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Went to my first Ampers&One concert on Saturday night in Minneapolis! What a blast with the guys!
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1. Alert, and please share widely. A lawyer at the ACLU has asked me to inform my transgender readers that they should NOT be applying for passports right now - the state department has not issued guidance to comply with the court order and they are urgently trying to get them to do so.
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I am getting multiple reports that the Trump admin is NOT complying with the court order requiring passport updates for transgender people.
Some passport agencies are being told not to give trans people passports with their correct gender marker, for now.
Some passport agencies are being told not to give trans people passports with their correct gender marker, for now.
June 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
1. Alert, and please share widely. A lawyer at the ACLU has asked me to inform my transgender readers that they should NOT be applying for passports right now - the state department has not issued guidance to comply with the court order and they are urgently trying to get them to do so.
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My brother moved his Alexa out of his bedroom when he started dating a woman called Alexa - some of the instructions he was giving caused confusion.
March 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My brother moved his Alexa out of his bedroom when he started dating a woman called Alexa - some of the instructions he was giving caused confusion.
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me: dating is hard
me on a date: when batman doesn’t show up at church it’s called a christian bale
me on a date: when batman doesn’t show up at church it’s called a christian bale
March 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
me: dating is hard
me on a date: when batman doesn’t show up at church it’s called a christian bale
me on a date: when batman doesn’t show up at church it’s called a christian bale
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Of all the things I don't know how to do, shutting the fuck up is number one
March 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Of all the things I don't know how to do, shutting the fuck up is number one
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Amid the cobwebs and whispers, a dusty shelf sits collecting the years of memories and imperfect promises of hope. The origami life is preserved, waiting to be unfolded and seen anew. A glorious sunset, amid the cobwebs and whispers.
March 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Amid the cobwebs and whispers, a dusty shelf sits collecting the years of memories and imperfect promises of hope. The origami life is preserved, waiting to be unfolded and seen anew. A glorious sunset, amid the cobwebs and whispers.
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Me: writing a grocery shopping list in cursive
My 6 yr old: Mom, how do you know how to write words from another country?
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My 6 yr old: Mom, how do you know how to write words from another country?
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March 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Me: writing a grocery shopping list in cursive
My 6 yr old: Mom, how do you know how to write words from another country?
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My 6 yr old: Mom, how do you know how to write words from another country?
😂🤦🏻♀️
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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.
March 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.
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Former Cult Leader Reveals How He Escaped Needy Followers
March 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Former Cult Leader Reveals How He Escaped Needy Followers
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That Isn’t As Funny As I Thought When I Was High: A Memoir
March 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
That Isn’t As Funny As I Thought When I Was High: A Memoir
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My kid just doubled his investment money betting against Tesla and I am here for it
March 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My kid just doubled his investment money betting against Tesla and I am here for it
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Sometimes a woman will wear a t-shirt with writing on it and you will be reading
I SUPPORT SCIEN-
Okay, yeah, this is good
Just to be disappointed on the down slope
-TOLOGY
Dammit
I SUPPORT SCIEN-
Okay, yeah, this is good
Just to be disappointed on the down slope
-TOLOGY
Dammit
March 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Sometimes a woman will wear a t-shirt with writing on it and you will be reading
I SUPPORT SCIEN-
Okay, yeah, this is good
Just to be disappointed on the down slope
-TOLOGY
Dammit
I SUPPORT SCIEN-
Okay, yeah, this is good
Just to be disappointed on the down slope
-TOLOGY
Dammit
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What's that old saying?
Feed a cold
Starve your family
Nothing gets done
Mommy is sick
Feed a cold
Starve your family
Nothing gets done
Mommy is sick
March 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
What's that old saying?
Feed a cold
Starve your family
Nothing gets done
Mommy is sick
Feed a cold
Starve your family
Nothing gets done
Mommy is sick
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Okay two more hours of minesweeper and back to work
March 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Okay two more hours of minesweeper and back to work
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Stop your doomscrolling and vote for the International Mollusk of the Year!
The winner will have its complete genome sequenced!
Mollusks are awesome, and super diverse: they include snails, slugs, clams, octopuses, and more! 🐌🐙🐚
Finalists in thread 🧵
Info & VOTE here:
moty.senckenberg.science
The winner will have its complete genome sequenced!
Mollusks are awesome, and super diverse: they include snails, slugs, clams, octopuses, and more! 🐌🐙🐚
Finalists in thread 🧵
Info & VOTE here:
moty.senckenberg.science
Home EN - Mollusc of the Year
moty.senckenberg.science
March 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Stop your doomscrolling and vote for the International Mollusk of the Year!
The winner will have its complete genome sequenced!
Mollusks are awesome, and super diverse: they include snails, slugs, clams, octopuses, and more! 🐌🐙🐚
Finalists in thread 🧵
Info & VOTE here:
moty.senckenberg.science
The winner will have its complete genome sequenced!
Mollusks are awesome, and super diverse: they include snails, slugs, clams, octopuses, and more! 🐌🐙🐚
Finalists in thread 🧵
Info & VOTE here:
moty.senckenberg.science
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Soliciting a minor…
Republican who introduced Trump derangement syndrome bill arrested for soliciting a minor
Minnesota state senator Justin Eichorn allegedly traveled to meet a 17-year-old he thought met online, but was instead a cop posing as minor
www.theguardian.com
March 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Soliciting a minor…
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Florida baptist church deacon, lacrosse coach & realtor, Christopher Hayes, has been arrested on 90 charges that include possessing videos of children being sexually abused & bestiality.
www.tampafp.com/spring-hill-...
www.tampafp.com/spring-hill-...
March 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Florida baptist church deacon, lacrosse coach & realtor, Christopher Hayes, has been arrested on 90 charges that include possessing videos of children being sexually abused & bestiality.
www.tampafp.com/spring-hill-...
www.tampafp.com/spring-hill-...
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There are moments I’d give anything for the quiet mercy of forgetting, just like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
March 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
There are moments I’d give anything for the quiet mercy of forgetting, just like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
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Mississippi baptist pastor, Britt Taylor, has been indicted for sending pictures of his genitalia to a child online.
www.localmemphis.com/article/news...
www.localmemphis.com/article/news...
March 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Mississippi baptist pastor, Britt Taylor, has been indicted for sending pictures of his genitalia to a child online.
www.localmemphis.com/article/news...
www.localmemphis.com/article/news...
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We all have that friend who's like "Wait, I want to try something," and the next thing you know everything is on fire.
March 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
We all have that friend who's like "Wait, I want to try something," and the next thing you know everything is on fire.
Rereading Collision of Empires by Prit Buttar. Such a great series!
March 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Rereading Collision of Empires by Prit Buttar. Such a great series!
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Spent some time on this one so it’s wordier but I think apropos
March 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Spent some time on this one so it’s wordier but I think apropos
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Sorry that my post was only about what it was about and not something that you wanted it to be about. In the future, I will try to make my posts more about the thing you want them to be about and less about the thing I want to post about.
March 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Sorry that my post was only about what it was about and not something that you wanted it to be about. In the future, I will try to make my posts more about the thing you want them to be about and less about the thing I want to post about.