Androo Downie
@adownie.bsky.social
My most impressive skill is being "Snacktical" and applying tactical snacking.
Former Army, current digital marketer, and all that email you get? Yeah, sorry for that.
Husband, father, dog dad, chicken wrangler, and motorcycle rider.
Former Army, current digital marketer, and all that email you get? Yeah, sorry for that.
Husband, father, dog dad, chicken wrangler, and motorcycle rider.
Oh look, a war on Christmas…
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Oh look, a war on Christmas…
The thing I hate about automotive service surveys for dealers is that everyone knows if you give anything other than perfect scores, the service folks get screwed, even if they weren’t at fault.
Makes the whole thing kinda pointless.
Makes the whole thing kinda pointless.
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The thing I hate about automotive service surveys for dealers is that everyone knows if you give anything other than perfect scores, the service folks get screwed, even if they weren’t at fault.
Makes the whole thing kinda pointless.
Makes the whole thing kinda pointless.
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"it's always been black friday"
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"it's always been black friday"
Oh great, I wonder what’s in these chemtrails? 🙄
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Oh great, I wonder what’s in these chemtrails? 🙄
My wife purchased a clock at the flea market a couple weeks ago.
We haven’t gotten a key for it yet.
It started ticking on its own.
We might be doomed.
We haven’t gotten a key for it yet.
It started ticking on its own.
We might be doomed.
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My wife purchased a clock at the flea market a couple weeks ago.
We haven’t gotten a key for it yet.
It started ticking on its own.
We might be doomed.
We haven’t gotten a key for it yet.
It started ticking on its own.
We might be doomed.
This thing is clean. It’s gonna pull in a few bucks.
1991 Ford Bronco Eddie Bauer Silver Anniversary Edition at No Reserve
No Reserve: 1991 Ford Bronco Eddie Bauer Silver Anniversary Edition
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: 1991 Ford Bronco Eddie Bauer Silver Anniversary Edition at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #220,813.
bringatrailer.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
This thing is clean. It’s gonna pull in a few bucks.
… It was about then that the edibles kicked in.
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
… It was about then that the edibles kicked in.
Wait… There’s a “Tony Robbins Network”?
He’s still alive?
He’s still alive?
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Wait… There’s a “Tony Robbins Network”?
He’s still alive?
He’s still alive?
I’m watching “House of Dynamite” and sitting here knowing how badly things would go if a missile was inbound to the United States.
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’m watching “House of Dynamite” and sitting here knowing how badly things would go if a missile was inbound to the United States.
Well, technically I don’t have the stick in the house…
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Well, technically I don’t have the stick in the house…
OMG...
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
OMG...
“Rancho Cucamonga” is fun to say.
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“Rancho Cucamonga” is fun to say.
So, my daughter called and asked to come get some eggs.
Apparently, she perfectly soft boiled a half dozen, peeled them, and had them marinating for ramen when her cat, Calypso, decided eggs would be delicious and bit all six of them 😂
Apparently, she perfectly soft boiled a half dozen, peeled them, and had them marinating for ramen when her cat, Calypso, decided eggs would be delicious and bit all six of them 😂
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
So, my daughter called and asked to come get some eggs.
Apparently, she perfectly soft boiled a half dozen, peeled them, and had them marinating for ramen when her cat, Calypso, decided eggs would be delicious and bit all six of them 😂
Apparently, she perfectly soft boiled a half dozen, peeled them, and had them marinating for ramen when her cat, Calypso, decided eggs would be delicious and bit all six of them 😂
It’s pretty cool watching heavy equipment operators. They are like surgeons with the equipment.
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It’s pretty cool watching heavy equipment operators. They are like surgeons with the equipment.
Today I was able to locate a box that I put “somewhere safe”
Please clap
Please clap
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Today I was able to locate a box that I put “somewhere safe”
Please clap
Please clap
I feel like this should be Fitz @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I feel like this should be Fitz @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social
IT’S HAPPENING!
There will be so much room for driveway activities!
There will be so much room for driveway activities!
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
IT’S HAPPENING!
There will be so much room for driveway activities!
There will be so much room for driveway activities!
This is a dangerous time for me.
My edibles have kicked in and there is a truck accessory site on my iPad’s browser…
My edibles have kicked in and there is a truck accessory site on my iPad’s browser…
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
This is a dangerous time for me.
My edibles have kicked in and there is a truck accessory site on my iPad’s browser…
My edibles have kicked in and there is a truck accessory site on my iPad’s browser…
Didn’t they recently bust and Israeli official in Vegas for going after underage kids and then let him go home?
New reporting reveals that Jeffrey Epstein played a role in brokering security agreements for Israel, and enjoyed close relationships with powerful Israeli officials.
Epstein & Israel: Drop Site News Investigates Jeffrey Epstein’s Ties to Israeli Intelligence
A new series by Drop Site News looks at Jeffrey Epstein’s ties to Israeli intelligence and how he secretly brokered numerous deals for Israeli intelligence. Drop Site revealed that Epstein had played ...
www.democracynow.org
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Didn’t they recently bust and Israeli official in Vegas for going after underage kids and then let him go home?
Man, I miss Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s talent.
He was such a good actor.
He was such a good actor.
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Man, I miss Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s talent.
He was such a good actor.
He was such a good actor.
I’m reminded of the Basic Training scene in “Full Metal Jacket”
“You look like the kind of person that would fuck someone in the ass without even having the goddamn common courtesy to give them a reach-around!”
“You look like the kind of person that would fuck someone in the ass without even having the goddamn common courtesy to give them a reach-around!”
The current crop of elected Democrats are the kinds of people who will fuck you in the ass and then complain that they've got shit on their dicks.
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I’m reminded of the Basic Training scene in “Full Metal Jacket”
“You look like the kind of person that would fuck someone in the ass without even having the goddamn common courtesy to give them a reach-around!”
“You look like the kind of person that would fuck someone in the ass without even having the goddamn common courtesy to give them a reach-around!”
Reposted by Androo Downie
So, maybe the whole "Chemtrails" thing is just because some idiot misspelled "Contrails"...
November 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
So, maybe the whole "Chemtrails" thing is just because some idiot misspelled "Contrails"...