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Androo Downie
@adownie.bsky.social
My most impressive skill is being "Snacktical" and applying tactical snacking.

Former Army, current digital marketer, and all that email you get? Yeah, sorry for that.

Husband, father, dog dad, chicken wrangler, and motorcycle rider.
Sounds like something a Morlock would say…
I'm sorry, what?
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Well, this is kinda fucked up…
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I simply don’t understand these fucking politicians.

We really don’t have a clear path forward without major structural change.
The President of the United States is trying to throw Mark Kelly in prison and Mark Kelly's response is to confirm judges who have committed to putting him in prison
11 Senate Democrats just voted to advance the nomination of a Federal Society judge who used to defend banks and payday lenders:

Durbin
Gallego
Hassan
Hirono
Kaine
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Reed
Rosen
Whitehouse
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Like half the ads on PlutoTV are for a few podcasts from people I’ve never heard of and who seem insufferable.
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Reposted by Androo Downie
My previous lead fell through, so...

Does anyone in Western Washington have an electric piano with weighted keys that they no longer use and would be willing to give away?

I have a ten year old ADHD kid whose heart is set on one for Christmas but it's not in our budget this year.
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
🚨 Handsomest Boys Alert 🚨
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I’m enjoying “Down Cemetery Road” on AppleTV
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I have a product idea.

A countertop Roux-o-matic.

Fill a flour hopper, and an oil tank. Tell it how much roux you want, and how dark. It mixes the flour and oil and cooks to the right color with a 5-10 minute warning so you know it’s almost ready.
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
[Papal beatboxing]
They call me MC Pope ‘cause I bring the straight dope,
Straight from the holy scripture
I’ll paint you a picture,
So you can see,
The glory of G-O-D…
[Papal beatboxing]

There really should be twerking nuns to complete the visual…
Zig-a-zig ah
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Maybe it’s time to start buying shares in the companies whose leaders smile and nod as Trump says shit like this and start demanding to know, as a shareholder, if that is their position toward their non-white or immigrants employees and customers.
Trump goes on another racist rant about Somalis: "Ilhan Omar should be thrown the hell out of our country, and most of those people -- they have destroyed Minnesota. It's a hellhole right now. Those Somalians should be out of here. They have destroyed out country ... go back to your own country."
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This is a great picture
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Glad the pilot got out!
WATCH: F-16C fighter jet crashes near Trona Airport in California. Pilot ejected safely.
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
LOL
The results of trump’s MRI 😉
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Ah, the true sign of a well run campaign…
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
We need more of this.
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Since I’m all stuffed up, I’m switching to a full-face cpap mask…

It’s weird
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Yo, @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social, check out the poster over his right shoulder…
One way to spot Satan is that they keep a human skull in their home.
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Absolutely would
See this 27k-mile 1968 Chevrolet Camaro SS listed now on BaT!

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1968-chevrolet-camaro-ss-169/
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I just watched “Fatman” on Netflix.

What an odd take on Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Reposted by Androo Downie
An addendum to today's post paulkrugman.substack.com/p/trump-pro-...
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I do love the silence of snowfall
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Well, this is certainly in keeping with Hoover’s legacy
This FBI “pulse check” report on the dept under Patel and Bongino is a mixed bag - the fibbies love having no more sensitivity training but many hate going on ICE raids and think leadership is weak - but this anecdote is clearly gold: K$H Patel wearing the traditional FBI Director’s ladies clothes.
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Ugh, I have to do outside stuff before the snow starts again this afternoon.
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Reposted by Androo Downie
The alt text is ::chef's kiss::

bsky.app/profile/that...
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This is a good watch.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM