Old Man Uzi
@daviduzumeri.bsky.social
the living manifestation of destiny (he/him)
Discord: daviduzumeri
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/uzumerid/
Discord: daviduzumeri
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/uzumerid/
Games I beat in 2025 1/?:
No Case Should Remain Unsolved
Wolfenstein: The New Order
Wolfenstein: The Old Blood
Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus
Doom
The Roottrees Are Dead
Doom Eternal (still on DLC)
Citizen Sleeper
Citizen Sleeper 2: Starward Vector
The Legend of Heroes: Trails through Daybreak II
No Case Should Remain Unsolved
Wolfenstein: The New Order
Wolfenstein: The Old Blood
Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus
Doom
The Roottrees Are Dead
Doom Eternal (still on DLC)
Citizen Sleeper
Citizen Sleeper 2: Starward Vector
The Legend of Heroes: Trails through Daybreak II
January 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Games I beat in 2025 1/?:
No Case Should Remain Unsolved
Wolfenstein: The New Order
Wolfenstein: The Old Blood
Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus
Doom
The Roottrees Are Dead
Doom Eternal (still on DLC)
Citizen Sleeper
Citizen Sleeper 2: Starward Vector
The Legend of Heroes: Trails through Daybreak II
No Case Should Remain Unsolved
Wolfenstein: The New Order
Wolfenstein: The Old Blood
Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus
Doom
The Roottrees Are Dead
Doom Eternal (still on DLC)
Citizen Sleeper
Citizen Sleeper 2: Starward Vector
The Legend of Heroes: Trails through Daybreak II
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found the new CBS mission statement.
January 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
found the new CBS mission statement.
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Mfw Splinter is on the Epstein flight logs
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Mfw Splinter is on the Epstein flight logs
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(This is kind of a joke, but also 100 Line is a generational work that got completely overlooked in most GOTY discussion, so sure. I’ll post it ten times.)
January 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
(This is kind of a joke, but also 100 Line is a generational work that got completely overlooked in most GOTY discussion, so sure. I’ll post it ten times.)
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My Top 10 games for 2025:
10. The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy Endings 100-91
9. LDA Endings 90-81
8. LDA Endings 80-71
7. LDA Endings 70-61
6. LDA Endings 60-51
5. LDA Endings 50-41
4. LDA Endings 40-31
3. LDA Endings 30-21
2. LDA Endings 20-11
1. LDA Endings 10-1
10. The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy Endings 100-91
9. LDA Endings 90-81
8. LDA Endings 80-71
7. LDA Endings 70-61
6. LDA Endings 60-51
5. LDA Endings 50-41
4. LDA Endings 40-31
3. LDA Endings 30-21
2. LDA Endings 20-11
1. LDA Endings 10-1
January 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
My Top 10 games for 2025:
10. The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy Endings 100-91
9. LDA Endings 90-81
8. LDA Endings 80-71
7. LDA Endings 70-61
6. LDA Endings 60-51
5. LDA Endings 50-41
4. LDA Endings 40-31
3. LDA Endings 30-21
2. LDA Endings 20-11
1. LDA Endings 10-1
10. The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy Endings 100-91
9. LDA Endings 90-81
8. LDA Endings 80-71
7. LDA Endings 70-61
6. LDA Endings 60-51
5. LDA Endings 50-41
4. LDA Endings 40-31
3. LDA Endings 30-21
2. LDA Endings 20-11
1. LDA Endings 10-1
lol, lmao, lmfao
Drake and Adin Ross along with others are being hit with a Federal RICO case involving a tipping feature on Stake to transfer money among themselves, which was then used to artificially inflate Drake’s music streams across major distribution platforms. And, people questioned Kendrick.
January 2, 2026 at 6:40 PM
lol, lmao, lmfao
"drake" "adin ross" "rico" all of these words are in the bible.
January 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
"drake" "adin ross" "rico" all of these words are in the bible.
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me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people?
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
August 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people?
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
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Obsessed with this juxtaposition
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Obsessed with this juxtaposition
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Scott Adams is the Dave Sim of Jim Davises.
January 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Scott Adams is the Dave Sim of Jim Davises.
Man, that fantasy WWE plotline in FF14 was the most fun this game's been since Endwalker wrapped.
January 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Man, that fantasy WWE plotline in FF14 was the most fun this game's been since Endwalker wrapped.
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you are watching Zohran’s inauguration as a sign of hope that a better world is possible. I am watching Zohran’s inauguration to see what coat he’s wearing so I can update the outfit of the sim inspired by him. we are not the same
January 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
you are watching Zohran’s inauguration as a sign of hope that a better world is possible. I am watching Zohran’s inauguration to see what coat he’s wearing so I can update the outfit of the sim inspired by him. we are not the same
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Wait, did Berlatsky drop dogshit takes on Aliens AND Weapons on the same day?
January 1, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Wait, did Berlatsky drop dogshit takes on Aliens AND Weapons on the same day?
Been blocked by Berlatsky so long I forgot he exists. Bliss
January 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Been blocked by Berlatsky so long I forgot he exists. Bliss
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Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers
January 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers
<extremely solid snake voice> is she called that because she's a bisexual?
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
<extremely solid snake voice> is she called that because she's a bisexual?
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Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.
January 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.
STRANGER THINGS (2016-2026) (w/d. The Duffer Brothers)
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 AM
STRANGER THINGS (2016-2026) (w/d. The Duffer Brothers)
this stranger things finale has .... so many unearned needle drops
January 1, 2026 at 7:31 AM
this stranger things finale has .... so many unearned needle drops
halfway through this stranger things finale and this is truly, patently ridiculous
January 1, 2026 at 7:17 AM
halfway through this stranger things finale and this is truly, patently ridiculous
Two episodes from the end of Scandal and I have one important thing to say: Cyrus Beene is White Jafar.
January 1, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Two episodes from the end of Scandal and I have one important thing to say: Cyrus Beene is White Jafar.