coffee shop au bisexual
@abigailpent.bsky.social
sophia. world chess champion. she/her.
Reposted by coffee shop au bisexual
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
I finished reading The Raven Scholar last night and immediately went back to chapter one to read the opening section again (with new context this time) and I think I might just… keep going? And read the whole thing again??? I need everyone else to read this book immediately and get on my level.
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I finished reading The Raven Scholar last night and immediately went back to chapter one to read the opening section again (with new context this time) and I think I might just… keep going? And read the whole thing again??? I need everyone else to read this book immediately and get on my level.
Reposted by coffee shop au bisexual
Hey, quick question about this photo from Epstein's island: What the fuck
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hey, quick question about this photo from Epstein's island: What the fuck
Celebrities who have come into the store where I work recently:
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Celebrities who have come into the store where I work recently:
One of my coworkers keeps putting on Justin Bieber’s Christmas album and I don’t know who it is and I just want to have a conversation.
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
One of my coworkers keeps putting on Justin Bieber’s Christmas album and I don’t know who it is and I just want to have a conversation.
Reposted by coffee shop au bisexual
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
Animated Locked Tomb tv show here we come!!
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Animated Locked Tomb tv show here we come!!
I have a pretty solid repertoire of lullabies at this point, but sometimes when the baby is taking a really long time to settle down I’ll dig really deep into the recesses of my mind and mix it up. Tonight I broke out Brotherhood of Man from H2$ and it weirdly worked.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I have a pretty solid repertoire of lullabies at this point, but sometimes when the baby is taking a really long time to settle down I’ll dig really deep into the recesses of my mind and mix it up. Tonight I broke out Brotherhood of Man from H2$ and it weirdly worked.
I am once again very sick and the only thing getting me through is the knowledge that at least I’m not pregnant.
On the bright side, my hormone induced baby fever has been (at least temporarily) cured by thinking about how much more miserable this would all be if I were pregnant.
Please send prayers - we are on day six of sleep training, baby is teething, and the dreaded daycare crud has come for all of us.
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I am once again very sick and the only thing getting me through is the knowledge that at least I’m not pregnant.
The only good thing about being sick is that I get to eat as much applesauce and as many graham crackers as I want.
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The only good thing about being sick is that I get to eat as much applesauce and as many graham crackers as I want.
I love the PNW man, what do you mean these are the views from the outlet mall parking lot
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I love the PNW man, what do you mean these are the views from the outlet mall parking lot
Reposted by coffee shop au bisexual
Baby in the background like a bass guitarist
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Baby in the background like a bass guitarist
I feel really seen by this Instagram ad.
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I feel really seen by this Instagram ad.
My husband just suggested we go to Costco the Saturday before thanksgiving and I’m kind of concerned for his mental health now.
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My husband just suggested we go to Costco the Saturday before thanksgiving and I’m kind of concerned for his mental health now.
Reposted by coffee shop au bisexual
Reposted by coffee shop au bisexual
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Reposted by coffee shop au bisexual
We really don’t have to do “he was neurodiverse and a minor” for literally, literally, the actual Hitler
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
We really don’t have to do “he was neurodiverse and a minor” for literally, literally, the actual Hitler
Timeline cleanse.
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Timeline cleanse.
Reposted by coffee shop au bisexual
it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
Reposted by coffee shop au bisexual
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Reposted by coffee shop au bisexual
Once more, for old times’ sake
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Once more, for old times’ sake
Reposted by coffee shop au bisexual
we don't yet know what will happen in tomorrow's elections. some will win. others will lose. but freya decided the hollow under a basket's handle is in fact a cat leg holder, and that makes her the real winner in my book
November 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
we don't yet know what will happen in tomorrow's elections. some will win. others will lose. but freya decided the hollow under a basket's handle is in fact a cat leg holder, and that makes her the real winner in my book
Reposted by coffee shop au bisexual
New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
Reposted by coffee shop au bisexual
this is basically what being a parent is like
November 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
this is basically what being a parent is like
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii
November 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii