Comfort Cripes
@antigrinch.bsky.social
Ugly Dog, est 2019
Couch Musher
Queer
Neurodivergent
Seattle area
Chronically online
A genuine Debbie Downer
Professional wearer of the Wrong in the Chat Hat.
Couch Musher
Queer
Neurodivergent
Seattle area
Chronically online
A genuine Debbie Downer
Professional wearer of the Wrong in the Chat Hat.
My neighbor has 27 layers of clothing on. She's so bundled up, all I can see is a sliver of skin and eyes. In those eyes, while the cold wind blows, is a despair long-settled into her bones.
She owns a husky, you see, and he's rolling in /every pile of snow along the street/.
She owns a husky, you see, and he's rolling in /every pile of snow along the street/.
January 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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Look what’s happening in the front yard!
January 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Look what’s happening in the front yard!
Wild ass idea - is Trump going to try and annex Venezuela? Thay cant be it, right?
January 3, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Wild ass idea - is Trump going to try and annex Venezuela? Thay cant be it, right?
Well my mental health has been garbage for the last year, my marriage is basically shot, my job sucks and now my (chosen) brother and his husband just dumped me bc I've been distant.
Heartbreak.
Heartbreak.
January 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Well my mental health has been garbage for the last year, my marriage is basically shot, my job sucks and now my (chosen) brother and his husband just dumped me bc I've been distant.
Heartbreak.
Heartbreak.
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It would be so cool if Fairbanks would get like just a little bit warmer, thanks so much.
December 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It would be so cool if Fairbanks would get like just a little bit warmer, thanks so much.
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Already made mine!
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Already made mine!
@eve6.bsky.social
Hi from Seattle. I have rustled up at least 3 people who want to see you perform here. Please do.
Hi from Seattle. I have rustled up at least 3 people who want to see you perform here. Please do.
January 1, 2026 at 1:33 AM
@eve6.bsky.social
Hi from Seattle. I have rustled up at least 3 people who want to see you perform here. Please do.
Hi from Seattle. I have rustled up at least 3 people who want to see you perform here. Please do.
A fun mystery
Um? I live in the country (sort of against my will - I’m a Dallas girl) but where the hell did a russet potato come from?! All the way in the corner of the primary property?! It’s not a person. But what animal carried it then dropped it.
December 31, 2025 at 4:26 AM
A fun mystery
Already made mine!
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Already made mine!
It’s Dipper’s 8th birthday and I tried singing for her but she decided singing herself happy birthday would be the way to go. Happy birthday Squirt!
December 28, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Even if it's an area that voted red, those people are people. Dont let this shit take your compassion and humanity away.
EVERYONE deserves their favorite soup, etc.
EVERYONE deserves their favorite soup, etc.
“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Hurricane Helene. Not one has been approved.
December 28, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Even if it's an area that voted red, those people are people. Dont let this shit take your compassion and humanity away.
EVERYONE deserves their favorite soup, etc.
EVERYONE deserves their favorite soup, etc.
@keetfeet.bsky.social I forget, do you make these?
Psst. Jewelry-making pals. I've got some market intel you might be able to use.
This is a cane strap. It's a common functional attachment that allows a cane user to drop their cane without it falling to the ground, which is useful for temporary use of that hand, or if they don't have a great grip.
This is a cane strap. It's a common functional attachment that allows a cane user to drop their cane without it falling to the ground, which is useful for temporary use of that hand, or if they don't have a great grip.
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
@keetfeet.bsky.social I forget, do you make these?
Long shot but is anyone available specifically January 2nd-4th to drive a uhaul to help me move my kennel from Maine to Wisconsin? The person I thought I had lined up had to back out due to an unexpected loss this past week which is totally understandable.
December 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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We're running a sale on the website. Get 75% off the used books with promo code used at checkout. Pictured are some of the used historical fiction novels we have in stock.
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December 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We're running a sale on the website. Get 75% off the used books with promo code used at checkout. Pictured are some of the used historical fiction novels we have in stock.
carpelibrumbaltimore.com/collections/...
carpelibrumbaltimore.com/collections/...
Hey @neolithicsheep.bsky.social I have a friend who is newly out as trans. I've decided (Idk) to push Max and @eve6.bsky.social on them.
So what song do you recommend?
So what song do you recommend?
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Hey @neolithicsheep.bsky.social I have a friend who is newly out as trans. I've decided (Idk) to push Max and @eve6.bsky.social on them.
So what song do you recommend?
So what song do you recommend?
We doing lemon pigs this year?
December 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
We doing lemon pigs this year?
I like this part of Christmas, where the obligations are mostly done and everyone is winding down. Folks are showing off dogs in outfits, gifts, meals. Talking about "can you believe Todd said that?"
This part is nice.
This part is nice.
December 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I like this part of Christmas, where the obligations are mostly done and everyone is winding down. Folks are showing off dogs in outfits, gifts, meals. Talking about "can you believe Todd said that?"
This part is nice.
This part is nice.
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And the sale is on! 20% off everything from now to the new year.
I want to clear out the whole shop in preparation for 2026.
oishiny.etsy.com
12 pendants in stock. 6 days left in the year. Get them now!
#Handmade #Sale #DisabledArtist
I want to clear out the whole shop in preparation for 2026.
oishiny.etsy.com
12 pendants in stock. 6 days left in the year. Get them now!
#Handmade #Sale #DisabledArtist
December 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
And the sale is on! 20% off everything from now to the new year.
I want to clear out the whole shop in preparation for 2026.
oishiny.etsy.com
12 pendants in stock. 6 days left in the year. Get them now!
#Handmade #Sale #DisabledArtist
I want to clear out the whole shop in preparation for 2026.
oishiny.etsy.com
12 pendants in stock. 6 days left in the year. Get them now!
#Handmade #Sale #DisabledArtist
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Exciting things in the works.
December 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Exciting things in the works.
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SIGH if youve had a hysto and dont mind invasive questions pls lmk, im still trying to decide if this is a good idea =_=
aight im pretty open abt having endometriosis and the more research i do the more i realize i am fucking stuck with this stupid organ for all eternity
December 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
SIGH if youve had a hysto and dont mind invasive questions pls lmk, im still trying to decide if this is a good idea =_=
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bsky.app/profile/acho... is her account.
bsky.app
December 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
bsky.app/profile/acho... is her account.
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Stay hydrated, they said. Drink more water, they said.
It helps my headaches but it also means I get up twice to pee at night. AT WHAT COST
It helps my headaches but it also means I get up twice to pee at night. AT WHAT COST
December 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Stay hydrated, they said. Drink more water, they said.
It helps my headaches but it also means I get up twice to pee at night. AT WHAT COST
It helps my headaches but it also means I get up twice to pee at night. AT WHAT COST
Covid vax precursor. As always.
This is why you can avoid the feeling like death by taking 50mg diphenhydramine (Benadryl) 15 minutes before vaccination or 20mg cetirizine or loratidine 2-3 hours before vaccination! Antihistamines are the first rescue medication for a mast cell diva fit.
December 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Covid vax precursor. As always.
I found this a year or two ago. Its silly. It makes me laugh. Maybe you need that too.
youtu.be/S9de1jNqpog?...
youtu.be/S9de1jNqpog?...
A Froggy Christmas (1996, Full Album) Guy Maeda / Robert Irving
YouTube video by TEEJ
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December 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I found this a year or two ago. Its silly. It makes me laugh. Maybe you need that too.
youtu.be/S9de1jNqpog?...
youtu.be/S9de1jNqpog?...
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Gather round, #UglyDogs, for a solstice tale from Lumi, Pollox, and Mac. (Thank you for the beautiful story, friends.)
After a year like this, Lumi knew she would need as much support as possible for the Winter Solstice Howl.
So she asked Pollox' for help.
So she asked Pollox' for help.
December 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Gather round, #UglyDogs, for a solstice tale from Lumi, Pollox, and Mac. (Thank you for the beautiful story, friends.)