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Ned Pyle
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Dog butler to Indy, Darby, & Kell. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from years of MSFT. Or not. Was @nerdpyle before the bad times. Eat shït, nazis
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · Jun 14
“Wait, did you really think there’d be no walkies to welcome the weekend? Don’t be silly!” 🧵
Three golden brown and white dogs grin under a magnificent blue hydrangea bush
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gmpug.bsky.social
"I GOT PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE AND IN MY STOCKING TOO!!!!!!" - Buster
Buster, a senior tan Chihuahua mix with wild eyes looking at his Christmas present. Buster is sniffing at the treato bag. Buster is sniffing at his new reindeer toy. Buster is sniffing his bone shaped cookie. It says Prince on it.
December 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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tashasev.bsky.social
Zuri loves being under the tree
The front of a large fluffy white dog lying down under a Christmas tree with colorful lights and ornaments, looking with attention at the camera. A green velvet tree skirt is seen, slightly folded over where she’s kicked it up.
December 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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mikechenwriter.bsky.social
Jake says LOOK AT MY COOL CHRISTMAS STUFF!!!
A schnauzer/lab mix showing off his Christmas toy and chew
December 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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cheriepriest.com
goooood morning and Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates it 🎄🎄🎄
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes and half-popped ears, smiling up at the camera.
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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joshmankiewicz.bsky.social
I’m Lester Holt and this is Dateline. Here’s Josh Mankiewicz with “The Clatter On The Roof.”
theonion.com/santa-tracke...
Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House
AKRON, OH—Using the icon of a sleigh to denote his unmistakable presence near a residence in northeastern Ohio, NORAD’s official tracking app confirmed that Santa Claus paid a visit to his former girl...
theonion.com
December 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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ostrichson.bsky.social
Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
Scene from "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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ronscompvids.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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richburroughs.dev
Good morning from Bert and Ernie
Bert, a fluffy Chow Chow dog, lays on the floor, smiling. His ears are perked up. Ernie, the other Chow Chow, lays on the floor, too.
December 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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socialistdogmom.bsky.social
he was so insistent about trying to tear open one particular package under the tree, i thought for sure someone had wrapped food of some kind. it was dog toys. he found and tried to open his own present. how did he know that. can he read?
December 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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zoonotic1.bsky.social
Happy #Caturday, Boocatmas edition. Can’t overstate the danger of putting a hat on this house panther. Revenge will come when I’m not expecting it. Elf has already faced her wrath (that scene would have been a minor family emergency when the kids still believed).
White cat with dark grey tail and head patch. She’s wearing a red Christmas hat with a white Pom Pom on it, and a little red cape with a fluffy white fringe. She’s leaning against a white pillow with a red bow on it that looks like a present. White cat with dark grey tail and head patch. She’s wearing a red Christmas hat with a white Pom Pom on it, and a little red cape with a fluffy white fringe. She’s leaning against a white pillow with a red bow on it that looks like a present. She’s on a cream couch. In the background there’s a staircase with a garland on it. White cat with dark grey tail and head patch. She’s wearing a red Christmas hat with a white Pom Pom on it. She’s leaning against a white pillow with a red bow on it that looks like a present. Elf on the shelf tumbling over the front of a reindeer it was sitting on. They are perched on a step between the little columns that hold the bannister up. Behind them is the face of Boocat.
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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frowhisperer.bsky.social
Day 4? of Noël holiday festivities and I am only peeing champagne at this point. There are way too many Frenchies in this house. I met a pup named Happy, who agrees. Still, no one has been slapped. Yet. 😂 #JoyeuxNoel #MerryChristmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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irritatingly.gay
The beef rib roast is ready for the oven. (Slow roast, then resting for an hour before going back into a very hot oven to sear)
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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anamariecox.bsky.social
Happy holidays to everyone who's in solitude today. You get to decide what this post-solstice 24 hours is like! You could mourn or reflect, give gratitude or binge-watch, join your chosen family or cozy up with your animals. You may not be surrounded by people, but a lot of us are in the same place.
December 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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trahias.bsky.social
Gustav Adolf Clemens (Danish, 1870–1918), Christmas Eve at the hospital, c.1912, oil on canvas. 69 cm x 101 cm.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
December 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social
Ed Emshwiller, 1959
Christmas cover for Galaxy science fiction a couple of big eyed green headed alien kids in red long johns watch Santa Claus with four arms trimming a Christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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oldenoughtosay.com
Merry Christmas to my mother, who got my toddler a toy fire engine that not only makes lots of noise, it also sprays real water
December 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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thedreadfulpoint.bsky.social
Merry Christmas
Zardoz wearing a Santa hat
December 25, 2024 at 2:08 PM
nedpyle.com
Please enjoy the Xmas day tradition of waking dad for breakfast at 4am then immediately napping for a few hours while he remains FULLY awake before opening presents & begging for a bite of cinnamon buns then napping a bunch more gdi.
Two brown and white fluffy dogs are upside down on a brown chesterfield couch covered in pillows and dark flower print blankets. There is a Xmas tree behind them
December 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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coralcitycamera.bsky.social
You’ve been blessed by the magical puffer of Christmas Eve!! 🥹🙏🎄🐡💨✨ #porcupinepuffer #pufferfish #pufferfishofcoralcity #christmaseve #blessed #cutiepie #coral #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity
December 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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allthingsdogs.bsky.social
sending holiday joy your way
December 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Visions of sugar plums dance in her head.
Darby the large golden husky with white tips sleeps on a chesterfield covered in pilllows and a blue flowered blanket. Behind her a tree glows in a darkened living room by white built in bookcases
December 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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willoremus.com
they don’t tell you when you buy a christmas tree at the christmas tree farm that you could take it home, decorate it, and then be relaxing in your living room seven nights later when A BAT suddenly flies out and starts CRASHING AROUND YOUR HOUSE
December 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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jonelstr.bsky.social
#FosterGirlGracie modeling her Christmas sweater! Thanks @nedpyle.com for the inspiration
Blond pittie mix dog wearing red and green and white Christmas sweater! Blond pittie mix dog wearing red and green and white Christmas sweater! Blond pittie mix dog wearing red and green and white Christmas sweater!
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM