenomenal action movie, and watching it at this time of year just feels right. You're doing yourself a disservice if you haven't yet sat down to watch The Terminator.
December 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I'm fed up of the discourse - "Is it a Christmas movie or not?" Who cares? It's a phenomenal action movie, and watching it at this time of year just feels right. You're doing yourself a disservice if you haven't yet sat down to watch The Terminator.
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omg they rebranded ice cream
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
omg they rebranded ice cream
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30 to 40 mandarin oranges: an easy weekend dinner. I will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 mandarin oranges.
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
30 to 40 mandarin oranges: an easy weekend dinner. I will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 mandarin oranges.
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my dad likes to punctuate text messages with stickers he makes, it’s always exciting; you never know if you’re gonna get a terror bird or a biblical angel or a funny little guy from a Bosch painting
December 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
my dad likes to punctuate text messages with stickers he makes, it’s always exciting; you never know if you’re gonna get a terror bird or a biblical angel or a funny little guy from a Bosch painting
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
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October 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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hmm this Art. it speaks to me
October 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
hmm this Art. it speaks to me
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the dev of cruelty squad is still one of the best posters over on the hellsite
September 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
the dev of cruelty squad is still one of the best posters over on the hellsite
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who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities
September 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities
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Magic players: are you drowning in spindowns? Give them to the warhammer players in your shop. They will react to them like the hominids in 2001 encountering the monolith.
July 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Magic players: are you drowning in spindowns? Give them to the warhammer players in your shop. They will react to them like the hominids in 2001 encountering the monolith.
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vulcan hip hop gettin logical on the dance floor
June 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
vulcan hip hop gettin logical on the dance floor
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One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you
June 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you
Hello everybody, my name is
June 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Hello everybody, my name is
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YouTube Support,
I wish to appeal my ban on the grounds that death threats are acceptable greetings among my people.
Worf
I wish to appeal my ban on the grounds that death threats are acceptable greetings among my people.
Worf
May 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
YouTube Support,
I wish to appeal my ban on the grounds that death threats are acceptable greetings among my people.
Worf
I wish to appeal my ban on the grounds that death threats are acceptable greetings among my people.
Worf
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financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
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oh my goddd im so sorry, just seeing this now 😰 do u guys still need artillery support
August 3, 2024 at 3:31 PM
oh my goddd im so sorry, just seeing this now 😰 do u guys still need artillery support
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"no man is an island" oh so if I tap one I don't get a blue mana?
March 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
"no man is an island" oh so if I tap one I don't get a blue mana?
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Geordi,
Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly.
Worf
Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly.
Worf
November 23, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Geordi,
Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly.
Worf
Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly.
Worf
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Forcibly removed from the bowling alley for throwing overhand again
January 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Forcibly removed from the bowling alley for throwing overhand again
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Around the opened fire
straight up roarsting them
And by “them” haha well…
let’s justr say. My chesnits
straight up roarsting them
And by “them” haha well…
let’s justr say. My chesnits
December 20, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Around the opened fire
straight up roarsting them
And by “them” haha well…
let’s justr say. My chesnits
straight up roarsting them
And by “them” haha well…
let’s justr say. My chesnits
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I am exceptionally good at concealing the identity of objects by wrapping them in folded paper, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
December 21, 2024 at 12:36 AM
I am exceptionally good at concealing the identity of objects by wrapping them in folded paper, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.