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Androo Downie
@adownie.bsky.social
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My most impressive skill is being "Snacktical" and applying tactical snacking.

Former Army, current digital marketer, and all that email you get? Yeah, sorry for that.

Husband, father, dog dad, chicken wrangler, and motorcycle rider.
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🎵 Boats and Hoes! 🎶
The pope, singing into a mic while surrounded by other catholic clergy
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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I AM STILL A TINY PUPPY!
An English bulldog overflows a small dog bed that he used as a pup. Another angle of the overflowing English bulldog. The English bulldog sitting in his tiny dog bed, with his tongue sticking out.
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Morning neck rubs
An English bulldog with his head thrown back, eyes closed, as he gets his neck rubbed.
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Ungh, Thursday…
An English bulldog sleeps on a gray comforter with his face partially smooshed into the bed and a small blep out.
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Soon…
Screen capture of the Folger’s commercial where the brother and sister share a cup of coffee and a secret, forbidden desire…
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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If you see this post your getaway vehicle
Pictures is “killdozer”, the bulldozer with added steel plate armor used in a rampage.
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Update
An English bulldog is fully flopped on bed pillows that he is not supposed to be sleeping on.
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Ungh… Wednesday.

(I should also point out that he is NOT supposed to be on the pillows.)
An English bulldog in close-up as he sleeps on bed pillows, face smashed into the pillow.
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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The “It always has been” meme with two astronauts observing earth, with the rear one pointing a gun at the astronaut in front of him. The front one observes, “This is Marvelous Marvin’s heated throw, now.” The other comments, “It always has been”
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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It would seem the chicken distribution system is going into effect…
A random chicken, not of my flock, is wandering my yard well past nesting time.
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Ungh… Monday.
Close-up of the face of a brindle English bulldog sleeping among gray blankets. His face is scrunched and the tip of his tongue protrudes from his closed mouth in a “blep”.
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Oh great, I wonder what’s in these chemtrails? 🙄
An aircraft flies at altitude, leaving distinct contrails in its wake.
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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They say you are a MONSTER for abandoning the pups.
A fawn boxer dog and a brindle English bulldog sit side-by-side in the fallen leaves of a maple tree, basking in. The unseasonably warm fall sunshine.
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Bros
A fawn boxer dog and a brindle English bulldog sit side-by-side in the fallen leaves of a maple tree, basking in. The unseasonably warm fall sunshine.
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Well, technically I don’t have the stick in the house…
A brindle English bulldog stands on a stoop outside of a sliding glass door. He has a stick, which is definitely not allowed in the house. His feet are outside, but his head and the stick are inside.
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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IT’S HAPPENING!

There will be so much room for driveway activities!
A large excavator removes dirt so a gravel base for a driveway expansion can go in.
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Hah! I always think of the closet alien in “Evolution”
An alien from the movie “Evolution” that looks like some weird bulldog spinoff with sad eyes
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Surveying his domain
A brindle English bulldog sits among fallen maple leaves and looks off into the distance to the camera’s right. The sun lights his face and chest, as his flank is in shadow. He is such a handsome potato.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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He’s so sleepy and squishy 😂
A brindle English bulldog sleeping. His extra skin is very apparent 😂
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Someone had a big day at school.
A close up of a brindle English bulldog sleeping on an OD green “woobie” and a gray comforter. He has the cutest tiny blep.
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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This is my favorite airport signage from my travels throughout the world:

Milwaukee, WI.
Photo shows the area after security in the Milwaukee, WI airport. There is a sign hanging from the ceiling which reads, “Recombobulation Area”
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Ours has 35% off for veterans AND active duty 😂
An ad from the Consume Cannabis Dispensary for Veterans Day discounts. It states that veterans and active duty receive 35% off their entire purchase.
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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These three would have opinions…
A brindle English bulldog sits next to two fawn boxers on a dog bed. They are all looking at the camera and all would like to speak to your supervisor as to the lack of treats.
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Yuck.
Picture is of a yard, with a red shed and a partial split rail fence in the middle distance, trees in various stages of fall foliage, and a light dusting of evil, nasty snow indicating winter is here. It’s quite pretty, and very disgusting.
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM