Agent Broflake
@abroflake.bsky.social
Kind of over the world being run by idiot boy-kings with near godlike power
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U.S. legislators: "Soldiers and sailors, if you are ordered to kill someone and you believe the order is unlawful, don't do it. Remember your oath to The Constitution.
U.S. President: "Kill the legislators."
Am I missing something? Anything at all?
I still have characters left, if so.
U.S. President: "Kill the legislators."
Am I missing something? Anything at all?
I still have characters left, if so.
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
U.S. legislators: "Soldiers and sailors, if you are ordered to kill someone and you believe the order is unlawful, don't do it. Remember your oath to The Constitution.
U.S. President: "Kill the legislators."
Am I missing something? Anything at all?
I still have characters left, if so.
U.S. President: "Kill the legislators."
Am I missing something? Anything at all?
I still have characters left, if so.
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Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
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There was a massive concerted propaganda campaign from the people who control the platforms with the largest audiences in the country to rewrite history and attribute to Trump everything people missed about the pre-Covid world and economy
The baffling part is how many people were giving him the benefit of the doubt in January and now don't approve. They got new information and changed their mind. But he was already president before! How did you not already know he sucks??
Presidential approval polling average approaching Hungry Ms. Pac Man Territory.
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
There was a massive concerted propaganda campaign from the people who control the platforms with the largest audiences in the country to rewrite history and attribute to Trump everything people missed about the pre-Covid world and economy
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Oh, this is also why the color ultramarine is called that. The word means “beyond the sea”, and describes from whence painters in Italy would acquire the lapis lazuli to grind into that all-important pigment. It had to be imported from across the sea. The oft-quoted factoid that lapis lazuli was
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Oh, this is also why the color ultramarine is called that. The word means “beyond the sea”, and describes from whence painters in Italy would acquire the lapis lazuli to grind into that all-important pigment. It had to be imported from across the sea. The oft-quoted factoid that lapis lazuli was
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Its a stupid meme by stupid people who dont notice when the bombs stop because they don’t actually care about stopping the bombing theyre just mad at mommy and daddy
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Its a stupid meme by stupid people who dont notice when the bombs stop because they don’t actually care about stopping the bombing theyre just mad at mommy and daddy
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bsky in a nutshell
OP: of the two choices in political parties we have, the one that commits less violence than the other is preferable, even if it's still not great.
geniuses in replies: um W O W u just said bombing is GOOD??? literally shaking rn, can't believe u said that VERBATIM 😤😤😤
OP: of the two choices in political parties we have, the one that commits less violence than the other is preferable, even if it's still not great.
geniuses in replies: um W O W u just said bombing is GOOD??? literally shaking rn, can't believe u said that VERBATIM 😤😤😤
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
bsky in a nutshell
OP: of the two choices in political parties we have, the one that commits less violence than the other is preferable, even if it's still not great.
geniuses in replies: um W O W u just said bombing is GOOD??? literally shaking rn, can't believe u said that VERBATIM 😤😤😤
OP: of the two choices in political parties we have, the one that commits less violence than the other is preferable, even if it's still not great.
geniuses in replies: um W O W u just said bombing is GOOD??? literally shaking rn, can't believe u said that VERBATIM 😤😤😤
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This is an argument only made by people who've never been to DC, have only been to DC on tourist trips, or are cynically appealing to people who don't know DC is substantially larger than just the monumental core, which DC statehood plans always carve out to remain a federal district.
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
This is an argument only made by people who've never been to DC, have only been to DC on tourist trips, or are cynically appealing to people who don't know DC is substantially larger than just the monumental core, which DC statehood plans always carve out to remain a federal district.
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
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Knell - Chapter 2: Shambler cover art is up at VermillionWorks.
vermillionworks.com/knell
Chapter 2, Page 3 is up at Patreon.
patreon.com/c/vermillion...
A dark fantasy webcomic about a necromancer adopting a troubled child.
#knellcomic #webcomics #darkfantasy #webtoon #ocsky #foundfamily
vermillionworks.com/knell
Chapter 2, Page 3 is up at Patreon.
patreon.com/c/vermillion...
A dark fantasy webcomic about a necromancer adopting a troubled child.
#knellcomic #webcomics #darkfantasy #webtoon #ocsky #foundfamily
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Knell - Chapter 2: Shambler cover art is up at VermillionWorks.
vermillionworks.com/knell
Chapter 2, Page 3 is up at Patreon.
patreon.com/c/vermillion...
A dark fantasy webcomic about a necromancer adopting a troubled child.
#knellcomic #webcomics #darkfantasy #webtoon #ocsky #foundfamily
vermillionworks.com/knell
Chapter 2, Page 3 is up at Patreon.
patreon.com/c/vermillion...
A dark fantasy webcomic about a necromancer adopting a troubled child.
#knellcomic #webcomics #darkfantasy #webtoon #ocsky #foundfamily
It's cool that Darth Swaddled is both a description and a name
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It's cool that Darth Swaddled is both a description and a name
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whoever selected the photos for this article deserves an award for photo selection, this is peak photo selection, unsurpassable perfection, all other photo selector people can just get their coats and go home because this selection will never be bettered
Graham Linehan clashes with Father Ted star Ardal O’Hanlon over trans views
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/18/graham-linehan-ardal-ohanlon-anti-trans-views/?utm_content=1763480405&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/18/graham-linehan-ardal-ohanlon-anti-trans-views/?utm_content=1763480405&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Graham Linehan clashes with Father Ted star Ardal O'Hanlon over trans views
Anti-trans activist Graham Linehan has claimed Father Ted actor Ardal O'Hanlon 'disagrees' with his views on trans rights.
www.thepinknews.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
whoever selected the photos for this article deserves an award for photo selection, this is peak photo selection, unsurpassable perfection, all other photo selector people can just get their coats and go home because this selection will never be bettered
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When Butthead makes jokes about Beavis’ mom, Beavis is very quick to notice an emotional harm because his worldview, although warped, is based within standing norms of society. He has been led into a place of darkness by Butthead, a purely malevolent creature not unlike the Judge in Blood Meridian
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
When Butthead makes jokes about Beavis’ mom, Beavis is very quick to notice an emotional harm because his worldview, although warped, is based within standing norms of society. He has been led into a place of darkness by Butthead, a purely malevolent creature not unlike the Judge in Blood Meridian
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AOC: Should this AI bubble pop, we should not be entertaining a bailout of these corporations while healthcare is being denied to Americans and SNAP is being denied to Americans —
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
AOC: Should this AI bubble pop, we should not be entertaining a bailout of these corporations while healthcare is being denied to Americans and SNAP is being denied to Americans —
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
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Deeply ashamed just because you were soliciting a convicted child predator for advice on cheating on your wife my pressuring a younger colleague into sleeping with you while sneering at her and her work?
Gosh Ross Douthat better write another piece decrying woke culture
Gosh Ross Douthat better write another piece decrying woke culture
Sex pest : i am retiring from public life
public : good fuck off
sex pest : except for these various paid and unpaid public positions
public : did we stutter
public : good fuck off
sex pest : except for these various paid and unpaid public positions
public : did we stutter
Larry Summers steps back from public commitments, ‘deeply ashamed’ by Epstein revelations
Emails revealed that Summers sought advice from Epstein on romantically pursuing a woman he referred to as his mentee.
www.politico.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Deeply ashamed just because you were soliciting a convicted child predator for advice on cheating on your wife my pressuring a younger colleague into sleeping with you while sneering at her and her work?
Gosh Ross Douthat better write another piece decrying woke culture
Gosh Ross Douthat better write another piece decrying woke culture
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Today is just one long demonstration of the One Special Boy virus that has consumed our polity. Immediate presidency-ending stuff for anyone else from at least Truman to Biden. We're not even pretending to care about the law or the Constitution or any of the norms or duct tape anymore.
Trump in response to an Epstein question: "ABC, your company, your crappy company is one of the perpetrators. I think the license should be taken away from ABC because your news is so fake and so wrong. And we have a great commissioner, a chairman, who should take a look at that."
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Today is just one long demonstration of the One Special Boy virus that has consumed our polity. Immediate presidency-ending stuff for anyone else from at least Truman to Biden. We're not even pretending to care about the law or the Constitution or any of the norms or duct tape anymore.
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Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵
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'I'm Ryan Lizza, I left Politico after I accidentally ended up in a throuple with the sociopathic 71-year old nepobaby who now leads a government crusade to put the lead back in paint. My fiance fell for him in the back of a van he exclusively uses to pick up exotic roadkill. Welcome to my blog.'
April 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
'I'm Ryan Lizza, I left Politico after I accidentally ended up in a throuple with the sociopathic 71-year old nepobaby who now leads a government crusade to put the lead back in paint. My fiance fell for him in the back of a van he exclusively uses to pick up exotic roadkill. Welcome to my blog.'
This largely sums up why the criticism makes me want to scream and is probably more harmful than the proponents eagerly suggesting we use Tesla full self driving to go down a windy mountain road at night in a storm
i quit my job working on these things because i concluded i could not ethically continue, but the problem is that the space of criticism is dominated by people who believe that they are evil, useless, and cannot be improved, which ironically excludes almost every way in which they are harmful.
November 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This largely sums up why the criticism makes me want to scream and is probably more harmful than the proponents eagerly suggesting we use Tesla full self driving to go down a windy mountain road at night in a storm
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(it took me a moment to work this out but also notice that the name they use for her is degraded and racializing. Summers should be gone from any institution that even pretends to respectability)
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
(it took me a moment to work this out but also notice that the name they use for her is degraded and racializing. Summers should be gone from any institution that even pretends to respectability)
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
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I'll never be a baddie.
I tried. My face is an egg 🥚 I fart rainbows 🌈 and sunshine comes out of my 🍑🌞 thigh-high boots on short legs make me look like a pirate corgi 👺 or a rotisserie chicken in bondage 🍗
I will begrudgingly accept being a cutie patootie 😒😮💨🧚♂️
At least I can draw baddies?
I tried. My face is an egg 🥚 I fart rainbows 🌈 and sunshine comes out of my 🍑🌞 thigh-high boots on short legs make me look like a pirate corgi 👺 or a rotisserie chicken in bondage 🍗
I will begrudgingly accept being a cutie patootie 😒😮💨🧚♂️
At least I can draw baddies?
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I'll never be a baddie.
I tried. My face is an egg 🥚 I fart rainbows 🌈 and sunshine comes out of my 🍑🌞 thigh-high boots on short legs make me look like a pirate corgi 👺 or a rotisserie chicken in bondage 🍗
I will begrudgingly accept being a cutie patootie 😒😮💨🧚♂️
At least I can draw baddies?
I tried. My face is an egg 🥚 I fart rainbows 🌈 and sunshine comes out of my 🍑🌞 thigh-high boots on short legs make me look like a pirate corgi 👺 or a rotisserie chicken in bondage 🍗
I will begrudgingly accept being a cutie patootie 😒😮💨🧚♂️
At least I can draw baddies?
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
All the Presidents Men remake much spicier than I imagined
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
All the Presidents Men remake much spicier than I imagined
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A picture I've been working on of my character Dasha that I hope you guys love as much as I do 😭
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 AM
A picture I've been working on of my character Dasha that I hope you guys love as much as I do 😭