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What'll I do when I'm retired? I'm not even finished being tired for the first time
January 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
What'll I do when I'm retired? I'm not even finished being tired for the first time
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i’m not sure what all the right wing consqiracy nuts will do with their free time now that they control every branch of government but i bet it will be something normal
January 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
i’m not sure what all the right wing consqiracy nuts will do with their free time now that they control every branch of government but i bet it will be something normal
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ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
January 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
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You can either complain about the neighborhood kid learning how to play saxophone or teach her how to play careless whisper; maybe be a problem solver
January 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
You can either complain about the neighborhood kid learning how to play saxophone or teach her how to play careless whisper; maybe be a problem solver
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hey boss sorry i’m late it’s just that humanity was a mistake
January 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
hey boss sorry i’m late it’s just that humanity was a mistake
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my love language is you being so nice to me
January 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
my love language is you being so nice to me
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me: *gets something in my eye*
brain: put your finger in there too
brain: put your finger in there too
January 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
me: *gets something in my eye*
brain: put your finger in there too
brain: put your finger in there too
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Me: There's no lamb
Chef: Then grill the chicken
Me *shining light on chicken's face* tell us where the lamb is, you son of a bitch
Chef: Then grill the chicken
Me *shining light on chicken's face* tell us where the lamb is, you son of a bitch
November 8, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Me: There's no lamb
Chef: Then grill the chicken
Me *shining light on chicken's face* tell us where the lamb is, you son of a bitch
Chef: Then grill the chicken
Me *shining light on chicken's face* tell us where the lamb is, you son of a bitch
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guess who has three hands and just got fired from the morgue
October 19, 2024 at 3:15 PM
guess who has three hands and just got fired from the morgue
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[handing mixtape to doctor]
please, my beats, they're very sick
please, my beats, they're very sick
November 24, 2024 at 4:24 PM
[handing mixtape to doctor]
please, my beats, they're very sick
please, my beats, they're very sick
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*showing my hairstylist a pic* i need you to kill this person for me
November 21, 2024 at 3:55 PM
*showing my hairstylist a pic* i need you to kill this person for me
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Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.
November 20, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.
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Welcome to America
May 23, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Welcome to America
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[living on a rock that is moving through an infinite space at sixty seven thousand miles an hour] what should we have for dinner
December 15, 2024 at 7:33 PM
[living on a rock that is moving through an infinite space at sixty seven thousand miles an hour] what should we have for dinner
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TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime
January 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime
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Feeling Tired and Alone? You Might Be Suffering From Being Alive
January 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Feeling Tired and Alone? You Might Be Suffering From Being Alive
How do I get my timeline on this app to show me things that are relevant to me? Because the answer isn’t search for things I like, follow people I like, nor is it say “show less” on posts I don’t like.
January 19, 2025 at 10:15 AM
How do I get my timeline on this app to show me things that are relevant to me? Because the answer isn’t search for things I like, follow people I like, nor is it say “show less” on posts I don’t like.
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ok but how am i supposed to fall asleep without watching one or two hundred 20 second videos
January 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
ok but how am i supposed to fall asleep without watching one or two hundred 20 second videos