Ned Pyle
@nedpyle.com
Dog butler to Indy, Darby, & Kell. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from years of MSFT. Or not. Was @nerdpyle before the bad times. Eat shït, nazis
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Ned Pyle
@nedpyle.com
· Jun 14
“Wait, did you really think there’d be no walkies to welcome the weekend? Don’t be silly!” 🧵
“What are we doing today?”
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“What are we doing today?”
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It’s a good article that explains the real dangers to students of generative AI and also
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It’s a good article that explains the real dangers to students of generative AI and also
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“History shows us that the right to literacy came at a heavy cost…those oppressed recognized that literacy is liberation. To my students & to anyone who might listen, I say: Don’t surrender to AI your ability to read, write & think when others once risked their lives & died for the freedom to do so”
I Set A Trap To Catch My Students Cheating With AI. The Results Were Shocking.
"Students are not just undermining their ability to learn, but to someday lead."
www.huffpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
“History shows us that the right to literacy came at a heavy cost…those oppressed recognized that literacy is liberation. To my students & to anyone who might listen, I say: Don’t surrender to AI your ability to read, write & think when others once risked their lives & died for the freedom to do so”
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I'll just leave these here
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I'll just leave these here
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I closed social media for like three hours and the Pope threw a rave, MTG resigned, and Trump endorsed Mamdani before Chuck Schumer did? Now accepting bribes to close social media for all of next week
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I closed social media for like three hours and the Pope threw a rave, MTG resigned, and Trump endorsed Mamdani before Chuck Schumer did? Now accepting bribes to close social media for all of next week
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Trump also just posted these photos to Truth Social, including the one with Mamdani standing next to a portrait of FDR. Trump mentioned Mamdani asked if he could have his picture taken there.
"It's an amazing portrait in the cabinet room," Trump said. "So he's a big fan of the New Deal, I guess..."
"It's an amazing portrait in the cabinet room," Trump said. "So he's a big fan of the New Deal, I guess..."
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Trump also just posted these photos to Truth Social, including the one with Mamdani standing next to a portrait of FDR. Trump mentioned Mamdani asked if he could have his picture taken there.
"It's an amazing portrait in the cabinet room," Trump said. "So he's a big fan of the New Deal, I guess..."
"It's an amazing portrait in the cabinet room," Trump said. "So he's a big fan of the New Deal, I guess..."
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Put it in The Louvre of US political history. The look on Mamdani's face is priceless.
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Put it in The Louvre of US political history. The look on Mamdani's face is priceless.
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(Quietly enjoying a pudding cup and a gentle Monkees documentary on PBS)
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
(Quietly enjoying a pudding cup and a gentle Monkees documentary on PBS)
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Top Plays of 2025: No. 98
Pete Crow-Armstrong turns on the jets to track it down!
Pete Crow-Armstrong turns on the jets to track it down!
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Top Plays of 2025: No. 98
Pete Crow-Armstrong turns on the jets to track it down!
Pete Crow-Armstrong turns on the jets to track it down!
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my jaw is on the floor and yet im completely unsurprised. trump’s only political conviction is that he loves a handsome winner
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
my jaw is on the floor and yet im completely unsurprised. trump’s only political conviction is that he loves a handsome winner
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"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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JD Vance right now
a man in a black jacket and khaki pants is walking in the dirt
ALT: a man in a black jacket and khaki pants is walking in the dirt
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
JD Vance right now
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Who can really say which approach is most effective
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Who can really say which approach is most effective
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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Trump: anything else pal?
Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?
Trump: no problem!
Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?
Trump: no problem!
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Trump: anything else pal?
Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?
Trump: no problem!
Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?
Trump: no problem!
A lot of people got interested in my technique lol. The measures for my smaller French press means
27 oz/.8 liter coffee maker
6 tbsp / 60-72g coffee (depending on the coffee mass itself - your coffee bean may vary!)
Ground as coarsely as possible!
27 oz/.8 liter coffee maker
6 tbsp / 60-72g coffee (depending on the coffee mass itself - your coffee bean may vary!)
Ground as coarsely as possible!
Lisa texting me & asking how to make French press coffee after she is halfway through making French press coffee 😑
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
A lot of people got interested in my technique lol. The measures for my smaller French press means
27 oz/.8 liter coffee maker
6 tbsp / 60-72g coffee (depending on the coffee mass itself - your coffee bean may vary!)
Ground as coarsely as possible!
27 oz/.8 liter coffee maker
6 tbsp / 60-72g coffee (depending on the coffee mass itself - your coffee bean may vary!)
Ground as coarsely as possible!
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Early morning silliness, Part III
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Early morning silliness, Part III
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This is actually hilarious cuz the reason the supermajority GOP in Indiana isn't redistricting like Trump wants is cuz they already gerrymandered the state to force GOP wins and any other redrawing of lines risks losing them votes lmao
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This is actually hilarious cuz the reason the supermajority GOP in Indiana isn't redistricting like Trump wants is cuz they already gerrymandered the state to force GOP wins and any other redrawing of lines risks losing them votes lmao
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completely outside of politics, this is so charming
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
completely outside of politics, this is so charming
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It was mine too but…
my guiding principle in life is to Not end up on Dateline NBC
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
It was mine too but…