Bee™️
@haillemmy.bsky.social
Feral but functional.
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Bee™️
@haillemmy.bsky.social
· Apr 24
They're running unlicensed (consensual) nun fights in the basement, breeding an army of homosexual gender fluid demons in a run down Papa John's, sleeping all day & drinking all night, giving each other elaborate tattoos made up of nothing but erotic Disney art.
Madness.
Madness.
Airport beers hit different.
Departing for parts unknown.
Where could she be going??
Departing for parts unknown.
Where could she be going??
February 13, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Airport beers hit different.
Departing for parts unknown.
Where could she be going??
Departing for parts unknown.
Where could she be going??
Amateur hour.
Call me when you’ve cut top-shelf blow with gas-station boner pills, snorted lines thick as earthworms off the hood of a Buick Regal and then detonated said automobile with home-brew high explosives because you were bored.
…Allegedly.
Call me when you’ve cut top-shelf blow with gas-station boner pills, snorted lines thick as earthworms off the hood of a Buick Regal and then detonated said automobile with home-brew high explosives because you were bored.
…Allegedly.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Amateur hour.
Call me when you’ve cut top-shelf blow with gas-station boner pills, snorted lines thick as earthworms off the hood of a Buick Regal and then detonated said automobile with home-brew high explosives because you were bored.
…Allegedly.
Call me when you’ve cut top-shelf blow with gas-station boner pills, snorted lines thick as earthworms off the hood of a Buick Regal and then detonated said automobile with home-brew high explosives because you were bored.
…Allegedly.
February 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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No new photos, where are you mentally?
February 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
No new photos, where are you mentally?
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Tear gas is particulates not oil
February 4, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Tear gas is particulates not oil
This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 11:14 PM
This is who runs this account.
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Novel idea:
You can remain unvaccinated, but you’re going to stay where you are in Bullshit, Idaho or wherever you live. Zero freedom of movement.
You don’t get to have nice things if you’re a plague rat. Polite society is for those who follow rules and norms.
You can remain unvaccinated, but you’re going to stay where you are in Bullshit, Idaho or wherever you live. Zero freedom of movement.
You don’t get to have nice things if you’re a plague rat. Polite society is for those who follow rules and norms.
February 1, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Novel idea:
You can remain unvaccinated, but you’re going to stay where you are in Bullshit, Idaho or wherever you live. Zero freedom of movement.
You don’t get to have nice things if you’re a plague rat. Polite society is for those who follow rules and norms.
You can remain unvaccinated, but you’re going to stay where you are in Bullshit, Idaho or wherever you live. Zero freedom of movement.
You don’t get to have nice things if you’re a plague rat. Polite society is for those who follow rules and norms.
This dipshit is the richest man in the world.
As if I needed more evidence to prove that we live in worst timeline and that humanity is a scourge that needs to be exterminated.
As if I needed more evidence to prove that we live in worst timeline and that humanity is a scourge that needs to be exterminated.
February 1, 2026 at 4:20 PM
This dipshit is the richest man in the world.
As if I needed more evidence to prove that we live in worst timeline and that humanity is a scourge that needs to be exterminated.
As if I needed more evidence to prove that we live in worst timeline and that humanity is a scourge that needs to be exterminated.
Rest in Piss shitbag.
“The whole dissident idea attracts a lot of crazies,” Duesberg said in a 2009 interview with Newsweek. “And then all of a sudden, without realizing it, you’ve become one of them”..and in his case, a descent that led to 300K avoidable HIV deaths of people he never knew and who likely never knew him
Peter H. Duesberg, 89, Renowned Biologist Turned H.I.V. Denialist, Dies
www.nytimes.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Rest in Piss shitbag.
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40 years ago today, we lost seven heroes aboard Challenger. As an astronaut who commanded the space shuttle after this tragedy, I think about them often. Their courage pushed the boundaries of exploration. Today, we remember their sacrifice and the legacy they left behind.
January 28, 2026 at 5:51 PM
40 years ago today, we lost seven heroes aboard Challenger. As an astronaut who commanded the space shuttle after this tragedy, I think about them often. Their courage pushed the boundaries of exploration. Today, we remember their sacrifice and the legacy they left behind.
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Enjoying this trend of Massachusetts small businesses just casually throwing "Fuck ICE" in random social media captions
January 27, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Enjoying this trend of Massachusetts small businesses just casually throwing "Fuck ICE" in random social media captions
Look, I have no love for Trump at all but if he somehow manages to shank Miller?
<chef's kiss>
<chef's kiss>
ABC: Noem said Pretti committed an act of domestic terrorism. Stephen Miller labeled him a domestic terrorist. Does the president agree?
LEAVITT: I have not heard the president characterize Mr Pretti in that way
LEAVITT: I have not heard the president characterize Mr Pretti in that way
January 26, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Look, I have no love for Trump at all but if he somehow manages to shank Miller?
<chef's kiss>
<chef's kiss>
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to steal a line from WH40k. (paraphrased).
Cruel men are always cowards.
Cruel men are always cowards.
January 26, 2026 at 7:18 PM
to steal a line from WH40k. (paraphrased).
Cruel men are always cowards.
Cruel men are always cowards.
Remember kids, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people."
From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.
January 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Remember kids, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people."
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LOL.
One or more of these chucklefucks are going to get their shit pushed in and I am going to laugh.
One or more of these chucklefucks are going to get their shit pushed in and I am going to laugh.
BREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.
Immigration officers assert sweeping power to enter homes without a judge's warrant, memo says
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement memo obtained by The Associated Press reveals that the agency allows immigration officers to forcibly enter homes to make arrests without a judicial warrant.
bit.ly
January 21, 2026 at 11:15 PM
LOL.
One or more of these chucklefucks are going to get their shit pushed in and I am going to laugh.
One or more of these chucklefucks are going to get their shit pushed in and I am going to laugh.
I’m struggling to find a reason to investigate a new career when I’m pretty sure the US economy is going to collapse.
What’s the fucking point.
What’s the fucking point.
January 21, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I’m struggling to find a reason to investigate a new career when I’m pretty sure the US economy is going to collapse.
What’s the fucking point.
What’s the fucking point.
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🧵 I hope I’m wrong but I’m thinking we’re weeks or days away from martial law.
He’s already explicitly threatening it for MSP with zero violence. He always tells us what he will do. Believe him. He isn’t gaining any strength by waiting.
1/
He’s already explicitly threatening it for MSP with zero violence. He always tells us what he will do. Believe him. He isn’t gaining any strength by waiting.
1/
January 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
🧵 I hope I’m wrong but I’m thinking we’re weeks or days away from martial law.
He’s already explicitly threatening it for MSP with zero violence. He always tells us what he will do. Believe him. He isn’t gaining any strength by waiting.
1/
He’s already explicitly threatening it for MSP with zero violence. He always tells us what he will do. Believe him. He isn’t gaining any strength by waiting.
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For those of you claiming we should exercise the 2nd amendment, you assume that we have it. Marginalized people cannot open carry in this country without getting shot by law enforcement
If you're advocating for us to exercise it, it just shows your privilege
If you're advocating for us to exercise it, it just shows your privilege
January 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
For those of you claiming we should exercise the 2nd amendment, you assume that we have it. Marginalized people cannot open carry in this country without getting shot by law enforcement
If you're advocating for us to exercise it, it just shows your privilege
If you're advocating for us to exercise it, it just shows your privilege
QOTD: What car do you want most, but know would be an absolutely miserable experience to own?
January 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
QOTD: What car do you want most, but know would be an absolutely miserable experience to own?
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I try to avoid adding to The Discourse, JFC did Renee Goods murder fuck me up.
I’m a queer parent.
I drive my kid past the ICE facility in PDX every day. My car is filled with stuffies.
That could have fucking been -me-.
Not in an abstract way that “it could be any of us”.
Closer than that.
I’m a queer parent.
I drive my kid past the ICE facility in PDX every day. My car is filled with stuffies.
That could have fucking been -me-.
Not in an abstract way that “it could be any of us”.
Closer than that.
January 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I try to avoid adding to The Discourse, JFC did Renee Goods murder fuck me up.
I’m a queer parent.
I drive my kid past the ICE facility in PDX every day. My car is filled with stuffies.
That could have fucking been -me-.
Not in an abstract way that “it could be any of us”.
Closer than that.
I’m a queer parent.
I drive my kid past the ICE facility in PDX every day. My car is filled with stuffies.
That could have fucking been -me-.
Not in an abstract way that “it could be any of us”.
Closer than that.
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Honestly, the Venezuela thing being a distraction from Epstein and affordability crisis seems to be working pretty well.
January 6, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Honestly, the Venezuela thing being a distraction from Epstein and affordability crisis seems to be working pretty well.
I know gay men who don’t gargle balls like this.
"Marco Rubio, we salute you!"
A real thing that was said by the CBS Evening News anchor tonight.
A real thing that was said by the CBS Evening News anchor tonight.
January 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I know gay men who don’t gargle balls like this.