Amanda
@acdom.bsky.social
Librarian. Rumored badass. Drinking a lot of water and hoping for the best. she/her.
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Live your life in such a way that, when you die, people directly quoting you does’t sound like a personal attack on your character.
September 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Live your life in such a way that, when you die, people directly quoting you does’t sound like a personal attack on your character.
Today my very introverted spouse had one of his motorcycle track day friends over and they did motorcycle things in the garage and this is what it must feel like when your kid starts having play dates.
August 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Today my very introverted spouse had one of his motorcycle track day friends over and they did motorcycle things in the garage and this is what it must feel like when your kid starts having play dates.
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Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment?
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
April 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment?
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
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financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
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The straight cis white dude billionaire whose products keep exploding wants you to know that the real problem in this world is DEI.
March 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The straight cis white dude billionaire whose products keep exploding wants you to know that the real problem in this world is DEI.
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.
March 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.
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You can't erase trans history. You can only mark yourself in history forever as someone who tried to erase a vulnerable and peaceful community with your hateful actions.
February 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
You can't erase trans history. You can only mark yourself in history forever as someone who tried to erase a vulnerable and peaceful community with your hateful actions.
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Do you remember that time Pence tried to see Hamilton and the cast called him out.
Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal.
Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home.
That.
Do that.
Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal.
Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home.
That.
Do that.
February 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Do you remember that time Pence tried to see Hamilton and the cast called him out.
Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal.
Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home.
That.
Do that.
Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal.
Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home.
That.
Do that.
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This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.
January 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.
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ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
January 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
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"Children, I want this to be an important lesson to you. If you do bad things, like break the law—even a lot—you are going to have to pay the consequences: nothing. Well, other than getting your job back. Because those are the rules in America, a land that cherishes justice."
January 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Children, I want this to be an important lesson to you. If you do bad things, like break the law—even a lot—you are going to have to pay the consequences: nothing. Well, other than getting your job back. Because those are the rules in America, a land that cherishes justice."
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the only rules of vacation are try to see something cool and eat something good every day but also if youre tired thats okay
August 27, 2024 at 4:42 PM
the only rules of vacation are try to see something cool and eat something good every day but also if youre tired thats okay
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in all the (appropriate) memorializing of Shelley Duvall as a performer in the work of male auteur directors, spare a thought for her own auteur work: Faerie Tale Theatre was one of the few actually good media products aimed at children in the 1980s, but because it didn't sell toys it's forgotten
July 11, 2024 at 3:33 PM
in all the (appropriate) memorializing of Shelley Duvall as a performer in the work of male auteur directors, spare a thought for her own auteur work: Faerie Tale Theatre was one of the few actually good media products aimed at children in the 1980s, but because it didn't sell toys it's forgotten
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i need a beach house just so i can fly this
May 23, 2024 at 2:28 AM
i need a beach house just so i can fly this
Not to brag, but my husband surprised me with this shirt one day recently when I came home from work.
Seeking boyfriend who will get me things like this for Valentine’s Day
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April 11, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Not to brag, but my husband surprised me with this shirt one day recently when I came home from work.
@rob-sheridan.com My spouse and I are big fans! Have you considered doing a print with all the VHS stickers on it?
March 11, 2024 at 7:28 PM
@rob-sheridan.com My spouse and I are big fans! Have you considered doing a print with all the VHS stickers on it?
Indeed he did. And I did laugh. And mock. And judge.
If you want to know how plugged in to the zeitgeist I am, I just turned to my partner and asked, 100% serious, "wait, do they call her Alicia Keys because she plays the piano?"
February 15, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Indeed he did. And I did laugh. And mock. And judge.
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Rhea Seehorn NEVER won an Emmy for playing Kim Wexler. Unacceptable.
January 16, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Rhea Seehorn NEVER won an Emmy for playing Kim Wexler. Unacceptable.
Happy New Year! If you didn’t make black eyed peas and greens, well good luck with 2024 because you really screwed yourself out of luck on day one.
January 2, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Happy New Year! If you didn’t make black eyed peas and greens, well good luck with 2024 because you really screwed yourself out of luck on day one.
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You can call yourself middle aged when you realize that Mary Oliver was right about everything
December 30, 2023 at 1:53 PM
You can call yourself middle aged when you realize that Mary Oliver was right about everything