Old Man Uzi
@daviduzumeri.bsky.social
the living manifestation of destiny (he/him)
Discord: daviduzumeri
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/uzumerid/
Discord: daviduzumeri
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/uzumerid/
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
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from: orders@amazon.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
from: orders@amazon.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
Running Man innocent
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Running Man innocent
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
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Really wild how all these Harvard scientists and mathematics guys constantly talked about how Jeffrey Epstein was this brilliant, "misunderstood" man and then you read his emails and he's clearly a barely literate lecher, extremely easy to understand
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Really wild how all these Harvard scientists and mathematics guys constantly talked about how Jeffrey Epstein was this brilliant, "misunderstood" man and then you read his emails and he's clearly a barely literate lecher, extremely easy to understand
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After weeks of saying she's seeing someone "who works in television," the girls find out Samantha is dating a Muppet. Carrie and Miranda have doubts, until he teaches Charlotte a song that helps her remember directions for walking home from the bus stop by herself.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
After weeks of saying she's seeing someone "who works in television," the girls find out Samantha is dating a Muppet. Carrie and Miranda have doubts, until he teaches Charlotte a song that helps her remember directions for walking home from the bus stop by herself.
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
Last night I saw Michel Franco’s DREAMS which was Completely Fine until an absolutely awful third act turn that completely soured me on the movie
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Last night I saw Michel Franco’s DREAMS which was Completely Fine until an absolutely awful third act turn that completely soured me on the movie
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“let me read your mind! Ah! I see you enjoy…oh…oh no”
March 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“let me read your mind! Ah! I see you enjoy…oh…oh no”
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I really miss when "Editor Experience" was the main thing iterated on in VS Code releases and not second fiddle to more updates to an agent interface nobody fucking uses anyways
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I really miss when "Editor Experience" was the main thing iterated on in VS Code releases and not second fiddle to more updates to an agent interface nobody fucking uses anyways
the king of all pedophiles is really astounding at boomer email punctuation. i'm kind of awed
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
the king of all pedophiles is really astounding at boomer email punctuation. i'm kind of awed
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Honestly perfect Rosalina casting, no notes.
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Honestly perfect Rosalina casting, no notes.
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DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
oh wow the most cursed comic came out
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
oh wow the most cursed comic came out
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"dems ended the shutdown because they knew they could bring the epstein fight home" is literally the only forgivable explanation for what happened but i imagine i'm in libbing-out fantasy land rn
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"dems ended the shutdown because they knew they could bring the epstein fight home" is literally the only forgivable explanation for what happened but i imagine i'm in libbing-out fantasy land rn
gmax1@ellmax.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
gmax1@ellmax.com
OUT, OUT, FOUL SPOT
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
OUT, OUT, FOUL SPOT
begging everyone to actually read the fucking article before sharing this. please
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
begging everyone to actually read the fucking article before sharing this. please
honestly: the james bond who died in no times to die isn't james bond. the real james bond is lying in a space cocoon at the bottom of Jamaica Bay.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
honestly: the james bond who died in no times to die isn't james bond. the real james bond is lying in a space cocoon at the bottom of Jamaica Bay.