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The 808 kick drum makes the girlies get dumb.
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Romance reader, breakfast lover, ag nerd, proud Washingtonian, unabashedly pro choice and pro democracy. For media inquiries contact my dog.
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Jimmy Fallon sucks a lot for a lot of reasons but I'd like to point out it's been eleven years since the last Roots album.
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Me, a RAM owner, pointing and laughing:
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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The English Patient
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The consolidation of meat (in particular beef and poultry) packers and the structure of contracts between the major packers and farmers is an interesting study in the art of the swindle. At every turn the farmer is left holding the bag.
Tyson Foods over the last few months:

• Approved 43 MILLION shares in stock buybacks
• Spent $196 million buying back its own stock to juice up the price
• Announced closure of Lexington plant: 3,200 workers in a town of 11,000 people

Then what happened?
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Sometimes I stop and think what a huge explosion in growth our economy would experience by removing the profit motive from higher education and healthcare.

There are certain aspects in life that profit has no place. Education, health, prisons, housing are the prime examples.
The way student loans are meant to limit your options in general is truly unhinged. I have fully paid off the amount I took out twice and still owe more than I took out.
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This man gives zero shits about farmers. We saw this when our wheat contracts to oversea markets were effectively killed during his first term.

He doesn't even buy his own groceries let alone give two shits who produces the food that gets to the stores.

And farmers still voted for him.
Trump on aid for farmers: “You know we had it going in the first administration and then Biden came in and ruined everything. They had no idea what they were— they did, I think they wanted— they hated the farmer. I love the farmer.”
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
HBO is back, baby!
People keep asking if the gay hockey show is good or bad but it is simply too horny for either of those words to apply
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I honestly think the reason GenAI has been so successful at getting orgs to pump money into a furnace is because it’s executive porn. It’s a mirror. People love mirrors.

It accepts any idea, loves to be told it is wrong, and spits out infinite bullshit summaries about things people don’t understand
“It’s a system that just takes a bunch of real original human thoughts and repeats them but in a stupidly imperceptible summary for lazy idiots who don’t want to do any work to understand”

LLM AI’s and most CEO’s, defined
December 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
First thing people need to understand about The West Wing is that it's a pie in the sky fever dream that occurred when its writer, Aaron Sorkin, was experiencing a nose full of Columbia's finest.
I am convinced the West Wing convinced way too many people that “our government would never” when this entire time our government has been.
Had a debate with a friend on whether the West Wing is copaganda and I really think it is a very good ganda.
If nothing else, hopefully this era will show a lot of people why copaganda is so dangerous and why due process and defense attorneys are so important so long as the carceral state and eviction industrial complex exist.
December 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Had this convo with my 17 YO niece, she knows social media is trash and AI is terrible, but it's the currency of their generation. She mentioned she wishes it didn't exist, so yeah reverence for untethered tech is not surprising to me at all.
Cannot imagine what would be so attractive about technology made in an era before everything was so aggressively abusive and predatory and pre-broken to people who have never known anything else
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Every time Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets a PHD.
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Thanks @fatedmates.net your Collections Department yielded some good recs for Christmas book gifts for my nieces.

They wanted Romantasy and I went with Abigail Owen (Inferno Rising), Kati Wilde (The Midsummer Bride) and of course Hunger Like No Other and A Heart of Blood and Ashes.
December 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If anyone please has recs for Christian romance that isn't white supremacy, Nazi redemption or Amish coded can you please drop me a response?

1/
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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It costs the average taxpayer $34 a year to fund SNAP.

It costs nearly $200 a day to detain an immigrant in an ICE camp.

Your tax dollars are paying to detain people without due process instead of providing healthcare, food & housing.

Let that radicalize you.
December 8, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I often am pulled into conversations when I'm sitting at a bar. And let me tell you dudes talking about their spouse with thinly veiled hatred and open dislike to a complete fucking stranger has happened regularly.
Do men often date women they don’t like?
December 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Federal government says the state has the right to regulate your uterus, your family planning, your bodily autonomy. But when it comes to regulation of AI, that's where states rights ends.

Seriously fuck this administration.
BREAKING: Trump says he will sign an executive order this week that will limit states’ ability to regulate AI.
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Companies made the choice they would rather take the loss via shrinkage than actually pay to adequately staff registers with humans.

They're profiting off your labor, I'm not losing sleep over some folks pocketing a couple cans of beans. The Walton's are doing just fine.
December 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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To be very clear: Kennedy's team is messing with a vaccine which has led to a 99 percent drop in the incidence of hepatitis B, which kills, early and painfully, 25 percent of the children who get it.
RFK’s Anti-Vax Team Readies Its Next Moves
“Their game is, let’s really destabilize trust in the vaccine, and make people really anxious about it.”
lnk.thebulwark.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I live in an area with a mid football team and fans with their chests puffed out happy to tell you “We’re bowl eligible!”

Uh cool, you won just enough to meet the minimum requirement. You’re still sitting 6-6 on the season and will play The Milkbone Bowl in Omaha, NE. Yay!?
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Theme for last nights cribbage tourney was “Your best Chex” (make and bring your best Chex mix or puppy chow). Let me tell you I’ve eaten more Chex in the week then I have in the last three decades.
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
That and I think this generation has a pretty keen understanding of the harms of social media. It’s not surprising that tech that doesn’t connect to an internet that is increasingly harmful and eshittified is being prized.
because it used to look cool and buttons are fun to click???
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
December 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I don’t know how I feel about an Americanized version of Doc Martin.
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Saw a comment where someone described newsom as someone who secretes his own hair gel and I can't stop thinking how accurate that is
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This worries the shit out of me. My hood has trains, close to a mile long, coming through our neighborhood. We’re going to rely on technology (most likely AI) to ensure these trains don’t derail and dump what they’re carrying where we live and our kids play. Fuck that.
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM