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On a lighter note, we thought South Park got Kristi Noem exactly right. (August 7, 2025)
December 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Old habits die hard. Favreau recounted one of his Twitter fights with Elon. (March 3, 2025)
December 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Independent federal agencies have lost their independence now that Trump can fire whomever he likes.
December 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Luckily, in 2025, South Park proved they’ve still got it. (July 24, 2025)
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Holly for Mayor!!!
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Amazon getting a speeding ticket instead of major litigation this year might have had something to do with the guy who was sitting behind Trump at his inauguration.
December 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Trump’s DOJ made the naughty list this year.

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December 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
An icy Slovenian wind just blew through the Hysteria studio.
December 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The Democratic Party needs to define and live its values if it wants to bring people back into the tent.
December 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
REPORTER: “Will you be seeking any authorization from Congress on any land attacks on cartels in Venezuela?”

TRUMP: “I wouldn’t mind telling them, but it’s not a big— I don’t have to tell them. That's been proven. But I wouldn’t mind at all. I just hope they wouldn’t leak it.”
December 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Trump on the newly named “Trump-Kennedy Center”: “Well, I was honored by it. The board is a very distinguished board/ The most distinguished people in the country. And I was surprised by it.”
December 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Trump on if Congress should extend ACA subsidies: “The insurance companies own the Democrat Party. They own it. And the Democrats are having a hard time, they give a lot of money to the Democrats. Very little money to Republicans, by the way.”
December 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
REPORTER: Are you going to let Obamacare subsidies expire or are you going to intervene?

TRUMP: “[Insurance premiums] will skyrocket because it was never any good.”
December 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“I want to emphasize that the order I am about to sign is not the legalization, or it doesn’t legalize marijuana in any way shape or form. And in no way sanctions its use as a recreational drug.” —Trump
December 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
President Donald Trump announces an executive order reclassifying marijuana for medical use.
December 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The expectation to IMMEDIATELY publicly comment on social media when someone close to you has passed is a little gross!
December 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“And I’ll soon announce our next chairman of the Federal Reserve. Someone who believes in lower interest rates—by a lot.” —Trump
December 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Trump announces a new $1,776 “warrior dividend” will be given to military service members: “And the checks are already on the way. Nobody understood that one until about 30 minutes ago.”
December 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
“One year ago, our country was dead. Absolutely dead. Our country was ready to fail. Totally fail. Now, we’re the hottest country anywhere in the world.” —President Donald Trump
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It’s Gay Guy Music Video Night again!
December 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
REPORTER: “Have you lost control of the House?”

SPEAKER MIKE JOHNSON: “I have not lost control of the House.”
December 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Holly Madison talks about the catalog of non-consensual photographs taken at the Playboy Mansion.
December 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
M*rry Chr*stmas
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM