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The 808 kick drum makes the girlies get dumb.
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Romance reader, breakfast lover, ag nerd, proud Washingtonian, unabashedly pro choice and pro democracy. For media inquiries contact my dog.
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I don't care if Trump gave an adulting consenting man a blowjob no matter who the man is--though if he did this endless list of anti-LGBTQIA+ thing his administration did is once again a new circle of monstrous hell--I care that he sexually abused children.
November 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
During the first Trump administration Pete was a young refreshing voice in the party. I was genuinely excited to support his path forward. But establishment Dem brain rot seems to have taken hold.
This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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WAIT... the administration told us traiffs did NOT raise prices. Right? Then why do they have to lower them????
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Trump Administration Lifts Some Food Tariffs in Effort to Ease Prices www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/b...
Trump Administration Lifts Some Food Tariffs in Effort to Ease Prices
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My other most “woke“ opinion: there is no, zero (0), daylight between Ghislaine Maxwell and the Megyn Kelly’s of this world. None.
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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i'm going to say something even more salty: we have a lot of writers who aren't doing this because they can't. And they can't because they aren't readers themselves. They view writing as just another form of content creation that they will convert into views and then into dollars.
I feel like we're in a weird place where a lot of writers aren't exploring the dynamics as much as they're checking off a list of marketing points, and that isn't fun at all!
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
James Van Der Beek Auctioning Off Dawson’s Creek Items Amid Cancer Journey
James Van Der Beek has put several Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues items up for auction as he continues to battle stage 3 colon cancer.
www.eonline.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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You been hit by a smooth hymnal
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The phrase "even/not even in the case of rape/incest" in regards to the abortion rights discussion already cedes too much ground. The only acceptable position on abortion is:

On demand, no questions/judgements or hoops to jump through, affordable and accessible to anyone who wants one.

Period.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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They will try to censor porn. They will use those rules to then censor anything and everything else 1 inch at a time. You need to support porn and you need to do it vocally. The Internet (and all other media types) you save will be your own.
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
There is one thing that is constant in the last 40 years and that is conservatives persistence and effectiveness at chipping away at rights. They excel at death by a thousand tiny cuts.
They will try to censor porn. They will use those rules to then censor anything and everything else 1 inch at a time. You need to support porn and you need to do it vocally. The Internet (and all other media types) you save will be your own.
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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I’ve never heard anything but this from white centrist democrats. Especially the last 20 plus years. Never anything but this.
It's so interesting that in the name of practicality we are urged to avoid any practical action; in the name of redemption we are urged to exonerate people who have shown no interest in redemption; in the name of civility we are urged to overlook the cruelty of those who scorn all civility
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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crazy

IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Gotta be honest, it absolutely sucks watching the same people who call me a groomer just for being trans say that Epstein did nothing wrong because his victims were teenagers.

PEOPLE WOULD RATHER THEIR KIDS BE RAPED THAN BE TRANS.

And it is INFURIATING.
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Nothing that we already didn't know well before know but Megyn Kelly is a flaming piece of shit that should be forcefully yeeted into the nearest piece of dangerous industrial machinery.
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Absolutely fitting coda to the whole Epstein horror show is that the brave testimony of dozens of women could not be credited and we need the emails of men to deem it credible.
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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not a single senator
UPDATE — With Rep. Pramila Jayapal (Chair Emerita of the Congressional Progressive Caucus), there are now at least 12 congressional Democrats, 15 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 8 Democratic candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Women once again quietly doing the work (of preparing to leave the country).
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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All the ink spilled on the crisis of young men and meanwhile young women are like 'yeah, I'd love to ditch this popsicle stand' and it's crickets.
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Rough day to be any sort of survivor of sexual violence. Solidarity to all of you, please be kind to yourselves
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If your town is anything like mine there are a plethora of small mom and pop coffee stands that treat their employees well, give back to and keep our money in our community and don't taste burnt. Go support them instead!
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Now is the best time, tomorrow is the second best time to call your democratic rep and demand Schumer step down.
UPDATE — With Rep. Pramila Jayapal (Chair Emerita of the Congressional Progressive Caucus), there are now at least 12 congressional Democrats, 15 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 8 Democratic candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I’ve been listening to a podcast that highlights certain prominent figures from the 1940’s to around 2000 and each story is interconnected. The elite class has always been insular and interconnected above all else they look after their own knowing that power that protects power is untouchable.
Whats so unnerving, among many other aspects of the whole sordid Epstein miasma, is how incestuous the world of these elites are. Everyone knows everyone. The personal, social, and professional spheres all overlap.
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I’m one “had sex with underage women” headline away from this
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM