Lyric the Lover
@9thchord.bsky.social
Look at my skeets, y’all
~Know Fun~
They/he
~Know Fun~
They/he
Filling out your gender on a job application:
July 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
July 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I’m in your kitchen making eggs while your girl’s asleep in the next room. I rented a room in your apartment for the weekend. You have a lovely home and I appreciate the hospitality
July 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m in your kitchen making eggs while your girl’s asleep in the next room. I rented a room in your apartment for the weekend. You have a lovely home and I appreciate the hospitality
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Marie Ennui
Mother
France, Aude, Parish and Civil Registration, 1537-1882
Mother
France, Aude, Parish and Civil Registration, 1537-1882
July 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Marie Ennui
Mother
France, Aude, Parish and Civil Registration, 1537-1882
Mother
France, Aude, Parish and Civil Registration, 1537-1882
They finally made the milk from that hotel
July 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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16 years ago, I found myself in the back garden of a couple I'd just met, as they showed me their pillow fighting arena. The lesson they taught me about games - especially competitive ones - has stayed with me ever since, but I forgot to mention it in interviews when asked if competition is bad. So:
July 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
16 years ago, I found myself in the back garden of a couple I'd just met, as they showed me their pillow fighting arena. The lesson they taught me about games - especially competitive ones - has stayed with me ever since, but I forgot to mention it in interviews when asked if competition is bad. So:
So a mockingbird gets celebrated for its ability to rattle off a bunch of other birds’ calls, but when I get up and demonstrate all the mammal sounds I can make I get booted off stage…
June 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
So a mockingbird gets celebrated for its ability to rattle off a bunch of other birds’ calls, but when I get up and demonstrate all the mammal sounds I can make I get booted off stage…
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Just tried to put on a hat but missed (was standing too far to the left)
June 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Just tried to put on a hat but missed (was standing too far to the left)
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I'm not sure that walkie-talkies were the right medium for this, but anyway, I'm so hot right now and desperate for your touch, over.
June 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I'm not sure that walkie-talkies were the right medium for this, but anyway, I'm so hot right now and desperate for your touch, over.
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I personally don’t really care buuuut I will say the person who said “force the news to show them throwing tear gas into crowds full of American flags” makes a solid point
June 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I personally don’t really care buuuut I will say the person who said “force the news to show them throwing tear gas into crowds full of American flags” makes a solid point
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If I had a Bulbasaur I wouldn't make it fight over little weird monsters we would just watch movies and eat pizza together
June 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If I had a Bulbasaur I wouldn't make it fight over little weird monsters we would just watch movies and eat pizza together
May 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
there is no better feeling than not being at work
May 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
May 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A big turning point in my life was running into a retired coworker at a farmers market and she said “you don’t have to follow anyone else’s script for you life”
I cannot stress this enough: do the weird thing.
The hobby, the course, the group, the volunteering, the reading, the relationship, the home. If people take the piss, so much the better – chances are it will make you happier than their bland minds can conceive. Be brave.
The hobby, the course, the group, the volunteering, the reading, the relationship, the home. If people take the piss, so much the better – chances are it will make you happier than their bland minds can conceive. Be brave.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
A big turning point in my life was running into a retired coworker at a farmers market and she said “you don’t have to follow anyone else’s script for you life”
I cannot stress this enough: do the weird thing.
The hobby, the course, the group, the volunteering, the reading, the relationship, the home. If people take the piss, so much the better – chances are it will make you happier than their bland minds can conceive. Be brave.
The hobby, the course, the group, the volunteering, the reading, the relationship, the home. If people take the piss, so much the better – chances are it will make you happier than their bland minds can conceive. Be brave.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Again, @ft.com reporters or whoever else needs to hear this:
"Hallucinations" are not the result of "flaws," they are literally inherent in & inextricable from what LLM systems do & are.
Whether an "AI" tells you something that matches reality or something that doesn't, *it is working as designed*
"Hallucinations" are not the result of "flaws," they are literally inherent in & inextricable from what LLM systems do & are.
Whether an "AI" tells you something that matches reality or something that doesn't, *it is working as designed*
May 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
my work here is dumb
May 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
May 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Spotify do, spot if I don’t
May 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Spotify do, spot if I don’t
May 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
You know what would really take this party to the next level? A&W Zero
May 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
![the "stop doing math" meme except it says "STOP DRIVING CARS". the meme reads:
* PEOPLE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ISOLATED IN CAGES
* YEARS OF CONSTRUCTION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for building ONE MORE LANE
* Wanted to travel large distances anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "TRAINS"
* "Yes please give me NO GREENERY. Please give me INFINITE PAVEMENT" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Civil Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the concrete and asphalt we built for them
(This is REAL Civil Infrastructure, done by REAL Civil Engineers):
? [Image of the infamously hideous Breezewood truck stop]
?? [Image of a gigantic mega parking lot with thousands of cars]
??? [Image of the infamous I-405 gridlock photo with tens of thousands of cars not moving]
"Hello I would like [Image of a graph of global surface temperatures] climate please"
They have played us for absolute fools](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywbm3iywnhzep3ckt6efhoh7/bafkreihghfkhhhasmr6sn5mj7uxs53v46wu2cns5saeln64grjp3ltfvpm@jpeg)
May 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM