Mork
@fourdeltavictor.bsky.social
Cube enthusiast, ML engineer, UVA basketball enjoyer, occasional DM, silly goose
JAY HUFF MENTIONED 🎉
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
JAY HUFF MENTIONED 🎉
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Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
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how to be a common-sense moderate
step 1: pick your own ideological and cultural bugbears
step 2: declare that they are common-sense issues supported by the silent majority
step 3: lose anyways
step 1: pick your own ideological and cultural bugbears
step 2: declare that they are common-sense issues supported by the silent majority
step 3: lose anyways
i'm fine with a deeper focus on economic issues over social issues but man does plank 2 give the game away
October 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
how to be a common-sense moderate
step 1: pick your own ideological and cultural bugbears
step 2: declare that they are common-sense issues supported by the silent majority
step 3: lose anyways
step 1: pick your own ideological and cultural bugbears
step 2: declare that they are common-sense issues supported by the silent majority
step 3: lose anyways
"is it about my cube?"
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"is it about my cube?"
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We are live! Really excited about this stream I hope people will tune in www.twitch.tv/luckypapermtg
LuckyPaperMTG - Twitch
Cube for a Cause 2025 Day One
www.twitch.tv
August 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
We are live! Really excited about this stream I hope people will tune in www.twitch.tv/luckypapermtg
I would like to eat the radioactive shrimp
The FDA warns public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination a radioactive isotope
FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart
The FDA is warning the public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with Cesium-137.
abcnews.link
August 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I would like to eat the radioactive shrimp
June 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
Normal shooting motion
June 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Normal shooting motion
Normalize standing and taking off your hat during the Nicole Kidman AMC ad
May 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Normalize standing and taking off your hat during the Nicole Kidman AMC ad
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here’s a crazy statistic: more people work for the MTA (~70K employees) than are coal miners in the entire country (~42K)
May 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
here’s a crazy statistic: more people work for the MTA (~70K employees) than are coal miners in the entire country (~42K)
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Pacers in 5
OKC in 7
OKC in 7
4 TEAMS REMAIN 🍿
Who will advance to the #NBAFinals presented by YouTube TV?
The #NBAPlayoffs presented by Google continue tonight!
MIN/OKC Game 1: Tonight at 8:30pm/et on ESPN
IND/NYK Game 1: Wednesday at 8:00pm/et on TNT
Who will advance to the #NBAFinals presented by YouTube TV?
The #NBAPlayoffs presented by Google continue tonight!
MIN/OKC Game 1: Tonight at 8:30pm/et on ESPN
IND/NYK Game 1: Wednesday at 8:00pm/et on TNT
May 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Pacers in 5
OKC in 7
OKC in 7
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
I've thought more about this and I think a mission for Cass where he was in a field leadership role would have been a great capstone to his arc
another arc with Dedra hunting Luthen and Mon settling in Yavin would be great but not sure what Cass would get up to, maybe a mission with Melshi and K2? also could allow us to see whats going on with Mon's family
May 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I've thought more about this and I think a mission for Cass where he was in a field leadership role would have been a great capstone to his arc
Apparently, NBA overtime on ESPN is sponsored by McDonald's. I wonder how that deal came to be, and also how it works. Do they pay per OT? Or did they pay a lump sum for all OTs?
May 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Apparently, NBA overtime on ESPN is sponsored by McDonald's. I wonder how that deal came to be, and also how it works. Do they pay per OT? Or did they pay a lump sum for all OTs?
The new pope could plausibly have an opinion on Mallort
May 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The new pope could plausibly have an opinion on Mallort
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Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...
May 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...
Ty Lue about to spend this time out yelling at his team
May 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Ty Lue about to spend this time out yelling at his team
The dry "death of Stalin"-style satires about this era are gonna bang
Feels like we’re in a surreal political moment where our elites desperately want to capitulate to a despot but the aspiring dictator is so dumb and bad at things that we’re still kinda free despite the best efforts of all involved.
April 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The dry "death of Stalin"-style satires about this era are gonna bang
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The NYC council voting for this downgrade was just such an own goal.
April 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The NYC council voting for this downgrade was just such an own goal.
@mtsw.bsky.social theory of "Trump's policy is whatever the last person talked him into" vindicated
April 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
@mtsw.bsky.social theory of "Trump's policy is whatever the last person talked him into" vindicated
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Newsom is kinda frustrating like if your favorite team's quarterback is overrated and sucks and would be better off replaced by his backup.
Cuomo is like if your quarterback was a secret agent for the other team and kept running the ball into his own endzone and also was murdering his teammates
Cuomo is like if your quarterback was a secret agent for the other team and kept running the ball into his own endzone and also was murdering his teammates
April 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Newsom is kinda frustrating like if your favorite team's quarterback is overrated and sucks and would be better off replaced by his backup.
Cuomo is like if your quarterback was a secret agent for the other team and kept running the ball into his own endzone and also was murdering his teammates
Cuomo is like if your quarterback was a secret agent for the other team and kept running the ball into his own endzone and also was murdering his teammates