Bee™️
@haillemmy.bsky.social
Yup. A tale as old as time.
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Yup. A tale as old as time.
God, the B&O stuff is so ridiculously cool. Even now.
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
God, the B&O stuff is so ridiculously cool. Even now.
I’ve been dead inside for years.
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I’ve been dead inside for years.
Translation:
I took all the tariff money and laundered it through crypto transactions.
I took all the tariff money and laundered it through crypto transactions.
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Translation:
I took all the tariff money and laundered it through crypto transactions.
I took all the tariff money and laundered it through crypto transactions.
I am fully in my mid-40s and I do not like it one bit.
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I am fully in my mid-40s and I do not like it one bit.
As someone born under Carter, I also feel attacked.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
As someone born under Carter, I also feel attacked.
I would pay all the money for a cyberpunk Redwall.
All the money.
All the money.
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I would pay all the money for a cyberpunk Redwall.
All the money.
All the money.
I think his inclusive hiring practices might balance that out.
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I think his inclusive hiring practices might balance that out.
There's a gravy joke in here somewhere.
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
There's a gravy joke in here somewhere.
I hate that I laughed. I hate it so much.
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I hate that I laughed. I hate it so much.
I love that the sizing is consistent year after year.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I love that the sizing is consistent year after year.
I had a few clients who, I can say with total confidence, will spend money on this kind of dumb shit.
Mainly because I already got them to spend money on other dumb shit. Successfully. Repeatedly.
There’s a very specific high-net-worth demo whose primary kink is being politely fleeced.
😂😂
Mainly because I already got them to spend money on other dumb shit. Successfully. Repeatedly.
There’s a very specific high-net-worth demo whose primary kink is being politely fleeced.
😂😂
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I had a few clients who, I can say with total confidence, will spend money on this kind of dumb shit.
Mainly because I already got them to spend money on other dumb shit. Successfully. Repeatedly.
There’s a very specific high-net-worth demo whose primary kink is being politely fleeced.
😂😂
Mainly because I already got them to spend money on other dumb shit. Successfully. Repeatedly.
There’s a very specific high-net-worth demo whose primary kink is being politely fleeced.
😂😂
I'll take my ancient Ergo 5s that fit like a glove please.
I'll have $1700 left over too.
I'll have $1700 left over too.
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'll take my ancient Ergo 5s that fit like a glove please.
I'll have $1700 left over too.
I'll have $1700 left over too.
"Why didn't you make me cum?!?"
It's all so fucking stupid and pointless and they're all assholes.
It's all so fucking stupid and pointless and they're all assholes.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"Why didn't you make me cum?!?"
It's all so fucking stupid and pointless and they're all assholes.
It's all so fucking stupid and pointless and they're all assholes.
Same.
It comes and goes though - definitely not consistent.
It comes and goes though - definitely not consistent.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Same.
It comes and goes though - definitely not consistent.
It comes and goes though - definitely not consistent.
I don't know how she'll retaliate but I'm here for it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I don't know how she'll retaliate but I'm here for it.
Oh, there will be crime.
Much crime!
Much crime!
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Oh, there will be crime.
Much crime!
Much crime!
No.
You two are going to share an office.
You two are going to share an office.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
No.
You two are going to share an office.
You two are going to share an office.
Pshhh.
Where do you think the capital of my glorious regime will be?
Hub of the Universe™️ for realzies.
Where do you think the capital of my glorious regime will be?
Hub of the Universe™️ for realzies.
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Pshhh.
Where do you think the capital of my glorious regime will be?
Hub of the Universe™️ for realzies.
Where do you think the capital of my glorious regime will be?
Hub of the Universe™️ for realzies.