Androo Downie
@adownie.bsky.social
My most impressive skill is being "Snacktical" and applying tactical snacking.
Former Army, current digital marketer, and all that email you get? Yeah, sorry for that.
Husband, father, dog dad, chicken wrangler, and motorcycle rider.
Former Army, current digital marketer, and all that email you get? Yeah, sorry for that.
Husband, father, dog dad, chicken wrangler, and motorcycle rider.
I liked all of them. So well done.
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I liked all of them. So well done.
Yukon Cornelius is the man!
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Yukon Cornelius is the man!
I just discuss issues I have with the service folks and give everyone 5 stars so they don’t get fired.
It’s all so dumb
It’s all so dumb
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I just discuss issues I have with the service folks and give everyone 5 stars so they don’t get fired.
It’s all so dumb
It’s all so dumb
Dog reunion videos are so freaking awesome
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Dog reunion videos are so freaking awesome
Goodie is just misunderstood
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Goodie is just misunderstood
As summer moves to fall, the foliage turns brown. Apparently, so does this guy 😂
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
As summer moves to fall, the foliage turns brown. Apparently, so does this guy 😂
Eyewitnesses are always unreliable, at best!
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Eyewitnesses are always unreliable, at best!
HE WAS FRAMED!
I’ll bet it was the dog.
I’ll bet it was the dog.
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
HE WAS FRAMED!
I’ll bet it was the dog.
I’ll bet it was the dog.
My client is innocent!! Did you even BOTHER to read him his rights?!
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
My client is innocent!! Did you even BOTHER to read him his rights?!
Yeah, it’s the latter 😂
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Yeah, it’s the latter 😂
I’m starting to think I had this backwards and the quote is actually, “Demented and sad, but social.”
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I’m starting to think I had this backwards and the quote is actually, “Demented and sad, but social.”
Parking lot chickens always make things more interesting
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Parking lot chickens always make things more interesting
One of my favorite Twitter origin-story couples
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
One of my favorite Twitter origin-story couples
That’s not what we heard
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
That’s not what we heard
Or when it sounds chimes at weird times not to do with the actual time.
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Or when it sounds chimes at weird times not to do with the actual time.
Is that… Is that a Lego Gingerbread AT-AT?!
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Is that… Is that a Lego Gingerbread AT-AT?!