Enjoy your listeria, America.
February 13, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Enjoy your listeria, America.
February 12, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Thanks, @houserepublicans.bsky.social. Protection from toxic chemicals is so overrated. Better to help megacorps pad their profits than to protect Everyman.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Republican House bill guts laws protecting US consumers from toxic chemicals
Bill limits type of science used to determine health risks and gives industry major role in chemical review process
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Thanks, @houserepublicans.bsky.social. Protection from toxic chemicals is so overrated. Better to help megacorps pad their profits than to protect Everyman.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Our new end stage economy
February 10, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Our new end stage economy
Good thing that 'staffer' who had access to the fucking president of the United States' shitty twitler account didn't post an announcement that the US was going to war with Iran.
Also, pretty obvs that 'staffer' was the orange shitgibbon himself.
Also, pretty obvs that 'staffer' was the orange shitgibbon himself.
February 6, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Good thing that 'staffer' who had access to the fucking president of the United States' shitty twitler account didn't post an announcement that the US was going to war with Iran.
Also, pretty obvs that 'staffer' was the orange shitgibbon himself.
Also, pretty obvs that 'staffer' was the orange shitgibbon himself.
Wait until Mike Johnson hasn't seen that Obamas post.
February 6, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Wait until Mike Johnson hasn't seen that Obamas post.
To be fair, bezos did give us advance notice.
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
To be fair, bezos did give us advance notice.
Hey, @wyden.senate.gov
How does redacting this email sender comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act?
Is the sender supposed to be a 'victim' here... because "the littlest girl was a little naughty" to him?
This isn't transparency. This isn't legal compliance. This isn't going away.
How does redacting this email sender comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act?
Is the sender supposed to be a 'victim' here... because "the littlest girl was a little naughty" to him?
This isn't transparency. This isn't legal compliance. This isn't going away.
February 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Hey, @wyden.senate.gov
How does redacting this email sender comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act?
Is the sender supposed to be a 'victim' here... because "the littlest girl was a little naughty" to him?
This isn't transparency. This isn't legal compliance. This isn't going away.
How does redacting this email sender comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act?
Is the sender supposed to be a 'victim' here... because "the littlest girl was a little naughty" to him?
This isn't transparency. This isn't legal compliance. This isn't going away.
...to obfuscate Marketing's 25% cut in serving size.
February 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
...to obfuscate Marketing's 25% cut in serving size.
LO T&C gonna lose $3 in popcorn revenue over this.
February 3, 2026 at 10:31 PM
LO T&C gonna lose $3 in popcorn revenue over this.
DHS personnel currently receiving Input obfuscation and device defeat training.
February 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
DHS personnel currently receiving Input obfuscation and device defeat training.
Dude, we're not so much bothered about the partying. It's the raping children at the parties that has us a bit miffed. But you know that.
February 3, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Dude, we're not so much bothered about the partying. It's the raping children at the parties that has us a bit miffed. But you know that.
Among responents at Jasper, Texas klan midnight cross burning party
February 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Among responents at Jasper, Texas klan midnight cross burning party
When the orange shitgibbon endorses you
February 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
When the orange shitgibbon endorses you
Hey, Congress. This fucker was lying under oath... right to your faces. That's a crime (or two).
January 31, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Hey, Congress. This fucker was lying under oath... right to your faces. That's a crime (or two).
Has Kardashian passed the bar yet?
DM me? We used to get hundreds of highly qualified applicants for a single job posting. Good prosecutors are increasingly hesitant to work for this DOJ.
January 31, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Has Kardashian passed the bar yet?
This thread of Melania reviews is approximately 10 million rotten tomatoes deep. A must read!
🧵🧵🧵 I'll be collecting reviews of the "Melania" movie in this thread. 🧵🧵🧵
Variety:
"A Cheeseball Infomercial of Staggering Inertia"
Variety:
"A Cheeseball Infomercial of Staggering Inertia"
‘Melania’ Review: Brett Ratner’s First Lady Documentary Is a Cheeseball Infomercial of Staggering Inertia
There's no drama to Brett Ratner's cheeseball First Lady documentary, which should have been called "Day of the Living Tradwife."
variety.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:52 AM
This thread of Melania reviews is approximately 10 million rotten tomatoes deep. A must read!
Aunts and uncles dragooned into attending spoiled child's piano recital.
The celebrities all came out for the big premiere.
January 30, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Aunts and uncles dragooned into attending spoiled child's piano recital.
Came for the comments. Did not disappoint.
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Came for the comments. Did not disappoint.
1) didn't happen.
2) Trump v United States, 603 U.S. 593 (2024)
2) Trump v United States, 603 U.S. 593 (2024)
January 29, 2026 at 10:13 PM
1) didn't happen.
2) Trump v United States, 603 U.S. 593 (2024)
2) Trump v United States, 603 U.S. 593 (2024)
When you're the Border Czar showing up in Minneapolis, using the term "in theater" you'd better be talking about going to see a movie.
January 29, 2026 at 6:41 PM
When you're the Border Czar showing up in Minneapolis, using the term "in theater" you'd better be talking about going to see a movie.