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Stocking !
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.
October 20, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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yeah i exercise. i have several running jokes
October 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Business secrets of the pharaohs
October 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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calling my bank every morning to tell them i'm not travelling
October 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Walgreens Pharmacy SMS bot is a textbook case of anxious attachment style
October 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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give greta thunberg a gundam
October 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections
October 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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October 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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I have a Plan A and a Plan B.

Plan Sea is to fill my pockets with rocks and jump in.
October 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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A LinkedIn theme park with nonstop networking and onsite hotel The Linked Inn
October 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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kpop bargain hunters
October 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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[talking to my puppet] She said she wants a divorce
October 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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JUST IN: The US now has more unemployed people than job openings for the first time since April 2021
September 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Calling my thoughts and actions “content”
August 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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some of you
August 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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This would have gone so hard as an AIM away message in 1999
August 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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I have inside jokes with myself that I’m not even in on.
August 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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it was part of a trilogy:
July 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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July 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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July 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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July 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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July 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM