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Bee™️
@haillemmy.bsky.social
Feral but functional.

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https://b-e-jacobssen.medium.com/
Yup. A tale as old as time.
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
God, the B&O stuff is so ridiculously cool. Even now.
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I’ve been dead inside for years.
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Translation:

I took all the tariff money and laundered it through crypto transactions.
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I am fully in my mid-40s and I do not like it one bit.
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Ma’am. 😭😂
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
As someone born under Carter, I also feel attacked.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I would pay all the money for a cyberpunk Redwall.

All the money.
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I think his inclusive hiring practices might balance that out.
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
There's a gravy joke in here somewhere.
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I hate that I laughed. I hate it so much.
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I love that the sizing is consistent year after year.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Are we great again??
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I had a few clients who, I can say with total confidence, will spend money on this kind of dumb shit.

Mainly because I already got them to spend money on other dumb shit. Successfully. Repeatedly.

There’s a very specific high-net-worth demo whose primary kink is being politely fleeced.

😂😂
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Seconded.
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I'll take my ancient Ergo 5s that fit like a glove please.

I'll have $1700 left over too.
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"Why didn't you make me cum?!?"

It's all so fucking stupid and pointless and they're all assholes.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Absolutely.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Same.

It comes and goes though - definitely not consistent.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I don't know how she'll retaliate but I'm here for it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Oh, there will be crime.

Much crime!
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
No.

You two are going to share an office.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Pshhh.

Where do you think the capital of my glorious regime will be?

Hub of the Universe™️ for realzies.
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM